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I don't know if all |
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Boy Scouts are gays |
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They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways |
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I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause |
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I pop it and lock it, |
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A girl's like a fridge, once a week, you should stock it. |
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Girl, if you're into rimmin', it's only safe if you're swimmin', |
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But, girl, don't sit on that couch 'cause |
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I treat my objects like women. |
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I spit fire like |
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I just blew a demon, |
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My shit's so hot, |
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I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'. |
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I'm gonna tear it [tarot], like the cards of the gypsies, |
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You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. |
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If your pants are loose, |
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I'll replete ya. |
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You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet [meat] ya. |
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I'm Bo, yo, |
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And I'm the greatest rapper ever, |
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think |
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I'm clever or not, |
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Think you're better, you're not, |
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Don't need a sweater, |
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I'm hot, I'm a real |
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G-shawty that can really find your |
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G-spot. Woah, yeah... ... |
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Hey, what the ****'s a |
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G-spot? Go to a vagina orchard, count one, two, three. |
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Spin that plant around you got a third-world country [cunt-tree]. |
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That's right, consider yourself warned, |
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I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn. |
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You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can |
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I try it ma'am? |
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You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram. |
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Look at that crack, excuse me can |
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I buy a gram? |
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Right below your diaphragm, |
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Ass looks like you're hidin' ham. |
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First base, we're making out. |
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Second base, |
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I'm getting faked out. |
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Said, third base, |
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I'm getting take out. |
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And I'd try to take it home if |
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I knew I'd take it out, |
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But I just don't know, |
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I said I just don't care, |
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I said my flow's so cold |
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I need a tampon from a polar bear. |
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And you can spell and smell my stink, |
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B.O. lingers and it makes you think. ' |
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Cause I'm |
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Bo, yo And |
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I'm the greatest rapper ever, |
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think |
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I'm clever or not, |
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Think you're better, you're not, |
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Don't need a sweater |
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I'm hot, I'm a real |
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G-shawty that can really find your |
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G-spot. Woah, yeah... ...provided that you point me in the general direction. ' |
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Cause girls are like donuts when |
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I be bustin' |
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Bo nuts, I can make 'em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze. |
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I'm like Doug's friend |
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Skeeter whenever |
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I meet her, |
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Because I skeet her so hard people call her |
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Patty Mayonnaise. (Oh, Nickelodeon and cum, what?) |
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I'm blowin' up like |
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I thought |
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I would, I'm circumcised 'cause i don't cum from the hood. |
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My girl is epileptic cause she's the one |
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I'm jerkin with, |
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Come on, you |
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Asian child-laborer, show me what you're workin' with. |
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Ooh, large machinery. ' |
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Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects |
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I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a |
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Mormon sect, |
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That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex, |
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So if the sects can't be different and the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left-hand shame. |
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And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right, then you can write my name. ' |
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Cause I'm |
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Bo, yo, And |
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I'm the greatest rapper ever, |
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think |
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I'm clever or not, |
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Think you're better, you're not, |
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Don't need a sweater, |
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I'm hot, I'm a real |
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G that can really find your |
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G-spot. Woah, yeah...oh, but |
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I'm inadequate. |
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Have I gotten that point across yet? |
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How original |
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Yo, my junk's so long that it hangs and swings, |
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So at the nude beach people think |
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I'm lookin for lost rings. |
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Play the skin flute, your big boy sings, |
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And if you want to take it all, wear |
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African neck-rings. (They make your neck longer 'cause my... **** it) |
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Haters call me gay, but that ain't hatin'. ' |
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Cause im not homophobic, my morals are straight, |
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And if I'm in the closet, then you are below me, |
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Taking the |
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B-A-T out of basement, homey ' |
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Cause I'm |
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Bo, yo, And |
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I'm the greatest rapper ever, |
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think |
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I'm clever or not, |
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Think you're better, you're not, |
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Don't need a sweater, |
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I'm a real |
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G that can really find your what now. |
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Oh, yeah... well |
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I'm Bo, yo, what, |
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I'm representin' you, |
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I'm representin' the people from the 01982, yo. |
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Oh, yeah, what, yo mother****er, tingle, yeah. |