High School Party (Girl)

Song High School Party (Girl)
Artist Bo Burnham
Album Bo Fo Sho

Lyrics

High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda, where's the soda?
Am I the only ****ing person here that likes soda?
I see her from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud
You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad...
It's like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below
Shit, why did
I wear sweat pants?
Girl, you're body's like what conjunction junction
That's a fine ass, butt (but)
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep suckin' till you get to the nut
And I said let's rob an
Asian kitchen
Or stroll down the block
Either way girl, we're takin' a wok (..Nothing?)
You're gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way you're givin' me head
I'm gonna love you, baby the right way
Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when
I say girl
When I say girl
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
Why's it called dry humping, if
I always need a towel after?
You spread your naked legs and
I see that wound that never healed
Even though you're yellin' for me,
I can tell your lips are sealed
We're both aware of my erection, you ask if
I have protection
I say: "Well no, I tried to buy them once I was in the convenience store My old babysitter walked in I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit"
Girl, girl
Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
Fill you with my syllogism
I know your body and
I know how to please you
Don't thank me, thank
Wikipedia
Guys don't go down, well
I am- What the **** is that?
I should have brought my diagram
Ooh... Did you feel that?
That was an educated guess
Ooh... Did you feel that?
Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad
High school party, senior year
None of that happened 'cause
I wasn't invited..