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well i'm the girl for every high school guy |
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yeah, i got everything |
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a little shirt and a skirt so high |
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every month you can spot a cotton tampon string |
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i'll drop my books and then i'll bend |
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and then i'll bend a little more |
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everybody thinks ashley's my best friend |
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well that bitch is a whore |
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with a capital H-O-A-R |
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ignorance is bliss |
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who needs feminism, with an ass like this? |
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and a capital H-O-A-R |
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you guys liking what you see? |
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'cause if beauty's on the inside |
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you might as well go inside me |
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well i'm the guy for that high school girl |
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yeah, partyin' is my life |
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in a few hours i'll be hittin' the gym |
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and in a few years i'll be hittin' my wife |
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"ya know, i like to hang loose" |
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"no way, so does my crotch" |
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"well i hope you brought your man juice, 'cause i bought scotch" |
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with a capital one no hassle card |
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stolen from my dad |
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dignity's overrated |
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self respect's a fad |
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well i'm like a game of baseball |
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'cause there's something you might catch |
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well, and if you put out |
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i'd say that we're a perfect |
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i'd say that we're a perfect |
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i guess that we're a perfect match |
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a perfect match |
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a perfect match |