| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Amethyst直肠 |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 肯德龟 |
| [00:00.00] | 老凯快生 |
| [00:02.00] | B站传送门：av38831915 |
| [00:03.00] | 演唱：言和 |
| [00:04.69] | 策划/作词/曲绘：Amethyst直肠 |
| [00:08.48] | 作曲/编曲：肯德龟 |
| [00:12.15] | 调校：money钱 |
| [00:15.88] | 混音：炼锑术士 |
| [00:19.66] | 曲绘：7Hz |
| [00:23.40] | 视频：黑羽小夜 |
| [00:27.09] | 【本视频由喂老凯吃屎委员会提供】 |
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| [00:34.56] | 他 迫不及待 |
| [00:37.58] | 每天都竭尽所能 挥洒着爱 |
| [00:42.00] | 他 身高也不算矮 |
| [00:44.98] | 是一坨一米九二的高富帅（帅 帅 帅） |
| [00:48.94] | |
| [00:49.56] | 在这个美好又快乐的圣诞 |
| [00:52.79] | 对着夜晚的天空怀着无限期待 |
| [00:56.48] | 想着他那副令人所憧憬的模样 |
| [01:00.30] | 开始对着夜空嚎叫 |
| [01:03.44] | |
| [01:03.50] | 落花 不是（绫：草 依：嗯？） |
| [01:04.50] | 脑袋肯定是出了不小的毛病 |
| [01:08.27] | 背着良心从了求生欲 |
| [01:11.04] | 现在 我就要用最大的声音扇醒最天真的你 |
| [01:16.78] | 来仔细听 |
| [01:18.54] | 他的 人品肯定没有你所想的有趣 |
| [01:23.16] | 头发也应该所剩无几 |
| [01:26.05] | 现在 我们将用歌曲来敲醒你 |
| [01:30.23] | 对他的憧憬 |
| [01:34.47] | 个头啊 |
| [01:35.07] | |
| [01:36.58] | （绫）言和你退群吧 这都能唱串 |
| [01:38.37] | 啧 来来来 麦克风给你 你上 |
| [01:41.55] | （绫）诶 不不不 还是你来吧 |
| [01:43.96] | 我也是被逼的呀 |
| [01:45.65] | 这破歌就跟屎一样 我容易吗我 |
| [01:48.89] | |
| [02:04.64] | 他 迫不及待 |
| [02:07.55] | 每天都竭尽所能 花式犯二 |
| [02:12.03] | 他 身高一米九二 |
| [02:15.01] | 远看猥琐实则有点点小帅（帅 帅 帅） |
| [02:18.72] | |
| [02:19.47] | 在这个美好又（依：哥哥呀哥哥呀对呀） |
| [02:21.47] | 天依你别捣乱（依：嘻） |
| [02:22.84] | 对着夜晚的蜡烛怀着无限期待 |
| [02:26.48] | 朝着他那副令人所憧憬的模样 |
| [02:30.28] | 开始对着夜空嚎叫 |
| [02:33.42] | （啊~） |
| [02:33.62] | |
| [02:33.72] | 我的 身体肯定是出了不小的毛病 |
| [02:38.24] | 肝居然和你长在一起 |
| [02:41.02] | 现在 我就要用最大的叫声叫醒最天真的你 |
| [02:46.82] | 鸽的声音 |
| [02:48.51] | 我的 人品肯定没有你所想的有趣 |
| [02:53.27] | 毕竟和你能混在一起 |
| [02:56.06] | 现在 我们共同用歌曲祝福你 |
| [03:00.27] | 有美好前景 |
| [03:03.46] | |
| [03:03.63] | 我的 身体肯定是出了不小的毛病 |
| [03:08.23] | 肝居然和你长在一起 |
| [03:11.10] | 现在 我就要用最大的声音扇醒最天真的你 |
| [03:16.83] | 鸽的声音 |
| [03:18.51] | 我的 人品肯定没有你所想的有趣 |
| [03:23.13] | 毕竟和你能混在一起 |
| [03:26.07] | 现在 我们共同用歌曲祝愿你 |
| [03:30.14] | 能咸鱼突袭 |
| [03:34.52] | 哎呀 可算是结束了 |
| [03:34.82] | （绫：好 鼓掌 依：啪啪啪啪啪） |
| [03:36.62] | |
| [03:41.80] | 鸽（直肠）的声音：老凯啊 我没有空啊 |
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| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Amethyst zhi chang |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : ken de gui |
| [00:00.00] | lao kai kuai sheng |
| [00:02.00] | B zhan chuan song men: av38831915 |
| [00:03.00] | yan chang: yan he |
| [00:04.69] | ce hua zuo ci qu hui: Amethyst zhi chang |
| [00:08.48] | zuo qu bian qu: ken de gui |
| [00:12.15] | diao xiao: money qian |
| [00:15.88] | hun yin: lian ti shu shi |
| [00:19.66] | qu hui: 7Hz |
| [00:23.40] | shi pin: hei yu xiao ye |
| [00:27.09] | ben shi pin you wei lao kai chi shi wei yuan hui ti gong |
| [00:30.98] | |
| [00:34.56] | ta po bu ji dai |
| [00:37.58] | mei tian du jie jin suo neng hui sa zhe ai |
| [00:42.00] | ta shen gao ye bu suan ai |
| [00:44.98] | shi yi tuo yi mi jiu er de gao fu shuai shuai shuai shuai |
| [00:48.94] | |
| [00:49.56] | zai zhe ge mei hao you kuai le de sheng dan |
| [00:52.79] | dui zhe ye wan de tian kong huai zhe wu xian qi dai |
| [00:56.48] | xiang zhe ta na fu ling ren suo chong jing de mu yang |
| [01:00.30] | kai shi dui zhe ye kong hao jiao |
| [01:03.44] | |
| [01:03.50] | luo hua bu shi ling: cao yi: ? |
| [01:04.50] | nao dai ken ding shi chu liao bu xiao de mao bing |
| [01:08.27] | bei zhe liang xin cong le qiu sheng yu |
| [01:11.04] | xian zai wo jiu yao yong zui da de sheng yin shan xing zui tian zhen de ni |
| [01:16.78] | lai zi xi ting |
| [01:18.54] | ta de ren pin ken ding mei you ni suo xiang de you qu |
| [01:23.16] | tou fa ye ying gai suo sheng wu ji |
| [01:26.05] | xian zai wo men jiang yong ge qu lai qiao xing ni |
| [01:30.23] | dui ta de chong jing |
| [01:34.47] | ge tou a |
| [01:35.07] | |
| [01:36.58] | ling yan he ni tui qun ba zhe dou neng chang chuan |
| [01:38.37] | ze lai lai lai mai ke feng gei ni ni shang |
| [01:41.55] | ling ei bu bu bu hai shi ni lai ba |
| [01:43.96] | wo ye shi bei bi de ya |
| [01:45.65] | zhe po ge jiu gen shi yi yang wo rong yi ma wo |
| [01:48.89] | |
| [02:04.64] | ta po bu ji dai |
| [02:07.55] | mei tian du jie jin suo neng hua shi fan er |
| [02:12.03] | ta shen gao yi mi jiu er |
| [02:15.01] | yuan kan wei suo shi ze you dian dian xiao shuai shuai shuai shuai |
| [02:18.72] | |
| [02:19.47] | zai zhe ge mei hao you yi: ge ge ya ge ge ya dui ya |
| [02:21.47] | tian yi ni bie dao luan yi: xi |
| [02:22.84] | dui zhe ye wan de la zhu huai zhe wu xian qi dai |
| [02:26.48] | chao zhe ta na fu ling ren suo chong jing de mu yang |
| [02:30.28] | kai shi dui zhe ye kong hao jiao |
| [02:33.42] | a |
| [02:33.62] | |
| [02:33.72] | wo de shen ti ken ding shi chu liao bu xiao de mao bing |
| [02:38.24] | gan ju ran he ni zhang zai yi qi |
| [02:41.02] | xian zai wo jiu yao yong zui da de jiao sheng jiao xing zui tian zhen de ni |
| [02:46.82] | ge de sheng yin |
| [02:48.51] | wo de ren pin ken ding mei you ni suo xiang de you qu |
| [02:53.27] | bi jing he ni neng hun zai yi qi |
| [02:56.06] | xian zai wo men gong tong yong ge qu zhu fu ni |
| [03:00.27] | you mei hao qian jing |
| [03:03.46] | |
| [03:03.63] | wo de shen ti ken ding shi chu liao bu xiao de mao bing |
| [03:08.23] | gan ju ran he ni zhang zai yi qi |
| [03:11.10] | xian zai wo jiu yao yong zui da de sheng yin shan xing zui tian zhen de ni |
| [03:16.83] | ge de sheng yin |
| [03:18.51] | wo de ren pin ken ding mei you ni suo xiang de you qu |
| [03:23.13] | bi jing he ni neng hun zai yi qi |
| [03:26.07] | xian zai wo men gong tong yong ge qu zhu yuan ni |
| [03:30.14] | neng xian yu tu xi |
| [03:34.52] | ai ya ke suan shi jie shu le |
| [03:34.82] | ling: hao gu zhang yi: pa pa pa pa pa |
| [03:36.62] | |
| [03:41.80] | ge zhi chang de sheng yin: lao kai a wo mei you kong a |
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| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Amethyst zhí cháng |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : kěn dé guī |
| [00:00.00] | lǎo kǎi kuài shēng |
| [00:02.00] | B zhàn chuán sòng mén: av38831915 |
| [00:03.00] | yǎn chàng: yán hé |
| [00:04.69] | cè huà zuò cí qū huì: Amethyst zhí cháng |
| [00:08.48] | zuò qǔ biān qǔ: kěn dé guī |
| [00:12.15] | diào xiào: money qián |
| [00:15.88] | hùn yīn: liàn tī shù shì |
| [00:19.66] | qū huì: 7Hz |
| [00:23.40] | shì pín: hēi yǔ xiǎo yè |
| [00:27.09] | běn shì pín yóu wèi lǎo kǎi chī shǐ wěi yuán huì tí gōng |
| [00:30.98] | |
| [00:34.56] | tā pò bù jí dài |
| [00:37.58] | měi tiān dū jié jìn suǒ néng huī sǎ zhe ài |
| [00:42.00] | tā shēn gāo yě bù suàn ǎi |
| [00:44.98] | shì yī tuó yī mǐ jiǔ èr de gāo fù shuài shuài shuài shuài |
| [00:48.94] | |
| [00:49.56] | zài zhè gè měi hǎo yòu kuài lè de shèng dàn |
| [00:52.79] | duì zhe yè wǎn de tiān kōng huái zhe wú xiàn qī dài |
| [00:56.48] | xiǎng zhe tā nà fù lìng rén suǒ chōng jǐng de mú yàng |
| [01:00.30] | kāi shǐ duì zhe yè kōng háo jiào |
| [01:03.44] | |
| [01:03.50] | luò huā bú shì líng: cǎo yī: ? |
| [01:04.50] | nǎo dài kěn dìng shì chū liǎo bù xiǎo de máo bìng |
| [01:08.27] | bēi zhe liáng xīn cóng le qiú shēng yù |
| [01:11.04] | xiàn zài wǒ jiù yào yòng zuì dà de shēng yīn shàn xǐng zuì tiān zhēn de nǐ |
| [01:16.78] | lái zǐ xì tīng |
| [01:18.54] | tā de rén pǐn kěn dìng méi yǒu nǐ suǒ xiǎng de yǒu qù |
| [01:23.16] | tóu fà yě yīng gāi suǒ shèng wú jǐ |
| [01:26.05] | xiàn zài wǒ men jiāng yòng gē qǔ lái qiāo xǐng nǐ |
| [01:30.23] | duì tā de chōng jǐng |
| [01:34.47] | gè tóu a |
| [01:35.07] | |
| [01:36.58] | líng yán hé nǐ tuì qún ba zhè dōu néng chàng chuàn |
| [01:38.37] | zé lái lái lái mài kè fēng gěi nǐ nǐ shàng |
| [01:41.55] | líng éi bù bù bù hái shì nǐ lái ba |
| [01:43.96] | wǒ yě shì bèi bī de ya |
| [01:45.65] | zhè pò gē jiù gēn shǐ yí yàng wǒ róng yì ma wǒ |
| [01:48.89] | |
| [02:04.64] | tā pò bù jí dài |
| [02:07.55] | měi tiān dū jié jìn suǒ néng huā shì fàn èr |
| [02:12.03] | tā shēn gāo yī mǐ jiǔ èr |
| [02:15.01] | yuǎn kàn wěi suǒ shí zé yǒu diǎn diǎn xiǎo shuài shuài shuài shuài |
| [02:18.72] | |
| [02:19.47] | zài zhè gè měi hǎo yòu yī: gē ge ya gē ge ya duì ya |
| [02:21.47] | tiān yī nǐ bié dǎo luàn yī: xī |
| [02:22.84] | duì zhe yè wǎn de là zhú huái zhe wú xiàn qī dài |
| [02:26.48] | cháo zhe tā nà fù lìng rén suǒ chōng jǐng de mú yàng |
| [02:30.28] | kāi shǐ duì zhe yè kōng háo jiào |
| [02:33.42] | a |
| [02:33.62] | |
| [02:33.72] | wǒ de shēn tǐ kěn dìng shì chū liǎo bù xiǎo de máo bìng |
| [02:38.24] | gān jū rán hé nǐ zhǎng zài yì qǐ |
| [02:41.02] | xiàn zài wǒ jiù yào yòng zuì dà de jiào shēng jiào xǐng zuì tiān zhēn de nǐ |
| [02:46.82] | gē de shēng yīn |
| [02:48.51] | wǒ de rén pǐn kěn dìng méi yǒu nǐ suǒ xiǎng de yǒu qù |
| [02:53.27] | bì jìng hé nǐ néng hùn zài yì qǐ |
| [02:56.06] | xiàn zài wǒ men gòng tóng yòng gē qǔ zhù fú nǐ |
| [03:00.27] | yǒu měi hǎo qián jǐng |
| [03:03.46] | |
| [03:03.63] | wǒ de shēn tǐ kěn dìng shì chū liǎo bù xiǎo de máo bìng |
| [03:08.23] | gān jū rán hé nǐ zhǎng zài yì qǐ |
| [03:11.10] | xiàn zài wǒ jiù yào yòng zuì dà de shēng yīn shàn xǐng zuì tiān zhēn de nǐ |
| [03:16.83] | gē de shēng yīn |
| [03:18.51] | wǒ de rén pǐn kěn dìng méi yǒu nǐ suǒ xiǎng de yǒu qù |
| [03:23.13] | bì jìng hé nǐ néng hùn zài yì qǐ |
| [03:26.07] | xiàn zài wǒ men gòng tóng yòng gē qǔ zhù yuàn nǐ |
| [03:30.14] | néng xián yú tū xí |
| [03:34.52] | āi yā kě suàn shì jié shù le |
| [03:34.82] | líng: hǎo gǔ zhǎng yī: pā pā pā pā pā |
| [03:36.62] | |
| [03:41.80] | gē zhí cháng de shēng yīn: lǎo kǎi a wǒ méi yǒu kòng a |
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