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And the man keeps sayin' 'Do you take this woman |
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to be your awful wedded wife?' Heh, heh |
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And then I started thinkin' about no more winkin' |
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At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by. |
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No more dancin' and new romancin' |
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Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry. |
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Aw, no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin' |
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With the boys if I take you for my wife. |
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I can't go no place, I gotta look at your face |
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For the rest of my dog gone life. |
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This is it! |
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Ah, honey, what am I doin' here in the first place? |
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You knooooooow I don't go for this marraige bit! |
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I was only kiddin'! Hahahahahahaha |
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And there's your daddy sittin' over there with a shotgun |
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layin' across his lap |
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And a big smile on his ugly face. |
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And the man keeps sayin' 'Are you gonna take this woman or aintcha?' |
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Well, then I started thinkin' about no more winkin' |
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At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by. |
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No more dancin' and new romancin' |
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Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry. |
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Aw, no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin' |
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With the boys if I take you for my wife. |
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I can't go no place, I gotta look at your face |
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For the rest of my dog gone life. |
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This is it! |
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Honey, what's this jazz about Love, Honor, and Obey? |
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That cat's talkin' to me! Heheheh |
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And look at all these good lookin' bride maids standin' around, heh |
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Hellllllo, baaaby! |
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And the man in charge keeps sayin' 'Looky here, |
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do you take this woman or dontcha?' |
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Well, then I started thinkin' about no more winkin' |
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At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by. |
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No more dancin' and new romancin' |
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Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry. |
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Aw, no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin' |
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With the boys if I take you for my wife. |
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I can't go no place, I gotta look at your face |
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For the rest of my dog gone life. |
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This is it! |
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And the man keeps sayin' 'Look here, do you take this woman or dontcha?' |
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And I say 'Partnah, I don't believe I do. Let me outa here! |