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| [00:07.82] | 繁华京城 有个传奇 |
| [00:11.50] | 邵家公子 媳妇还 有小不点 |
| [00:15.46] | 把爹气疯 跟狗吵架 （汪） |
| [00:19.23] | 全家嫌弃 老婆跑了 整夜无眠 |
| [00:23.69] | 大家都说 他风流他活该 |
| [00:27.56] | 却不知他也会变 |
| [00:30.76] | 原本他是 霸道总裁 谁都不怕 |
| [00:34.52] | 怎么回事 遇上老婆 怂的一批 |
| [00:38.34] | 万年渣攻一朝忠犬真的神奇 |
| [00:42.25] | 你要问 是谁 在下邵群别忘记 |
| [00:46.77] | 骗人感情还粗暴 又自私自利 |
| [00:49.88] | 迷途知返 时已晚 连狗都不理 |
| [00:53.74] | 朋友劝算了吧 别这么没出息 |
| [00:57.51] | 该死的姓黎的 把人给我交出来 |
| [01:02.06] | 姓黎的！ 人给老子交！出！来！ |
| [01:06.54] | （旁白：交出来！） |
| [01:09.05] | 这怎么行 你是我的 |
| [01:12.76] | 既然如此 别怪我 暗中下绊子 |
| [01:16.73] | 把人逼走 突然失踪 |
| [01:20.54] | 顿时无措 心自道 我又做错了？ |
| [01:25.06] | 渣攻评比 他年年是第一 |
| [01:28.92] | 可他也有点可爱 |
| [01:32.02] | 就他一个 瞒着老婆 偷生儿子 |
| [01:35.80] | 就他一个 别人家里 自捅腰子 |
| [01:39.65] | 奄奄一息追回老婆皆大欢喜 |
| [01:43.46] | 真的是 不容易 幸好肾还没问题 |
| [01:47.88] | 老婆你歇着 千万要注意身体 |
| [01:51.13] | 学着做饭 带孩子摘葡萄还会养鸡 |
| [01:54.84] | 邵群这个老攻其实还蛮贴心 |
| [01:58.77] | 颜值超高 不错 只是情商有点低 |
| [02:03.29] | 看你妹 调情撒娇都无敌！ |
| [02:21.73] | 跟着老婆 逛商场给儿子做新衣 |
| [02:26.41] | 办公室里 关上门 十八般亲昵 |
| [02:29.30] | 还有小鬼季元祁暗中发信息 |
| [02:33.24] | 别再给我搞事 当心以后弄！死！你！ |
| [02:37.69] | 别看他渣 宠起人来 没脸没皮 |
| [02:40.70] | 半夜不睡 身体力行 无与伦比 |
| [02:44.57] | 脾气暴躁再也不敢操之过急 |
| [02:48.44] | 忍着就忍着 别再把我赶出去 |
| [02:53.11] | 年少轻狂不懂爱情伤人伤己 |
| [02:56.08] | 十年八年不管多久我都可以 |
| [02:59.83] | 辗转磨难守得云开痛哭流涕 |
| [03:03.73] | 太好了 终于 老婆孩子一家亲 |
| [03:08.40] | 哦哦 老婆孩子一家亲 |
| [03:12.11] | 我老婆就！是！道！理！ |
| [03:17.55] | （哼！在下邵群，有何贵干？） |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:07.82] | fan hua jing cheng you ge chuan qi |
| [00:11.50] | shao jia gong zi xi fu hai you xiao bu dian |
| [00:15.46] | ba die qi feng gen gou chao jia wang |
| [00:19.23] | quan jia xian qi lao po pao le zheng ye wu mian |
| [00:23.69] | da jia dou shuo ta feng liu ta huo gai |
| [00:27.56] | que bu zhi ta ye hui bian |
| [00:30.76] | yuan ben ta shi ba dao zong cai shui dou bu pa |
| [00:34.52] | zen me hui shi yu shang lao po song de yi pi |
| [00:38.34] | wan nian zha gong yi zhao zhong quan zhen de shen qi |
| [00:42.25] | ni yao wen shi shui zai xia shao qun bie wang ji |
| [00:46.77] | pian ren gan qing hai cu bao you zi si zi li |
| [00:49.88] | mi tu zhi fan shi yi wan lian gou dou bu li |
| [00:53.74] | peng you quan suan le ba bie zhe me mei chu xi |
| [00:57.51] | gai si de xing li de ba ren gei wo jiao chu lai |
| [01:02.06] | xing li de! ren gei lao zi jiao! chu! lai! |
| [01:06.54] | pang bai: jiao chu lai! |
| [01:09.05] | zhe zen me xing ni shi wo de |
| [01:12.76] | ji ran ru ci bie guai wo an zhong xia ban zi |
| [01:16.73] | ba ren bi zou tu ran shi zong |
| [01:20.54] | dun shi wu cuo xin zi dao wo you zuo cuo le? |
| [01:25.06] | zha gong ping bi ta nian nian shi di yi |
| [01:28.92] | ke ta ye you dian ke ai |
| [01:32.02] | jiu ta yi ge man zhe lao po tou sheng er zi |
| [01:35.80] | jiu ta yi ge bie ren jia li zi tong yao zi |
| [01:39.65] | yan yan yi xi zhui hui lao po jie da huan xi |
| [01:43.46] | zhen de shi bu rong yi xing hao shen hai mei wen ti |
| [01:47.88] | lao po ni xie zhe qian wan yao zhu yi shen ti |
| [01:51.13] | xue zhe zuo fan dai hai zi zhai pu tao hai hui yang ji |
| [01:54.84] | shao qun zhe ge lao gong qi shi hai man tie xin |
| [01:58.77] | yan zhi chao gao bu cuo zhi shi qing shang you dian di |
| [02:03.29] | kan ni mei tiao qing sa jiao dou wu di! |
| [02:21.73] | gen zhe lao po guang shang chang gei er zi zuo xin yi |
| [02:26.41] | ban gong shi li guan shang men shi ba ban qin ni |
| [02:29.30] | hai you xiao gui ji yuan qi an zhong fa xin xi |
| [02:33.24] | bie zai gei wo gao shi dang xin yi hou nong! si! ni! |
| [02:37.69] | bie kan ta zha chong qi ren lai mei lian mei pi |
| [02:40.70] | ban ye bu shui shen ti li xing wu yu lun bi |
| [02:44.57] | pi qi bao zao zai ye bu gan cao zhi guo ji |
| [02:48.44] | ren zhe jiu ren zhe bie zai ba wo gan chu qu |
| [02:53.11] | nian shao qing kuang bu dong ai qing shang ren shang ji |
| [02:56.08] | shi nian ba nian bu guan duo jiu wo dou ke yi |
| [02:59.83] | zhan zhuan mo nan shou de yun kai tong ku liu ti |
| [03:03.73] | tai hao le zhong yu lao po hai zi yi jia qin |
| [03:08.40] | o o lao po hai zi yi jia qin |
| [03:12.11] | wo lao po jiu! shi! dao! li! |
| [03:17.55] | heng! zai xia shao qun, you he gui gan? |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:07.82] | fán huá jīng chéng yǒu gè chuán qí |
| [00:11.50] | shào jiā gōng zǐ xí fù hái yǒu xiǎo bù diǎn |
| [00:15.46] | bǎ diē qì fēng gēn gǒu chǎo jià wāng |
| [00:19.23] | quán jiā xián qì lǎo pó pǎo le zhěng yè wú mián |
| [00:23.69] | dà jiā dōu shuō tā fēng liú tā huó gāi |
| [00:27.56] | què bù zhī tā yě huì biàn |
| [00:30.76] | yuán běn tā shì bà dào zǒng cái shuí dōu bù pà |
| [00:34.52] | zěn me huí shì yù shàng lǎo pó sǒng de yī pī |
| [00:38.34] | wàn nián zhā gōng yī zhāo zhōng quǎn zhēn de shén qí |
| [00:42.25] | nǐ yào wèn shì shuí zài xià shào qún bié wàng jì |
| [00:46.77] | piàn rén gǎn qíng hái cū bào yòu zì sī zì lì |
| [00:49.88] | mí tú zhī fǎn shí yǐ wǎn lián gǒu dōu bù lǐ |
| [00:53.74] | péng yǒu quàn suàn le ba bié zhè me méi chū xī |
| [00:57.51] | gāi sǐ de xìng lí de bǎ rén gěi wǒ jiāo chū lái |
| [01:02.06] | xìng lí de! rén gěi lǎo zi jiāo! chū! lái! |
| [01:06.54] | páng bái: jiāo chū lái! |
| [01:09.05] | zhè zěn me xíng nǐ shì wǒ de |
| [01:12.76] | jì rán rú cǐ bié guài wǒ àn zhōng xià bàn zǐ |
| [01:16.73] | bǎ rén bī zǒu tū rán shī zōng |
| [01:20.54] | dùn shí wú cuò xīn zì dào wǒ yòu zuò cuò le? |
| [01:25.06] | zhā gōng píng bǐ tā nián nián shì dì yī |
| [01:28.92] | kě tā yě yǒu diǎn kě ài |
| [01:32.02] | jiù tā yí gè mán zhe lǎo pó tōu shēng ér zi |
| [01:35.80] | jiù tā yí gè bié rén jiā lǐ zì tǒng yāo zǐ |
| [01:39.65] | yǎn yǎn yī xī zhuī huí lǎo pó jiē dà huān xǐ |
| [01:43.46] | zhēn de shì bù róng yì xìng hǎo shèn hái méi wèn tí |
| [01:47.88] | lǎo pó nǐ xiē zhe qiān wàn yào zhù yì shēn tǐ |
| [01:51.13] | xué zhe zuò fàn dài hái zi zhāi pú táo hái huì yǎng jī |
| [01:54.84] | shào qún zhè gè lǎo gōng qí shí hái mán tiē xīn |
| [01:58.77] | yán zhí chāo gāo bù cuò zhǐ shì qíng shāng yǒu diǎn dī |
| [02:03.29] | kàn nǐ mèi tiáo qíng sā jiāo dōu wú dí! |
| [02:21.73] | gēn zhe lǎo pó guàng shāng chǎng gěi ér zi zuò xīn yī |
| [02:26.41] | bàn gōng shì lǐ guān shàng mén shí bā bān qīn nì |
| [02:29.30] | hái yǒu xiǎo guǐ jì yuán qí àn zhōng fā xìn xī |
| [02:33.24] | bié zài gěi wǒ gǎo shì dāng xīn yǐ hòu nòng! sǐ! nǐ! |
| [02:37.69] | bié kàn tā zhā chǒng qǐ rén lái méi liǎn méi pí |
| [02:40.70] | bàn yè bù shuì shēn tǐ lì xíng wú yǔ lún bǐ |
| [02:44.57] | pí qi bào zào zài yě bù gǎn cāo zhī guò jí |
| [02:48.44] | rěn zhe jiù rěn zhe bié zài bǎ wǒ gǎn chū qù |
| [02:53.11] | nián shào qīng kuáng bù dǒng ài qíng shāng rén shāng jǐ |
| [02:56.08] | shí nián bā nián bù guǎn duō jiǔ wǒ dōu kě yǐ |
| [02:59.83] | zhǎn zhuǎn mó nàn shǒu dé yún kāi tòng kū liú tì |
| [03:03.73] | tài hǎo le zhōng yú lǎo pó hái zi yī jiā qīn |
| [03:08.40] | ó ó lǎo pó hái zi yī jiā qīn |
| [03:12.11] | wǒ lǎo pó jiù! shì! dào! lǐ! |
| [03:17.55] | hēng! zài xià shào qún, yǒu hé guì gàn? |
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