[00:00.000] | 作词 : 无 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 疯猴pme |
[00:11.189] | 人是衣马是鞍 |
[00:12.431] | 一看长相二看穿 |
[00:13.943] | 白天想夜里哭 |
[00:14.680] | 做梦都想去首都 |
[00:15.940] | 俩脚离地了 |
[00:17.188] | 病毒就关闭了 |
[00:18.440] | 啥都上不去了 |
[00:19.684] | 嚎 |
[00:20.197] | 嗷 |
[00:20.684] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[00:22.945] | 吹满地 |
[00:23.689] | 春风吹满地 |
[00:25.187] | 中国人民真争气 |
[00:27.433] | 真争气 |
[00:28.446] | 人民真争气 |
[00:29.204] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[00:31.194] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[00:33.438] | 齐德隆 |
[00:34.935] | 齐东强 |
[00:36.446] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[00:38.690] | 记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
[00:41.438] | 第一场雪 |
[00:43.187] | 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
[00:45.691] | 稍晚了一些 |
[00:48.191] | 抓牌看牌 |
[00:50.441] | 洗牌码牌 |
[00:52.680] | 失败 |
[00:52.945] | 知道因为啥失败吗 |
[00:54.692] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
[00:56.938] | 不打针不吃药 |
[00:58.193] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[00:59.441] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[01:00.691] | 这叫话疗 |
[01:01.690] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
[01:04.185] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[01:05.941] | 拿错书了 |
[01:06.439] | 粮食大丰收 |
[01:07.447] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[01:08.692] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[01:09.688] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[01:10.698] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[01:11.938] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[01:13.184] | 纵观世界风云 |
[01:14.446] | 风景这边更好 |
[01:15.441] | 火辣辣的心呐 |
[01:16.691] | 火辣辣的情 |
[01:17.689] | 火辣辣的小辣椒 |
[01:18.933] | 他透着心里红 |
[01:20.185] | 火辣辣的范老师 |
[01:21.184] | 请你多批评 |
[01:22.443] | 精辟啥那是屁精 |
[01:24.445] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[01:26.696] | 吹满地 |
[01:27.694] | 春风吹满地 |
[01:29.185] | 中国人民真争气 |
[01:31.190] | 真争气 |
[01:32.193] | 人民真争气 |
[01:33.434] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[01:35.433] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[01:37.682] | 齐德隆 |
[01:38.941] | 齐东强 |
[01:40.689] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[01:42.957] | 我在意你 |
[01:43.449] | 含糊你 |
[01:44.194] | 伺候你 |
[01:44.449] | 我不光怕你 |
[01:45.439] | 关键现在我怕你妈呀 |
[01:47.443] | 喝水闭嘴揉腿 |
[01:48.434] | 亲一口老鬼 |
[01:49.434] | 感谢TV |
[01:50.943] | 感谢所有TV |
[01:52.191] | 床前明月光 |
[01:52.682] | 玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
[01:54.446] | 打麻将双人床 |
[01:55.436] | 十个木那叫念炕 |
[01:56.696] | 一只公鸡要下蛋 |
[01:57.686] | 不是他的活他要干 |
[02:00.945] | 不打针不吃药 |
[02:02.195] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[02:03.437] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[02:04.655] | 这叫话疗 |
[02:05.661] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
[02:07.655] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[02:09.416] | 拿错书了 |
[02:10.406] | 粮食大丰收 |
[02:11.412] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[02:12.657] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[02:13.407] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[02:15.024] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[02:16.017] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[02:17.267] | 纵观世界风云 |
[02:18.513] | 风景这边更好 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : feng hou pme |
[00:11.189] | ren shi yi ma shi an |
[00:12.431] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
[00:13.943] | bai tian xiang ye li ku |
[00:14.680] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
[00:15.940] | lia jiao li di le |
[00:17.188] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
[00:18.440] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
[00:19.684] | hao |
[00:20.197] | ao |
[00:20.684] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[00:22.945] | chui man di |
[00:23.689] | chun feng chui man di |
[00:25.187] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:27.433] | zhen zheng qi |
[00:28.446] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:29.204] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[00:31.194] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[00:33.438] | qi de long |
[00:34.935] | qi dong qiang |
[00:36.446] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[00:38.690] | ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
[00:41.438] | di yi chang xue |
[00:43.187] | bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
[00:45.691] | shao wan le yi xie |
[00:48.191] | zhua pai kan pai |
[00:50.441] | xi pai ma pai |
[00:52.680] | shi bai |
[00:52.945] | zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
[00:54.692] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
[00:56.938] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[00:58.193] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[00:59.441] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[01:00.691] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[01:01.690] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[01:04.185] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[01:05.941] | na cuo shu le |
[01:06.439] | liang shi da feng shou |
[01:07.447] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[01:08.692] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[01:09.688] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[01:10.698] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[01:11.938] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[01:13.184] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[01:14.446] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[01:15.441] | huo la la de xin na |
[01:16.691] | huo la la de qing |
[01:17.689] | huo la la de xiao la jiao |
[01:18.933] | ta tou zhe xin li hong |
[01:20.185] | huo la la de fan lao shi |
[01:21.184] | qing ni duo pi ping |
[01:22.443] | jing pi sha na shi pi jing |
[01:24.445] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[01:26.696] | chui man di |
[01:27.694] | chun feng chui man di |
[01:29.185] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:31.190] | zhen zheng qi |
[01:32.193] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:33.434] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[01:35.433] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[01:37.682] | qi de long |
[01:38.941] | qi dong qiang |
[01:40.689] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[01:42.957] | wo zai yi ni |
[01:43.449] | han hu ni |
[01:44.194] | ci hou ni |
[01:44.449] | wo bu guang pa ni |
[01:45.439] | guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma ya |
[01:47.443] | he shui bi zui rou tui |
[01:48.434] | qin yi kou lao gui |
[01:49.434] | gan xie TV |
[01:50.943] | gan xie suo you TV |
[01:52.191] | chuang qian ming yue guang |
[01:52.682] | bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
[01:54.446] | da ma jiang shuang ren chuang |
[01:55.436] | shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
[01:56.696] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan |
[01:57.686] | bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
[02:00.945] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[02:02.195] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[02:03.437] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[02:04.655] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[02:05.661] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[02:07.655] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[02:09.416] | na cuo shu le |
[02:10.406] | liang shi da feng shou |
[02:11.412] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[02:12.657] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[02:13.407] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[02:15.024] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[02:16.017] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[02:17.267] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[02:18.513] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : fēng hóu pme |
[00:11.189] | rén shì yī mǎ shì ān |
[00:12.431] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
[00:13.943] | bái tiān xiǎng yè lǐ kū |
[00:14.680] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
[00:15.940] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
[00:17.188] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
[00:18.440] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
[00:19.684] | háo |
[00:20.197] | áo |
[00:20.684] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:22.945] | chuī mǎn dì |
[00:23.689] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:25.187] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:27.433] | zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:28.446] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:29.204] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
[00:31.194] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
[00:33.438] | qí dé lóng |
[00:34.935] | qí dōng qiáng |
[00:36.446] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
[00:38.690] | jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:41.438] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:43.187] | bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:45.691] | shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:48.191] | zhuā pái kàn pái |
[00:50.441] | xǐ pái mǎ pái |
[00:52.680] | shī bài |
[00:52.945] | zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
[00:54.692] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
[00:56.938] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
[00:58.193] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
[00:59.441] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
[01:00.691] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
[01:01.690] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
[01:04.185] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
[01:05.941] | ná cuò shū le |
[01:06.439] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
[01:07.447] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
[01:08.692] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
[01:09.688] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
[01:10.698] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
[01:11.938] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
[01:13.184] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
[01:14.446] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
[01:15.441] | huǒ là là de xīn nà |
[01:16.691] | huǒ là là de qíng |
[01:17.689] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo |
[01:18.933] | tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
[01:20.185] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī |
[01:21.184] | qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
[01:22.443] | jīng pì shà nà shi pì jīng |
[01:24.445] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[01:26.696] | chuī mǎn dì |
[01:27.694] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[01:29.185] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:31.190] | zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:32.193] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:33.434] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
[01:35.433] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
[01:37.682] | qí dé lóng |
[01:38.941] | qí dōng qiáng |
[01:40.689] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
[01:42.957] | wǒ zài yì nǐ |
[01:43.449] | hán hu nǐ |
[01:44.194] | cì hou nǐ |
[01:44.449] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ |
[01:45.439] | guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ mā ya |
[01:47.443] | hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ |
[01:48.434] | qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ |
[01:49.434] | gǎn xiè TV |
[01:50.943] | gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
[01:52.191] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng |
[01:52.682] | bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
[01:54.446] | dǎ má jiàng shuāng rén chuáng |
[01:55.436] | shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng |
[01:56.696] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn |
[01:57.686] | bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
[02:00.945] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
[02:02.195] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
[02:03.437] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
[02:04.655] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
[02:05.661] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
[02:07.655] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
[02:09.416] | ná cuò shū le |
[02:10.406] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
[02:11.412] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
[02:12.657] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
[02:13.407] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
[02:15.024] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
[02:16.017] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
[02:17.267] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
[02:18.513] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |