Ol' Rosco Lyrics
| Song | Ol' Rosco |
| Artist | Les Claypool |
| Album | Of Fungi And Foe |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Claypool | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He likes to drink when he drives | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| I wouldn't be a bit surprised | |
| If he's out there now | |
| Driving like mad | |
| Swerving and weaving | |
| Thinks he's a model dad | |
| Like a bastard he's grinning | |
| With teeth full of bugs | |
| Headin' home from the brewery | |
| The old lunch time chug-a-lug | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He doesn't think when he drives | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| I am a bit surprised | |
| That they haven't nailed him | |
| For drivin' like a fool | |
| Except maybe that one time | |
| Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school | |
| You see the caught him red-nose slurring | |
| He blew a .09 | |
| Made his wife come and get him | |
| Paid him a 200 dollar fine | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He's too damn drunk to drive | |
| Seen him pissin' in the bathroom | |
| That's when he gave me the evil eye | |
| I said, "Boy I think you had too many | |
| Why don't you give up them keys?" | |
| He told me to mind my business | |
| Said he's, said he's gonna do as he damn well please | |
| So I ordered hot coffee | |
| An an Oly on tap | |
| I put the Oly to my lips | |
| Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He wasn't supposed to drive | |
| He left here three hours ago | |
| His wife says he never arrived | |
| He could be out there bleedin' | |
| In the bottom of some ditch | |
| Some say it serves him right | |
| The selfish sons-a-bitch | |
| But this time he went head on | |
| With a purple PT Cruiser | |
| Came out without a scratch | |
| That's the dumb luck of a boozer | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| They say he's lucky to be alive | |
| As for the driver of the Cruiser | |
| I'm told she may not survive | |
| And she's the mother of three | |
| Well, two for sure | |
| See, the one in her belly | |
| Had to be taken premature | |
| Now Rosco feels bad | |
| Afraid he might get sued | |
| Good thing he's incorporated | |
| You see, not as much risk to lose | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| Now they won't let him drive | |
| His son takes him bar hopping | |
| He slips some drinks on the side | |
| His wife's always bragging | |
| How he ain't drank in a while | |
| Just afternoon nappin' | |
| Life's great in denial | |
| Life's great in denial |
| zuo qu : Claypool | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He likes to drink when he drives | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| I wouldn' t be a bit surprised | |
| If he' s out there now | |
| Driving like mad | |
| Swerving and weaving | |
| Thinks he' s a model dad | |
| Like a bastard he' s grinning | |
| With teeth full of bugs | |
| Headin' home from the brewery | |
| The old lunch time chugalug | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He doesn' t think when he drives | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| I am a bit surprised | |
| That they haven' t nailed him | |
| For drivin' like a fool | |
| Except maybe that one time | |
| Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school | |
| You see the caught him rednose slurring | |
| He blew a . 09 | |
| Made his wife come and get him | |
| Paid him a 200 dollar fine | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He' s too damn drunk to drive | |
| Seen him pissin' in the bathroom | |
| That' s when he gave me the evil eye | |
| I said, " Boy I think you had too many | |
| Why don' t you give up them keys?" | |
| He told me to mind my business | |
| Said he' s, said he' s gonna do as he damn well please | |
| So I ordered hot coffee | |
| An an Oly on tap | |
| I put the Oly to my lips | |
| Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He wasn' t supposed to drive | |
| He left here three hours ago | |
| His wife says he never arrived | |
| He could be out there bleedin' | |
| In the bottom of some ditch | |
| Some say it serves him right | |
| The selfish sonsabitch | |
| But this time he went head on | |
| With a purple PT Cruiser | |
| Came out without a scratch | |
| That' s the dumb luck of a boozer | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| They say he' s lucky to be alive | |
| As for the driver of the Cruiser | |
| I' m told she may not survive | |
| And she' s the mother of three | |
| Well, two for sure | |
| See, the one in her belly | |
| Had to be taken premature | |
| Now Rosco feels bad | |
| Afraid he might get sued | |
| Good thing he' s incorporated | |
| You see, not as much risk to lose | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| Now they won' t let him drive | |
| His son takes him bar hopping | |
| He slips some drinks on the side | |
| His wife' s always bragging | |
| How he ain' t drank in a while | |
| Just afternoon nappin' | |
| Life' s great in denial | |
| Life' s great in denial |
| zuò qǔ : Claypool | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He likes to drink when he drives | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| I wouldn' t be a bit surprised | |
| If he' s out there now | |
| Driving like mad | |
| Swerving and weaving | |
| Thinks he' s a model dad | |
| Like a bastard he' s grinning | |
| With teeth full of bugs | |
| Headin' home from the brewery | |
| The old lunch time chugalug | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He doesn' t think when he drives | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| I am a bit surprised | |
| That they haven' t nailed him | |
| For drivin' like a fool | |
| Except maybe that one time | |
| Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school | |
| You see the caught him rednose slurring | |
| He blew a . 09 | |
| Made his wife come and get him | |
| Paid him a 200 dollar fine | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He' s too damn drunk to drive | |
| Seen him pissin' in the bathroom | |
| That' s when he gave me the evil eye | |
| I said, " Boy I think you had too many | |
| Why don' t you give up them keys?" | |
| He told me to mind my business | |
| Said he' s, said he' s gonna do as he damn well please | |
| So I ordered hot coffee | |
| An an Oly on tap | |
| I put the Oly to my lips | |
| Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| He wasn' t supposed to drive | |
| He left here three hours ago | |
| His wife says he never arrived | |
| He could be out there bleedin' | |
| In the bottom of some ditch | |
| Some say it serves him right | |
| The selfish sonsabitch | |
| But this time he went head on | |
| With a purple PT Cruiser | |
| Came out without a scratch | |
| That' s the dumb luck of a boozer | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| They say he' s lucky to be alive | |
| As for the driver of the Cruiser | |
| I' m told she may not survive | |
| And she' s the mother of three | |
| Well, two for sure | |
| See, the one in her belly | |
| Had to be taken premature | |
| Now Rosco feels bad | |
| Afraid he might get sued | |
| Good thing he' s incorporated | |
| You see, not as much risk to lose | |
| Have you seen ol' Rosco | |
| Now they won' t let him drive | |
| His son takes him bar hopping | |
| He slips some drinks on the side | |
| His wife' s always bragging | |
| How he ain' t drank in a while | |
| Just afternoon nappin' | |
| Life' s great in denial | |
| Life' s great in denial |
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