| [00:30.934] | 是哈蜜駕的車 她比我能喝 我的私人護士 |
| [00:37.323] | 我愛極了這種夜晚： |
| [00:39.683] | 「凌晨兩點 從喀爾出來 飛馳在三環 空無一人 孤寂與高傲油然並生」 |
| [00:49.293] | 路燈灑在我的大肚子上 很符合身份 |
| [00:53.851] | 我剛把手放到她的腿上 就聽到「嗤」的一聲 啊 不好 車胎爆了 |
| [01:01.639] | 隨後就圍上來五個彪形大漢 |
| [01:10.716] | 「滾出來」 |
| [01:12.159] | 「快」 |
| [01:13.273] | 「放老實點 要不就宰了你倆」 |
| [01:15.708] | 「你們想幹嗎」 |
| [01:17.439] | 「想幹嗎 錢 快交出來」 |
| [01:21.809] | 「還要把這個沒穿褲子的留下 嘻」 |
| [01:26.119] | 「幹 你還把手放在她的腿上」 |
| [01:43.970] | 『咦 「鬼子」呀 你不認識我了 我是「教授」呀』 |
| [01:50.512] | 「去你mom的 什麼dog屁鬼子 教授的 胡部長大人」 |
| [02:40.257] | 『喂,你好,請呼成都的11237 |
| [02:45.430] | 對 姓張 張生 爲了撮合一對麻雀的愛情 |
| [02:54.553] | 對 「撮」就是一個提手旁加一個「最」 |
| [02:59.060] | 對 爲了撮合一對麻雀的愛情 我不遺餘力 費盡周折 打腫臉充胖子 |
| [03:10.196] | 對 謝謝』 |
| [00:30.934] | shi ha mi jia de che ta bi wo neng he wo de si ren hu shi |
| [00:37.323] | wo ai ji le zhe zhong ye wan: |
| [00:39.683] | ling chen liang dian cong ka er chu lai fei chi zai san huan kong wu yi ren gu ji yu gao ao you ran bing sheng |
| [00:49.293] | lu deng sa zai wo de da du zi shang hen fu he shen fen |
| [00:53.851] | wo gang ba shou fang dao ta de tui shang jiu ting dao chi de yi sheng a bu hao che tai bao le |
| [01:01.639] | sui hou jiu wei shang lai wu ge biao xing da han |
| [01:10.716] | gun chu lai |
| [01:12.159] | kuai |
| [01:13.273] | fang lao shi dian yao bu jiu zai le ni lia |
| [01:15.708] | ni men xiang gan ma |
| [01:17.439] | xiang gan ma qian kuai jiao chu lai |
| [01:21.809] | hai yao ba zhe ge mei chuan ku zi de liu xia xi |
| [01:26.119] | gan ni hai ba shou fang zai ta de tui shang |
| [01:43.970] | yi gui zi ya ni bu ren shi wo le wo shi jiao shou ya |
| [01:50.512] | qu ni mom de shen me dog pi gui zi jiao shou de hu bu zhang da ren |
| [02:40.257] | wei, ni hao, qing hu cheng du de 11237 |
| [02:45.430] | dui xing zhang zhang sheng wei le cuo he yi dui ma que de ai qing |
| [02:54.553] | dui cuo jiu shi yi ge ti shou pang jia yi ge zui |
| [02:59.060] | dui wei le cuo he yi dui ma que de ai qing wo bu yi yu li fei jin zhou zhe da zhong lian chong pang zi |
| [03:10.196] | dui xie xie |
| [00:30.934] | shì hā mì jià de chē tā bǐ wǒ néng hē wǒ de sī rén hù shì |
| [00:37.323] | wǒ ài jí le zhè zhǒng yè wǎn: |
| [00:39.683] | líng chén liǎng diǎn cóng kā ěr chū lái fēi chí zài sān huán kōng wú yī rén gū jì yǔ gāo ào yóu rán bìng shēng |
| [00:49.293] | lù dēng sǎ zài wǒ de dà dǔ zi shàng hěn fú hé shēn fèn |
| [00:53.851] | wǒ gāng bǎ shǒu fàng dào tā de tuǐ shàng jiù tīng dào chī de yī shēng a bù hǎo chē tāi bào le |
| [01:01.639] | suí hòu jiù wéi shàng lái wǔ gè biāo xíng dà hàn |
| [01:10.716] | gǔn chū lái |
| [01:12.159] | kuài |
| [01:13.273] | fàng lǎo shí diǎn yào bù jiù zǎi le nǐ liǎ |
| [01:15.708] | nǐ men xiǎng gàn ma |
| [01:17.439] | xiǎng gàn ma qián kuài jiāo chū lái |
| [01:21.809] | hái yào bǎ zhè gè méi chuān kù zi de liú xià xī |
| [01:26.119] | gàn nǐ hái bǎ shǒu fàng zài tā de tuǐ shàng |
| [01:43.970] | yí guǐ zi ya nǐ bù rèn shí wǒ le wǒ shì jiào shòu ya |
| [01:50.512] | qù nǐ mom de shén me dog pì guǐ zi jiào shòu de hú bù zhǎng dà rén |
| [02:40.257] | wèi, nǐ hǎo, qǐng hū chéng dū de 11237 |
| [02:45.430] | duì xìng zhāng zhāng shēng wèi le cuō hé yī duì má què de ài qíng |
| [02:54.553] | duì cuō jiù shì yī gè tí shǒu páng jiā yī gè zuì |
| [02:59.060] | duì wèi le cuō hé yī duì má què de ài qíng wǒ bù yí yú lì fèi jǐn zhōu zhé dǎ zhǒng liǎn chōng pàng zi |
| [03:10.196] | duì xiè xiè |
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