| Song | The Day Squid's Gerbil Died |
| Artist | Lunachicks |
| Album | Pretty Ugly |
| 作曲 : Lunachicks | |
| The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. | |
| Don't do it! No! Doggy's not supposed to chase | |
| Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up | |
| So he couldn't get to the third floor | |
| But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil | |
| All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four | |
| Don't do it! No! | |
| She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, | |
| Came in from playing one day | |
| And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board | |
| Staring blankly at the world | |
| Now he wont play on his Wheel anymore | |
| Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, | |
| Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, | |
| No Means No Means No! | |
| *The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. | |
| The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried | |
| Don't do it! No! | |
| A little later on in life came a gerbil couple | |
| They got together, had some babies | |
| but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off | |
| Squid came too late to pull him off | |
| More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot | |
| *repeat No! No! No! | |
| You're a bad bad dog | |
| And I told you not to do it | |
| And I told you not to go | |
| Now you're choking on a bone! |
| zuò qǔ : Lunachicks | |
| The day Squid' s gerbil died, he was D. O. A. | |
| Don' t do it! No! Doggy' s not supposed to chase | |
| Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up | |
| So he couldn' t get to the third floor | |
| But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil | |
| All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four | |
| Don' t do it! No! | |
| She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, | |
| Came in from playing one day | |
| And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board | |
| Staring blankly at the world | |
| Now he wont play on his Wheel anymore | |
| Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, | |
| Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, | |
| No Means No Means No! | |
| The day Squid' s gerbil died, he was D. O. A. | |
| The day Squid' s gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried | |
| Don' t do it! No! | |
| A little later on in life came a gerbil couple | |
| They got together, had some babies | |
| but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off | |
| Squid came too late to pull him off | |
| More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot | |
| repeat No! No! No! | |
| You' re a bad bad dog | |
| And I told you not to do it | |
| And I told you not to go | |
| Now you' re choking on a bone! |