zhong nian wei ji yu jing

中年危机预警
zhong nian wei ji yu jing Lyrics

Song 中年危机预警
Artist D.Crow
Album 晚睡的废物
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[00:00.000] 作词 : 无
[00:00.000] 作曲 : 无
[00:00.00] 除了尿不出来总想尿
[00:02.74] 还有啥子症状
[00:05.82] 我给你检查一下子
[00:08.04]
[00:09.00] Written by D.Crow
[00:10.41] ReProd by D.Crow
[00:11.97] Simple-Go Gina
[00:13.41] Original performed by SZA
[00:14.87] 电影原声-《疯狂的石头》
[00:17.86]
[00:26.82] 他开着车沿市区的马路试图寻找失去的自由
[00:30.00] 收音机里主播正和泌尿科专家吹牛
[00:32.50] 电动车和行人包围在他左右
[00:35.53] 而他似乎除了这辆破旧的车真的一无所有
[00:38.78] 他打开滴滴接单 经过了狭窄的十字路口
[00:41.65] 心血来潮想要变道前面却挡着一个老头
[00:44.64] 摇下车窗怒吼 可惜没海鲜贴胸口
[00:47.37] 老头的眼神让他害怕 连忙加速溜走
[00:50.23] 突然有订单向他招手
[00:52.26] 他像只找到骨头的草狗
[00:54.38] 他的后排钻进了一个小妞
[00:56.31] 可惜他座椅上的凉席没有真皮考究
[00:59.21] 把妹他不是老手 还忘记洗澡头发好油
[01:02.05] 女孩散发香气冲淡车内残留的烟味
[01:05.17] 他打开音乐给无聊的行程增加一些点缀
[01:08.64] 透过后视镜看她装束 像是去参加派对
[01:11.44] 他努力地装酷 让车内的气氛更加暧昧
[01:14.60] 可女孩一直摆弄那该死的手机
[01:17.38] 他要怎样才能吸引到她的注意
[01:20.57] 路途颠簸着他保温杯里的枸杞
[01:23.34] 他急促的呼吸 车窗升起了雾气 他故意
[01:26.83] 关掉导航不想听志玲啰嗦 现在是他掌控方向
[01:29.96] 想搭讪却不敢多说 他故作淡定四处张望
[01:33.20] 双手暗中摩挲 小腹突然的剧痛变得更加猖狂
[01:35.94] 昨晚的那顿火锅 让他的痔疮发作得更加荒唐
[01:39.50] 总听见朋友感慨着人到中年
[01:41.87] 他还庆幸自己的青春没到终点
[01:44.81] 直到某天他去检查
[01:47.59] 从此以后他再也没有走进过夜店
[01:50.84] 他向过去的自己说了声再见
[01:56.88] 他向未来的自己说了声抱歉
[02:02.74] 他向过去的自己说了声再见
[02:08.67] 他向未来的自己说了声抱歉
[02:16.88] (厕所水声)
[02:26.76] 他想高攀 也想当高官员
[02:29.29] 他想玩的高端 偶尔也想回到高三
[02:32.69] 为什么曾经的同学赚钱那么简单 还包养小三
[02:35.99] 而他只能默默在朋友圈点赞
[02:38.59] 他听说有人的小目标是挣一个亿
[02:41.61] 他想到自己的梦想不过是一个屁
[02:44.45] 他只记得有一个T
[02:48.13] 他松开离合器 也松了一口气
[02:50.53] 也许他现在经历的就是所谓的中年危机
[02:53.53] 他想起昨夜那粉红色灯光透过的玻璃
[02:56.81] 端坐着的小姐姐 她笑的很美丽
[02:59.34] 那里像个防空洞 让他把现实短暂的躲避
[03:02.99] 他跟着人们 因为一个生命而悲痛
[03:05.45] 也跟着人们对另一个生命发出无尽的嘲弄
[03:08.85] 管他是拿刀的刘海龙 还是脸盲的刘强东
[03:11.46] 出现在了那个监控 也出现在他的头条推送
[03:15.14] 他知道自己关注的新闻其实与他无关
[03:17.89] 随便饿了么还是美团他只想吃顿午餐
[03:20.66] 无论是快车还是专车都会和他抢单
[03:23.07] 他不知道怎么办 只能盲目地握着方向盘
[03:26.76] 他停下了车 打车车窗抽烟小憩
[03:29.66] 脱掉鞋子 舒缓着暗中作祟的脚气
[03:32.56] 渐渐睡着的他梦见路见不平把歹徒都吓跑
[03:35.71] 他终于骄傲地对妈妈说 自己终于登上了头条
[03:38.84] 总听见朋友感慨着人到中年
[03:41.65] 他还庆幸自己的青春没到终点
[03:44.61] 直到某天他去检查疼痛的前列腺
[03:47.77] 从此以后他再也没有走进过夜店
[03:50.86] 他向过去的自己说了声再见
[03:56.88] 他向未来的自己说了声抱歉
[04:02.87] 他向过去的自己说了声再见
[04:08.55] 他向未来的自己说了声抱歉
[04:17.22] (新闻声)
[00:00.000] zuo ci : wu
[00:00.000] zuo qu : wu
[00:00.00] chu le niao bu chu lai zong xiang niao
[00:02.74] hai you sha zi zheng zhuang
[00:05.82] wo gei ni jian cha yi xia zi
[00:08.04]
[00:09.00] Written by D. Crow
[00:10.41] ReProd by D. Crow
[00:11.97] SimpleGo Gina
[00:13.41] Original performed by SZA
[00:14.87] dian ying yuan sheng feng kuang de shi tou
[00:17.86]
[00:26.82] ta kai zhe che yan shi qu de ma lu shi tu xun zhao shi qu de zi you
[00:30.00] shou yin ji li zhu bo zheng he mi niao ke zhuan jia chui niu
[00:32.50] dian dong che he xing ren bao wei zai ta zuo you
[00:35.53] er ta si hu chu le zhe liang po jiu de che zhen de yi wu suo you
[00:38.78] ta da kai di di jie dan jing guo le xia zhai de shi zi lu kou
[00:41.65] xin xue lai chao xiang yao bian dao qian mian que dang zhe yi ge lao tou
[00:44.64] yao xia che chuang nu hou ke xi mei hai xian tie xiong kou
[00:47.37] lao tou de yan shen rang ta hai pa lian mang jia su liu zou
[00:50.23] tu ran you ding dan xiang ta zhao shou
[00:52.26] ta xiang zhi zhao dao gu tou de cao gou
[00:54.38] ta de hou pai zuan jin le yi ge xiao niu
[00:56.31] ke xi ta zuo yi shang de liang xi mei you zhen pi kao jiu
[00:59.21] ba mei ta bu shi lao shou hai wang ji xi zao tou fa hao you
[01:02.05] nv hai san fa xiang qi chong dan che nei can liu de yan wei
[01:05.17] ta da kai yin yue gei wu liao de xing cheng zeng jia yi xie dian zhui
[01:08.64] tou guo hou shi jing kan ta zhuang shu xiang shi qu can jia pai dui
[01:11.44] ta nu li di zhuang ku rang che nei de qi fen geng jia ai mei
[01:14.60] ke nv hai yi zhi bai nong na gai si de shou ji
[01:17.38] ta yao zen yang cai neng xi yin dao ta de zhu yi
[01:20.57] lu tu dian bo zhe ta bao wen bei li de gou qi
[01:23.34] ta ji cu de hu xi che chuang sheng qi le wu qi ta gu yi
[01:26.83] guan diao dao hang bu xiang ting zhi ling luo suo xian zai shi ta zhang kong fang xiang
[01:29.96] xiang da shan que bu gan duo shuo ta gu zuo dan ding si chu zhang wang
[01:33.20] shuang shou an zhong ma sa xiao fu tu ran de ju tong bian de geng jia chang kuang
[01:35.94] zuo wan de na dun huo guo rang ta de zhi chuang fa zuo de geng jia huang tang
[01:39.50] zong ting jian peng you gan kai zhe ren dao zhong nian
[01:41.87] ta hai qing xing zi ji de qing chun mei dao zhong dian
[01:44.81] zhi dao mou tian ta qu jian cha
[01:47.59] cong ci yi hou ta zai ye mei you zou jin guo ye dian
[01:50.84] ta xiang guo qu de zi ji shuo le sheng zai jian
[01:56.88] ta xiang wei lai de zi ji shuo le sheng bao qian
[02:02.74] ta xiang guo qu de zi ji shuo le sheng zai jian
[02:08.67] ta xiang wei lai de zi ji shuo le sheng bao qian
[02:16.88] ce suo shui sheng
[02:26.76] ta xiang gao pan ye xiang dang gao guan yuan
[02:29.29] ta xiang wan de gao duan ou er ye xiang hui dao gao san
[02:32.69] wei shi me ceng jing de tong xue zhuan qian na me jian dan hai bao yang xiao san
[02:35.99] er ta zhi neng mo mo zai peng you quan dian zan
[02:38.59] ta ting shuo you ren de xiao mu biao shi zheng yi ge yi
[02:41.61] ta xiang dao zi ji de meng xiang bu guo shi yi ge pi
[02:44.45] ta zhi ji de you yi ge T
[02:48.13] ta song kai li he qi ye song le yi kou qi
[02:50.53] ye xu ta xian zai jing li de jiu shi suo wei de zhong nian wei ji
[02:53.53] ta xiang qi zuo ye na fen hong se deng guang tou guo de bo li
[02:56.81] duan zuo zhe de xiao jie jie ta xiao de hen mei li
[02:59.34] na li xiang ge fang kong dong rang ta ba xian shi duan zan de duo bi
[03:02.99] ta gen zhe ren men yin wei yi ge sheng ming er bei tong
[03:05.45] ye gen zhe ren men dui ling yi ge sheng ming fa chu wu jin de chao nong
[03:08.85] guan ta shi na dao de liu hai long hai shi lian mang de liu qiang dong
[03:11.46] chu xian zai le na ge jian kong ye chu xian zai ta de tou tiao tui song
[03:15.14] ta zhi dao zi ji guan zhu de xin wen qi shi yu ta wu guan
[03:17.89] sui bian e le me hai shi mei tuan ta zhi xiang chi dun wu can
[03:20.66] wu lun shi kuai che hai shi zhuan che dou hui he ta qiang dan
[03:23.07] ta bu zhi dao zen me ban zhi neng mang mu di wo zhe fang xiang pan
[03:26.76] ta ting xia le che da che che chuang chou yan xiao qi
[03:29.66] tuo diao xie zi shu huan zhe an zhong zuo sui de jiao qi
[03:32.56] jian jian shui zhao de ta meng jian lu jian bu ping ba dai tu dou xia pao
[03:35.71] ta zhong yu jiao ao di dui ma ma shuo zi ji zhong yu deng shang le tou tiao
[03:38.84] zong ting jian peng you gan kai zhe ren dao zhong nian
[03:41.65] ta hai qing xing zi ji de qing chun mei dao zhong dian
[03:44.61] zhi dao mou tian ta qu jian cha teng tong de qian lie xian
[03:47.77] cong ci yi hou ta zai ye mei you zou jin guo ye dian
[03:50.86] ta xiang guo qu de zi ji shuo le sheng zai jian
[03:56.88] ta xiang wei lai de zi ji shuo le sheng bao qian
[04:02.87] ta xiang guo qu de zi ji shuo le sheng zai jian
[04:08.55] ta xiang wei lai de zi ji shuo le sheng bao qian
[04:17.22] xin wen sheng
[00:00.000] zuò cí : wú
[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : wú
[00:00.00] chú le niào bù chū lái zǒng xiǎng niào
[00:02.74] hái yǒu shà zi zhèng zhuàng
[00:05.82] wǒ gěi nǐ jiǎn chá yī xià zǐ
[00:08.04]
[00:09.00] Written by D. Crow
[00:10.41] ReProd by D. Crow
[00:11.97] SimpleGo Gina
[00:13.41] Original performed by SZA
[00:14.87] diàn yǐng yuán shēng fēng kuáng de shí tou
[00:17.86]
[00:26.82] tā kāi zhe chē yán shì qū de mǎ lù shì tú xún zhǎo shī qù de zì yóu
[00:30.00] shōu yīn jī lǐ zhǔ bō zhèng hé mì niào kē zhuān jiā chuī niú
[00:32.50] diàn dòng chē hé xíng rén bāo wéi zài tā zuǒ yòu
[00:35.53] ér tā sì hū chú le zhè liàng pò jiù de chē zhēn de yī wú suǒ yǒu
[00:38.78] tā dǎ kāi dī dī jiē dān jīng guò le xiá zhǎi de shí zì lù kǒu
[00:41.65] xīn xuè lái cháo xiǎng yào biàn dào qián miàn què dǎng zhe yí gè lǎo tóu
[00:44.64] yáo xià chē chuāng nù hǒu kě xī méi hǎi xiān tiē xiōng kǒu
[00:47.37] lǎo tóu de yǎn shén ràng tā hài pà lián máng jiā sù liū zǒu
[00:50.23] tū rán yǒu dìng dān xiàng tā zhāo shǒu
[00:52.26] tā xiàng zhǐ zhǎo dào gú tou de cǎo gǒu
[00:54.38] tā de hòu pái zuān jìn le yí gè xiǎo niū
[00:56.31] kě xī tā zuò yǐ shàng de liáng xí méi yǒu zhēn pí kǎo jiū
[00:59.21] bǎ mèi tā bú shì lǎo shǒu hái wàng jì xǐ zǎo tóu fà hǎo yóu
[01:02.05] nǚ hái sàn fà xiāng qì chōng dàn chē nèi cán liú de yān wèi
[01:05.17] tā dǎ kāi yīn yuè gěi wú liáo de xíng chéng zēng jiā yī xiē diǎn zhuì
[01:08.64] tòu guò hòu shì jìng kàn tā zhuāng shù xiàng shì qù cān jiā pài duì
[01:11.44] tā nǔ lì dì zhuāng kù ràng chē nèi de qì fēn gèng jiā ài mèi
[01:14.60] kě nǚ hái yī zhí bǎi nòng nà gāi sǐ de shǒu jī
[01:17.38] tā yào zěn yàng cái néng xī yǐn dào tā de zhù yì
[01:20.57] lù tú diān bǒ zhe tā bǎo wēn bēi lǐ de gǒu qǐ
[01:23.34] tā jí cù de hū xī chē chuāng shēng qǐ le wù qì tā gù yì
[01:26.83] guān diào dǎo háng bù xiǎng tīng zhì líng luō suo xiàn zài shì tā zhǎng kòng fāng xiàng
[01:29.96] xiǎng dā shàn què bù gǎn duō shuō tā gù zuò dàn dìng sì chù zhāng wàng
[01:33.20] shuāng shǒu àn zhōng mā sā xiǎo fù tū rán de jù tòng biàn de gèng jiā chāng kuáng
[01:35.94] zuó wǎn de nà dùn huǒ guō ràng tā de zhì chuāng fā zuò dé gèng jiā huāng táng
[01:39.50] zǒng tīng jiàn péng yǒu gǎn kǎi zhe rén dào zhōng nián
[01:41.87] tā hái qìng xìng zì jǐ de qīng chūn méi dào zhōng diǎn
[01:44.81] zhí dào mǒu tiān tā qù jiǎn chá
[01:47.59] cóng cǐ yǐ hòu tā zài yě méi yǒu zǒu jìn guò yè diàn
[01:50.84] tā xiàng guò qù de zì jǐ shuō le shēng zài jiàn
[01:56.88] tā xiàng wèi lái de zì jǐ shuō le shēng bào qiàn
[02:02.74] tā xiàng guò qù de zì jǐ shuō le shēng zài jiàn
[02:08.67] tā xiàng wèi lái de zì jǐ shuō le shēng bào qiàn
[02:16.88] cè suǒ shuǐ shēng
[02:26.76] tā xiǎng gāo pān yě xiǎng dāng gāo guān yuán
[02:29.29] tā xiǎng wán de gāo duān ǒu ěr yě xiǎng huí dào gāo sān
[02:32.69] wèi shí me céng jīng de tóng xué zhuàn qián nà me jiǎn dān hái bāo yǎng xiǎo sān
[02:35.99] ér tā zhǐ néng mò mò zài péng yǒu quān diǎn zàn
[02:38.59] tā tīng shuō yǒu rén de xiǎo mù biāo shì zhēng yí gè yì
[02:41.61] tā xiǎng dào zì jǐ de mèng xiǎng bù guò shì yí gè pì
[02:44.45] tā zhǐ jì de yǒu yí gè T
[02:48.13] tā sōng kāi lí hé qì yě sōng le yī kǒu qì
[02:50.53] yě xǔ tā xiàn zài jīng lì de jiù shì suǒ wèi de zhōng nián wēi jī
[02:53.53] tā xiǎng qǐ zuó yè nà fěn hóng sè dēng guāng tòu guò de bō lí
[02:56.81] duān zuò zhe de xiǎo jiě jie tā xiào de hěn měi lì
[02:59.34] nà lǐ xiàng gè fáng kōng dòng ràng tā bǎ xiàn shí duǎn zàn de duǒ bì
[03:02.99] tā gēn zhe rén men yīn wèi yí gè shēng mìng ér bēi tòng
[03:05.45] yě gēn zhe rén men duì lìng yí gè shēng mìng fā chū wú jìn de cháo nòng
[03:08.85] guǎn tā shì ná dāo de liú hǎi lóng hái shì liǎn máng de liú qiáng dōng
[03:11.46] chū xiàn zài le nà gè jiān kòng yě chū xiàn zài tā de tóu tiáo tuī sòng
[03:15.14] tā zhī dào zì jǐ guān zhù de xīn wén qí shí yǔ tā wú guān
[03:17.89] suí biàn è le me hái shì měi tuán tā zhǐ xiǎng chī dùn wǔ cān
[03:20.66] wú lùn shì kuài chē hái shì zhuān chē dōu huì hé tā qiǎng dān
[03:23.07] tā bù zhī dào zěn me bàn zhǐ néng máng mù dì wò zhe fāng xiàng pán
[03:26.76] tā tíng xià le chē dǎ chē chē chuāng chōu yān xiǎo qì
[03:29.66] tuō diào xié zǐ shū huǎn zhe àn zhōng zuò suì de jiǎo qì
[03:32.56] jiàn jiàn shuì zháo de tā mèng jiàn lù jiàn bù píng bǎ dǎi tú dōu xià pǎo
[03:35.71] tā zhōng yú jiāo ào dì duì mā mā shuō zì jǐ zhōng yú dēng shàng le tóu tiáo
[03:38.84] zǒng tīng jiàn péng yǒu gǎn kǎi zhe rén dào zhōng nián
[03:41.65] tā hái qìng xìng zì jǐ de qīng chūn méi dào zhōng diǎn
[03:44.61] zhí dào mǒu tiān tā qù jiǎn chá téng tòng de qián liè xiàn
[03:47.77] cóng cǐ yǐ hòu tā zài yě méi yǒu zǒu jìn guò yè diàn
[03:50.86] tā xiàng guò qù de zì jǐ shuō le shēng zài jiàn
[03:56.88] tā xiàng wèi lái de zì jǐ shuō le shēng bào qiàn
[04:02.87] tā xiàng guò qù de zì jǐ shuō le shēng zài jiàn
[04:08.55] tā xiàng wèi lái de zì jǐ shuō le shēng bào qiàn
[04:17.22] xīn wén shēng
中年危机预警 zhong nian wei ji yu jing Lyrics
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