Song | 两个手机 |
Artist | 阵地POSITION |
Album | 阵地 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作词 : 阵地POSITION |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 阵地POSITION/Dr.Joe |
[00:03.403] | 《两个手机》 |
[00:08.140] | |
[00:11.994] | HOOK |
[00:15.803] | 我有两个手机真牛逼 |
[00:19.889] | 一个撩骚一个玩游戏 |
[00:23.465] | X2 |
[00:30.106] | Tiger E: |
[00:31.174] | 两个手机 随时切换 黑白面具 四字箴言 |
[00:35.029] | 吃瓜群众 听了挺棒 无脑节奏 固定的FLOW |
[00:38.930] | LOW 不怕 |
[00:40.462] | 就像快节奏的生活 吃着快餐玩着快手 |
[00:44.131] | 抖音内涵段子 对着手机笑的像个傻B |
[00:48.450] | 不用深度 不用共鸣 |
[00:50.400] | 让谁来讲种种道理 讲道义 都没有意义 |
[00:53.790] | 利益放在了第一 没钱没人乐意理你 |
[00:57.134] | 因为你有 我有 大家都有两个手机真牛逼 |
[01:01.964] | HOOK |
[01:02.196] | 我有两个手机真牛逼 |
[01:05.772] | 一个撩骚一个玩游戏 |
[01:09.534] | X2 |
[01:16.314] | Mofee墨菲: |
[01:17.196] | 我有两个手机但是你一个也打不通 |
[01:21.236] | 我不想接你电话是因为我TM没有空 |
[01:24.998] | 我不想听你废话还不如我去做运动 |
[01:28.760] | 我看不起你也不想对你有任何尊重 |
[01:32.614] | 打游戏 看美剧 同时进行不费力 |
[01:36.469] | 安卓机 苹果机 同时拥有高科技 |
[01:40.323] | 我没时间看书没时间学习 |
[01:42.459] | 每天拿着玩游戏 |
[01:44.178] | 我不想去工作不想去休息 |
[01:46.128] | 因为我有俩手机 |
[01:47.754] | HOOK |
[01:48.172] | 我有两个手机真牛逼 |
[01:52.026] | 一个撩骚一个玩游戏 |
[01:55.555] | X2 |
[02:02.382] | Freeskyi: |
[02:03.357] | 如今的社会有权的人都在欺瞒 ya |
[02:07.165] | 真实的声音都被和谐导致灾难ya |
[02:11.066] | 不敢说真话的你当* *群众代表 |
[02:14.921] | 听你们指手画脚不如我去年买了个表 |
[02:18.357] | 总有煞笔司机横穿马路转向灯都不打 |
[02:22.491] | 我摇下窗户冲ta就是一句 T N M |
[02:26.438] | 别特么天天总是兰博基尼法拉利 |
[02:30.153] | 你充其量只会抱着手机在那里玩游戏 |
[02:33.776] | HOOK |
[02:34.147] | 我有两个手机真牛逼 |
[02:37.909] | 一个撩骚一个玩游戏 |
[02:41.717] | X2 |
[02:48.543] | Dr.Joe |
[02:49.379] | “为啥 买杯拿铁 却不要加 奶哟?” |
[02:52.816] | “为啥 点份儿 耶加 却还跟我要糖哟?” |
[02:56.763] | “你告诉 我 你喝咖啡 就只 喝蓝山哟” |
[03:00.525] | “就请 不要把 咖啡渣 倒进奶茶 用力搅拌哟!” |
[03:04.519] | 大家都是出来混,你不懂就要问。 |
[03:08.095] | 你说你非装那个逼干嘛,只能变越来越笨。 |
[03:12.088] | 如今三年河东 只过三 年 就河西 |
[03:16.268] | 就请别在我面前装大爷显摆你俩手机! |
[03:19.890] | HOOK |
[03:20.262] | 我有两个手机真牛逼 |
[03:24.023] | 一个撩骚一个玩游戏 |
[03:27.832] | X4 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : zhen di POSITION |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : zhen di POSITION Dr. Joe |
[00:03.403] | liang ge shou ji |
[00:08.140] | |
[00:11.994] | HOOK |
[00:15.803] | wo you liang ge shou ji zhen niu bi |
[00:19.889] | yi ge liao sao yi ge wan you xi |
[00:23.465] | X2 |
[00:30.106] | Tiger E: |
[00:31.174] | liang ge shou ji sui shi qie huan hei bai mian ju si zi zhen yan |
[00:35.029] | chi gua qun zhong ting le ting bang wu nao jie zou gu ding de FLOW |
[00:38.930] | LOW bu pa |
[00:40.462] | jiu xiang kuai jie zou de sheng huo chi zhe kuai can wan zhe kuai shou |
[00:44.131] | dou yin nei han duan zi dui zhuo shou ji xiao de xiang ge sha B |
[00:48.450] | bu yong shen du bu yong gong ming |
[00:50.400] | rang shui lai jiang zhong zhong dao li jiang dao yi dou mei you yi yi |
[00:53.790] | li yi fang zai le di yi mei qian mei ren le yi li ni |
[00:57.134] | yin wei ni you wo you da jia dou you liang ge shou ji zhen niu bi |
[01:01.964] | HOOK |
[01:02.196] | wo you liang ge shou ji zhen niu bi |
[01:05.772] | yi ge liao sao yi ge wan you xi |
[01:09.534] | X2 |
[01:16.314] | Mofee mo fei: |
[01:17.196] | wo you liang ge shou ji dan shi ni yi ge ye da bu tong |
[01:21.236] | wo bu xiang jie ni dian hua shi yin wei wo TM mei you kong |
[01:24.998] | wo bu xiang ting ni fei hua hai bu ru wo qu zuo yun dong |
[01:28.760] | wo kan bu qi ni ye bu xiang dui ni you ren he zun zhong |
[01:32.614] | da you xi kan mei ju tong shi jin xing bu fei li |
[01:36.469] | an zhuo ji ping guo ji tong shi yong you gao ke ji |
[01:40.323] | wo mei shi jian kan shu mei shi jian xue xi |
[01:42.459] | mei tian na zhe wan you xi |
[01:44.178] | wo bu xiang qu gong zuo bu xiang qu xiu xi |
[01:46.128] | yin wei wo you lia shou ji |
[01:47.754] | HOOK |
[01:48.172] | wo you liang ge shou ji zhen niu bi |
[01:52.026] | yi ge liao sao yi ge wan you xi |
[01:55.555] | X2 |
[02:02.382] | Freeskyi: |
[02:03.357] | ru jin de she hui you quan de ren dou zai qi man ya |
[02:07.165] | zhen shi de sheng yin dou bei he xie dao zhi zai nan ya |
[02:11.066] | bu gan shuo zhen hua de ni dang qun zhong dai biao |
[02:14.921] | ting ni men zhi shou hua jiao bu ru wo qu nian mai le ge biao |
[02:18.357] | zong you sha bi si ji heng chuan ma lu zhuan xiang deng dou bu da |
[02:22.491] | wo yao xia chuang hu chong ta jiu shi yi ju T N M |
[02:26.438] | bie te me tian tian zong shi lan bo ji ni fa la li |
[02:30.153] | ni chong qi liang zhi hui bao zhuo shou ji zai na li wan you xi |
[02:33.776] | HOOK |
[02:34.147] | wo you liang ge shou ji zhen niu bi |
[02:37.909] | yi ge liao sao yi ge wan you xi |
[02:41.717] | X2 |
[02:48.543] | Dr. Joe |
[02:49.379] | " wei sha mai bei na tie que bu yao jia nai yo?" |
[02:52.816] | " wei sha dian fen er ye jia que hai gen wo yao tang yo?" |
[02:56.763] | " ni gao su wo ni he ka fei jiu zhi he lan shan yo" |
[03:00.525] | " jiu qing bu yao ba ka fei zha dao jin nai cha yong li jiao ban yo!" |
[03:04.519] | da jia dou shi chu lai hun, ni bu dong jiu yao wen. |
[03:08.095] | ni shuo ni fei zhuang na ge bi gan ma, zhi neng bian yue lai yue ben. |
[03:12.088] | ru jin san nian he dong zhi guo san nian jiu he xi |
[03:16.268] | jiu qing bie zai wo mian qian zhuang da ye xian bai ni lia shou ji! |
[03:19.890] | HOOK |
[03:20.262] | wo you liang ge shou ji zhen niu bi |
[03:24.023] | yi ge liao sao yi ge wan you xi |
[03:27.832] | X4 |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : zhèn dì POSITION |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : zhèn dì POSITION Dr. Joe |
[00:03.403] | liǎng gè shǒu jī |
[00:08.140] | |
[00:11.994] | HOOK |
[00:15.803] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè shǒu jī zhēn niú bī |
[00:19.889] | yí gè liāo sāo yí gè wán yóu xì |
[00:23.465] | X2 |
[00:30.106] | Tiger E: |
[00:31.174] | liǎng gè shǒu jī suí shí qiē huàn hēi bái miàn jù sì zì zhēn yán |
[00:35.029] | chī guā qún zhòng tīng le tǐng bàng wú nǎo jié zòu gù dìng de FLOW |
[00:38.930] | LOW bù pà |
[00:40.462] | jiù xiàng kuài jié zòu de shēng huó chī zhe kuài cān wán zhe kuài shǒu |
[00:44.131] | dǒu yīn nèi hán duàn zǐ duì zhuó shǒu jī xiào de xiàng gè shǎ B |
[00:48.450] | bù yòng shēn dù bù yòng gòng míng |
[00:50.400] | ràng shuí lái jiǎng zhǒng zhǒng dào lǐ jiǎng dào yì dōu méi yǒu yì yì |
[00:53.790] | lì yì fàng zài le dì yī méi qián méi rén lè yì lǐ nǐ |
[00:57.134] | yīn wèi nǐ yǒu wǒ yǒu dà jiā dōu yǒu liǎng gè shǒu jī zhēn niú bī |
[01:01.964] | HOOK |
[01:02.196] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè shǒu jī zhēn niú bī |
[01:05.772] | yí gè liāo sāo yí gè wán yóu xì |
[01:09.534] | X2 |
[01:16.314] | Mofee mò fēi: |
[01:17.196] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè shǒu jī dàn shì nǐ yí gè yě dǎ bu tōng |
[01:21.236] | wǒ bù xiǎng jiē nǐ diàn huà shì yīn wèi wǒ TM méi yǒu kòng |
[01:24.998] | wǒ bù xiǎng tīng nǐ fèi huà hái bù rú wǒ qù zuò yùn dòng |
[01:28.760] | wǒ kàn bù qǐ nǐ yě bù xiǎng duì nǐ yǒu rèn hé zūn zhòng |
[01:32.614] | dǎ yóu xì kàn měi jù tóng shí jìn xíng bù fèi lì |
[01:36.469] | ān zhuō jī píng guǒ jī tóng shí yōng yǒu gāo kē jì |
[01:40.323] | wǒ méi shí jiān kàn shū méi shí jiān xué xí |
[01:42.459] | měi tiān ná zhe wán yóu xì |
[01:44.178] | wǒ bù xiǎng qù gōng zuò bù xiǎng qù xiū xī |
[01:46.128] | yīn wèi wǒ yǒu liǎ shǒu jī |
[01:47.754] | HOOK |
[01:48.172] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè shǒu jī zhēn niú bī |
[01:52.026] | yí gè liāo sāo yí gè wán yóu xì |
[01:55.555] | X2 |
[02:02.382] | Freeskyi: |
[02:03.357] | rú jīn de shè huì yǒu quán de rén dōu zài qī mán ya |
[02:07.165] | zhēn shí de shēng yīn dōu bèi hé xié dǎo zhì zāi nàn ya |
[02:11.066] | bù gǎn shuō zhēn huà de nǐ dāng qún zhòng dài biǎo |
[02:14.921] | tīng nǐ men zhǐ shǒu huà jiǎo bù rú wǒ qù nián mǎi le gè biǎo |
[02:18.357] | zǒng yǒu shā bǐ sī jī héng chuān mǎ lù zhuǎn xiàng dēng dōu bù dǎ |
[02:22.491] | wǒ yáo xià chuāng hù chōng ta jiù shì yī jù T N M |
[02:26.438] | bié tè me tiān tiān zǒng shì lán bó jī ní fǎ lā lì |
[02:30.153] | nǐ chōng qí liàng zhǐ huì bào zhuó shǒu jī zài nà li wán yóu xì |
[02:33.776] | HOOK |
[02:34.147] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè shǒu jī zhēn niú bī |
[02:37.909] | yí gè liāo sāo yí gè wán yóu xì |
[02:41.717] | X2 |
[02:48.543] | Dr. Joe |
[02:49.379] | " wèi shà mǎi bēi ná tiě què bú yào jiā nǎi yō?" |
[02:52.816] | " wèi shà diǎn fèn ér yé jiā què hái gēn wǒ yào táng yō?" |
[02:56.763] | " nǐ gào sù wǒ nǐ hē kā fēi jiù zhǐ hē lán shān yō" |
[03:00.525] | " jiù qǐng bú yào bǎ kā fēi zhā dào jìn nǎi chá yòng lì jiǎo bàn yō!" |
[03:04.519] | dà jiā dōu shì chū lái hùn, nǐ bù dǒng jiù yào wèn. |
[03:08.095] | nǐ shuō nǐ fēi zhuāng nà gè bī gàn ma, zhǐ néng biàn yuè lái yuè bèn. |
[03:12.088] | rú jīn sān nián hé dōng zhǐ guò sān nián jiù hé xī |
[03:16.268] | jiù qǐng bié zài wǒ miàn qián zhuāng dà yé xiǎn bǎi nǐ liǎ shǒu jī! |
[03:19.890] | HOOK |
[03:20.262] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè shǒu jī zhēn niú bī |
[03:24.023] | yí gè liāo sāo yí gè wán yóu xì |
[03:27.832] | X4 |