| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 李守俊 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 凡间精灵 |
| [00:03.83] | 编曲：张镔柳/于瑞洋 |
| [00:20.45] | 「女」都说女人头发长那个见识短 |
| [00:24.90] | 其实个个像侦探十分不简单 |
| [00:29.51] | 你要胆敢去作案就难逃我法眼 |
| [00:33.82] | 就算我睁只眼闭只眼账也会秋后算 |
| [00:38.52] | 「男」男人都要在老婆扫把下磨练 |
| [00:43.06] | 只要挑战她底线她可不手软 |
| [00:47.57] | 女人天生都敏感会对你考验 |
| [00:52.12] | 自己的女人呀要心疼要多多包涵 |
| [00:56.63] | 「女」不听老婆言吃亏在眼前 |
| [01:01.13] | 男人在外没心眼总被别人算 |
| [01:05.75] | 钱该由我管道理很简单 |
| [01:10.19] | 我让点滴的零花钱堆积成大山 |
| [01:14.70] | 「男」不听老婆言吃亏在眼前 |
| [01:19.23] | 不能喝酒和抽烟不敢养小三 |
| [01:23.74] | 听话就从宽违反就从严 |
| [01:28.45] | 否则键盘和方便面跪哪个任俺选 |
| [01:32.91] | 「女RAP」老公老公听我说女士要优先 |
| [01:37.32] | 必须把听老婆话当一种习惯 |
| [01:41.97] | 我要是让你向北你最好别向南 |
| [01:46.49] | 否则把你净身出户打回解放前 |
| [01:50.96] | 「男RAP」老婆老婆对我说要当个暖男 |
| [01:55.44] | 妻管严呀是优点满满的爱恋 |
| [02:00.00] | 你不贪图我发财也不图我当官 |
| [02:04.60] | 「合」你（我）只求委屈的时候 （你）我温暖的臂弯 |
| [02:18.11] | 「女」都说女人头发长那个见识短 |
| [02:22.68] | 其实个个像侦探十分不简单 |
| [02:27.26] | 你要胆敢去作案就难逃我法眼 |
| [02:31.68] | 就算我睁只眼闭只眼账也会秋后算 |
| [02:36.19] | 「男」男人都要在老婆扫把下磨练 |
| [02:40.78] | 只要挑战她底线她可不手软 |
| [02:45.34] | 女人天生都敏感会对你考验 |
| [02:49.79] | 自己的女人呀要心疼要多多包涵 |
| [02:54.64] | 「女」不听老婆言吃亏在眼前 |
| [02:58.89] | 男人在外没心眼总被别人算 |
| [03:03.40] | 钱该由我管道理很简单 |
| [03:07.94] | 我让点滴的零花钱堆积成大山 |
| [03:12.45] | 「男」不听老婆言吃亏在眼前 |
| [03:16.95] | 不能喝酒和抽烟不敢养小三 |
| [03:21.51] | 听话就从宽违反就从严 |
| [03:26.12] | 否则键盘和方便面跪哪个任俺选 |
| [03:30.62] | 「女」不听老婆言吃亏在眼前 |
| [03:35.13] | 怕老婆是好传统是幸福的源泉 |
| [03:39.63] | 大男子观点一定要改变 |
| [03:44.13] | 否则让你皮开肉绽你可别喊冤 |
| [03:48.64] | 「男」不听老婆言吃亏在眼前 |
| [03:53.16] | 老婆说的可都是逆耳的忠言 |
| [03:57.79] | 要是犯了错赶紧去道歉 |
| [04:02.25] | 只有听到你说讨厌才冰释前嫌 |
| [04:06.86] | 「合」只有听到你（我）说讨厌才冰释前嫌 |
| [04:20.49] | 监制：懒虫音乐 |
| [04:21.15] | 录音：吴利敏 |
| [04:22.75] | 混音：吴利敏 |
| [04:23.35] | 发行：安雨琪枫文化传媒 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : li shou jun |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : fan jian jing ling |
| [00:03.83] | bian qu: zhang bin liu yu rui yang |
| [00:20.45] | nv dou shuo nv ren tou fa zhang na ge jian shi duan |
| [00:24.90] | qi shi ge ge xiang zhen tan shi fen bu jian dan |
| [00:29.51] | ni yao dan gan qu zuo an jiu nan tao wo fa yan |
| [00:33.82] | jiu suan wo zheng zhi yan bi zhi yan zhang ye hui qiu hou suan |
| [00:38.52] | nan nan ren dou yao zai lao po sao ba xia mo lian |
| [00:43.06] | zhi yao tiao zhan ta di xian ta ke bu shou ruan |
| [00:47.57] | nv ren tian sheng dou min gan hui dui ni kao yan |
| [00:52.12] | zi ji de nv ren ya yao xin teng yao duo duo bao han |
| [00:56.63] | nv bu ting lao po yan chi kui zai yan qian |
| [01:01.13] | nan ren zai wai mei xin yan zong bei bie ren suan |
| [01:05.75] | qian gai you wo guan dao li hen jian dan |
| [01:10.19] | wo rang dian di de ling hua qian dui ji cheng da shan |
| [01:14.70] | nan bu ting lao po yan chi kui zai yan qian |
| [01:19.23] | bu neng he jiu he chou yan bu gan yang xiao san |
| [01:23.74] | ting hua jiu cong kuan wei fan jiu cong yan |
| [01:28.45] | fou ze jian pan he fang bian mian gui nei ge ren an xuan |
| [01:32.91] | nv RAP lao gong lao gong ting wo shuo nv shi yao you xian |
| [01:37.32] | bi xu ba ting lao po hua dang yi zhong xi guan |
| [01:41.97] | wo yao shi rang ni xiang bei ni zui hao bie xiang nan |
| [01:46.49] | fou ze ba ni jing shen chu hu da hui jie fang qian |
| [01:50.96] | nan RAP lao po lao po dui wo shuo yao dang ge nuan nan |
| [01:55.44] | qi guan yan ya shi you dian man man de ai lian |
| [02:00.00] | ni bu tan tu wo fa cai ye bu tu wo dang guan |
| [02:04.60] | he ni wo zhi qiu wei qu de shi hou ni wo wen nuan de bi wan |
| [02:18.11] | nv dou shuo nv ren tou fa zhang na ge jian shi duan |
| [02:22.68] | qi shi ge ge xiang zhen tan shi fen bu jian dan |
| [02:27.26] | ni yao dan gan qu zuo an jiu nan tao wo fa yan |
| [02:31.68] | jiu suan wo zheng zhi yan bi zhi yan zhang ye hui qiu hou suan |
| [02:36.19] | nan nan ren dou yao zai lao po sao ba xia mo lian |
| [02:40.78] | zhi yao tiao zhan ta di xian ta ke bu shou ruan |
| [02:45.34] | nv ren tian sheng dou min gan hui dui ni kao yan |
| [02:49.79] | zi ji de nv ren ya yao xin teng yao duo duo bao han |
| [02:54.64] | nv bu ting lao po yan chi kui zai yan qian |
| [02:58.89] | nan ren zai wai mei xin yan zong bei bie ren suan |
| [03:03.40] | qian gai you wo guan dao li hen jian dan |
| [03:07.94] | wo rang dian di de ling hua qian dui ji cheng da shan |
| [03:12.45] | nan bu ting lao po yan chi kui zai yan qian |
| [03:16.95] | bu neng he jiu he chou yan bu gan yang xiao san |
| [03:21.51] | ting hua jiu cong kuan wei fan jiu cong yan |
| [03:26.12] | fou ze jian pan he fang bian mian gui nei ge ren an xuan |
| [03:30.62] | nv bu ting lao po yan chi kui zai yan qian |
| [03:35.13] | pa lao po shi hao chuan tong shi xing fu de yuan quan |
| [03:39.63] | da nan zi guan dian yi ding yao gai bian |
| [03:44.13] | fou ze rang ni pi kai rou zhan ni ke bie han yuan |
| [03:48.64] | nan bu ting lao po yan chi kui zai yan qian |
| [03:53.16] | lao po shuo de ke dou shi ni er de zhong yan |
| [03:57.79] | yao shi fan le cuo gan jin qu dao qian |
| [04:02.25] | zhi you ting dao ni shuo tao yan cai bing shi qian xian |
| [04:06.86] | he zhi you ting dao ni wo shuo tao yan cai bing shi qian xian |
| [04:20.49] | jian zhi: lan chong yin yue |
| [04:21.15] | lu yin: wu li min |
| [04:22.75] | hun yin: wu li min |
| [04:23.35] | fa xing: an yu qi feng wen hua chuan mei |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : lǐ shǒu jùn |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : fán jiān jīng líng |
| [00:03.83] | biān qǔ: zhāng bīn liǔ yú ruì yáng |
| [00:20.45] | nǚ dōu shuō nǚ rén tóu fà zhǎng nà gè jiàn shí duǎn |
| [00:24.90] | qí shí gè gè xiàng zhēn tàn shí fēn bù jiǎn dān |
| [00:29.51] | nǐ yào dǎn gǎn qù zuò àn jiù nán táo wǒ fǎ yǎn |
| [00:33.82] | jiù suàn wǒ zhēng zhī yǎn bì zhī yǎn zhàng yě huì qiū hòu suàn |
| [00:38.52] | nán nán rén dōu yào zài lǎo pó sào bǎ xià mó liàn |
| [00:43.06] | zhǐ yào tiǎo zhàn tā dǐ xiàn tā kě bù shǒu ruǎn |
| [00:47.57] | nǚ rén tiān shēng dōu mǐn gǎn huì duì nǐ kǎo yàn |
| [00:52.12] | zì jǐ de nǚ rén ya yào xīn téng yào duō duō bāo hán |
| [00:56.63] | nǚ bù tīng lǎo pó yán chī kuī zài yǎn qián |
| [01:01.13] | nán rén zài wài méi xīn yǎn zǒng bèi bié rén suàn |
| [01:05.75] | qián gāi yóu wǒ guǎn dào lǐ hěn jiǎn dān |
| [01:10.19] | wǒ ràng diǎn dī de líng huā qián duī jī chéng dà shān |
| [01:14.70] | nán bù tīng lǎo pó yán chī kuī zài yǎn qián |
| [01:19.23] | bù néng hē jiǔ hé chōu yān bù gǎn yǎng xiǎo sān |
| [01:23.74] | tīng huà jiù cóng kuān wéi fǎn jiù cóng yán |
| [01:28.45] | fǒu zé jiàn pán hé fāng biàn miàn guì něi gè rèn ǎn xuǎn |
| [01:32.91] | nǚ RAP lǎo gōng lǎo gōng tīng wǒ shuō nǚ shì yào yōu xiān |
| [01:37.32] | bì xū bǎ tīng lǎo pó huà dāng yī zhǒng xí guàn |
| [01:41.97] | wǒ yào shì ràng nǐ xiàng běi nǐ zuì hǎo bié xiàng nán |
| [01:46.49] | fǒu zé bǎ nǐ jìng shēn chū hù dǎ huí jiě fàng qián |
| [01:50.96] | nán RAP lǎo pó lǎo pó duì wǒ shuō yào dāng gè nuǎn nán |
| [01:55.44] | qī guǎn yán ya shì yōu diǎn mǎn mǎn de ài liàn |
| [02:00.00] | nǐ bù tān tú wǒ fā cái yě bù tú wǒ dāng guān |
| [02:04.60] | hé nǐ wǒ zhǐ qiú wěi qū de shí hòu nǐ wǒ wēn nuǎn de bì wān |
| [02:18.11] | nǚ dōu shuō nǚ rén tóu fà zhǎng nà gè jiàn shí duǎn |
| [02:22.68] | qí shí gè gè xiàng zhēn tàn shí fēn bù jiǎn dān |
| [02:27.26] | nǐ yào dǎn gǎn qù zuò àn jiù nán táo wǒ fǎ yǎn |
| [02:31.68] | jiù suàn wǒ zhēng zhī yǎn bì zhī yǎn zhàng yě huì qiū hòu suàn |
| [02:36.19] | nán nán rén dōu yào zài lǎo pó sào bǎ xià mó liàn |
| [02:40.78] | zhǐ yào tiǎo zhàn tā dǐ xiàn tā kě bù shǒu ruǎn |
| [02:45.34] | nǚ rén tiān shēng dōu mǐn gǎn huì duì nǐ kǎo yàn |
| [02:49.79] | zì jǐ de nǚ rén ya yào xīn téng yào duō duō bāo hán |
| [02:54.64] | nǚ bù tīng lǎo pó yán chī kuī zài yǎn qián |
| [02:58.89] | nán rén zài wài méi xīn yǎn zǒng bèi bié rén suàn |
| [03:03.40] | qián gāi yóu wǒ guǎn dào lǐ hěn jiǎn dān |
| [03:07.94] | wǒ ràng diǎn dī de líng huā qián duī jī chéng dà shān |
| [03:12.45] | nán bù tīng lǎo pó yán chī kuī zài yǎn qián |
| [03:16.95] | bù néng hē jiǔ hé chōu yān bù gǎn yǎng xiǎo sān |
| [03:21.51] | tīng huà jiù cóng kuān wéi fǎn jiù cóng yán |
| [03:26.12] | fǒu zé jiàn pán hé fāng biàn miàn guì něi gè rèn ǎn xuǎn |
| [03:30.62] | nǚ bù tīng lǎo pó yán chī kuī zài yǎn qián |
| [03:35.13] | pà lǎo pó shì hǎo chuán tǒng shì xìng fú de yuán quán |
| [03:39.63] | dà nán zǐ guān diǎn yí dìng yào gǎi biàn |
| [03:44.13] | fǒu zé ràng nǐ pí kāi ròu zhàn nǐ kě bié hǎn yuān |
| [03:48.64] | nán bù tīng lǎo pó yán chī kuī zài yǎn qián |
| [03:53.16] | lǎo pó shuō de kě dōu shì nì ěr de zhōng yán |
| [03:57.79] | yào shì fàn le cuò gǎn jǐn qù dào qiàn |
| [04:02.25] | zhǐ yǒu tīng dào nǐ shuō tǎo yàn cái bīng shì qián xián |
| [04:06.86] | hé zhǐ yǒu tīng dào nǐ wǒ shuō tǎo yàn cái bīng shì qián xián |
| [04:20.49] | jiān zhì: lǎn chóng yīn yuè |
| [04:21.15] | lù yīn: wú lì mǐn |
| [04:22.75] | hùn yīn: wú lì mǐn |
| [04:23.35] | fā xíng: ān yǔ qí fēng wén huà chuán méi |
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