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OK, I'ma have to see some I.D. from everybody here, except you huh |
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So what's it gonna be? |
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You all look like whiskey people to me |
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(Verse 1) |
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Never sick of listening to your problems |
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Your boss threatened that you're gonna lose your job then |
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You fought with your neighbour and he called the cops man |
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Your wife left you and she took the dog, damn! |
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Looks like you came to the right place |
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Take a shot just to wash away the taste |
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We don't know your name but everybody knows your mad face |
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Save that seat for anyone that caught a bad case |
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Every day is overcast, pains in the lower back |
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Bones that you didn't even know you had |
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Not sure but you think your best friend stole your lawn mower |
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...That would explain why he stopped coming over |
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You ain't seen the doctor in a while |
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Even longer for the dentist, I can tell by your smile |
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Still making payments on a car |
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That's sitting on a spare flat in your backyard |
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Stacks of bills on a messy kitchen counter |
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Ring around the blue-collar cause the hot water heater's down |
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Here, put a couple of these down |
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And sing the blues like they supposed to sound |
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(Hook) |
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Here comes a beer, catch all your tears |
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Drink the remedy, forget about your problems |
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Here comes a shot, lose all your thoughts |
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Drink the remedy, forget about your problem |
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This one's on me, fix you for free |
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Drink the remedy, forget about everythang |
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This one's on me, got what you need |
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And take your medicine, you'll feel better friend |
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{And then she said, "Did you put, did you put it in?} |
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Wha-What? |
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{Did you put it in yet?"} |
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You know what? |
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{And I was like, I was like...} |
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You know, I'ma turn the TV on |
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I'ma turn the TV on, I don't want to hear about this |
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(Verse 2) |
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Used to be you just get in the car and steer |
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All alone, just you and them stars up there |
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Find a highway outside of the gen-pop |
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Turn up the music, go till the engine stops |
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And that's life but with these guy's prices |
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It's cheaper to just drink yourself to sleep, huh |
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Dependency can be your best friend once you know |
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That drugs and alcohol is all you've got that's dependable |
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It's enough to make you wanna huff on paint again |
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And lock you in the bathroom with the Jameson |
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Nah man, come down here and make a friend |
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If you do right, won't remember tonight |
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We still open so have another cold one |
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Until you don't recognise where you woke up |
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And don't throw up, nah hold your liquor |
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My tattoo gorilla be quick to eighty-six ya |
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Now get lost in the river of smoke |
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As it floats towards the ceiling that measures your growth |
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Life is better with a poor memory |
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But don't forget to leave a tip on the bar for the remedy |
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(Hook) |
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Ay buddy wake up, wake up |
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Wake up, there's no sleeping at the bar man, get up |
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It's time to settle out your tab |
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You've had, you've had enough |
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You've got, you've got to go home, wake up |
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Yo, aiyyo, ay Stevie come over here man, check this guy |
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He's still dazed? |
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Hey buddy |
