| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 疯猴pme |
| [00:11.439] | 人是衣，马是鞍 |
| [00:12.574] | 一看长相二看穿 |
| [00:13.705] | 白天想，夜里哭 |
| [00:14.844] | 做梦都想去首都 |
| [00:15.988] | 俩脚离地了 |
| [00:17.125] | 病毒就关闭了 |
| [00:18.260] | 啥都上不去了 嚎 |
| [00:19.965] | 嗷~ |
| [00:20.745] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [00:22.731] | 吹满地，春风吹满地 |
| [00:25.243] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [00:27.228] | 真争气，人民真争气 |
| [00:29.217] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [00:31.200] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [00:33.748] | 齐德隆，齐东强 |
| [00:36.588] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [00:38.864] | 记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
| [00:41.417] | 第一场雪 |
| [00:43.078] | 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
| [00:45.632] | 稍晚了一些 |
| [00:47.899] | 抓牌看牌，洗牌马牌 |
| [00:52.616] | 失败，知道因为啥失败吗 |
| [00:54.598] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
| [00:57.107] | 不打针，不吃药 |
| [00:58.240] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [00:59.370] | 用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗 |
| [01:01.635] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [01:03.905] | 母猪的产后护理，拿错书了 |
| [01:06.172] | 粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑 |
| [01:08.397] | 百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导 |
| [01:10.662] | 国外比较乱遭，成天勾心斗角 |
| [01:12.933] | 纵观世界风云，风景这边更好 |
| [01:15.488] | 火辣辣的心呐，火辣辣的情 |
| [01:17.753] | 火辣辣的小辣椒它透着心里红 |
| [01:20.025] | 火辣辣的范老师请你多批评 |
| [01:22.272] | 精辟啥，那是屁精 |
| [01:24.500] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [01:26.731] | 吹满地，春风吹满地 |
| [01:29.280] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [01:31.263] | 真争气，人民真争气 |
| [01:33.254] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [01:35.275] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [01:37.547] | 齐德隆，齐东强 |
| [01:40.666] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [01:42.657] | 我在意你，含糊你，伺候你 |
| [01:44.363] | 我不光怕你，关键现在我怕你麻啊 |
| [01:47.474] | 喝水 闭嘴 揉腿 亲一口老鬼 Mua |
| [01:49.748] | 感谢TV，感谢所有TV |
| [01:51.992] | 床前明月光，玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
| [01:54.254] | 打麻将，双人床，十个木那叫念炕 |
| [01:56.486] | 一只公鸡要下蛋，不是他的活他要干 |
| [01:58.723] | 登灯愣登哩嘞登登 |
| [02:00.987] | 不打针，不吃药，坐着就是和你唠 |
| [02:03.260] | 用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗 |
| [02:05.494] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [02:07.721] | 母猪的产后护理，拿错书了 |
| [02:10.279] | 粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑 |
| [02:12.516] | 百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导 |
| [02:14.794] | 国外比较乱遭，成天勾心斗角 |
| [02:17.077] | 纵观世界风云，风景这边更好 |
| [02:19.339] | 谢谢~ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : feng hou pme |
| [00:11.439] | ren shi yi, ma shi an |
| [00:12.574] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
| [00:13.705] | bai tian xiang, ye li ku |
| [00:14.844] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
| [00:15.988] | lia jiao li di le |
| [00:17.125] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
| [00:18.260] | sha dou shang bu qu le hao |
| [00:19.965] | ao |
| [00:20.745] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [00:22.731] | chui man di, chun feng chui man di |
| [00:25.243] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:27.228] | zhen zheng qi, ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:29.217] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [00:31.200] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [00:33.748] | qi de long, qi dong qiang |
| [00:36.588] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [00:38.864] | ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
| [00:41.417] | di yi chang xue |
| [00:43.078] | bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:45.632] | shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:47.899] | zhua pai kan pai, xi pai ma pai |
| [00:52.616] | shi bai, zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
| [00:54.598] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
| [00:57.107] | bu da zhen, bu chi yao |
| [00:58.240] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [00:59.370] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao zhe jiao hua liao |
| [01:01.635] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [01:03.905] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li, na cuo shu le |
| [01:06.172] | liang shi da feng shou, hong shui bei gan pao |
| [01:08.397] | bai xing an ju le ye, qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [01:10.662] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao, cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [01:12.933] | zong guan shi jie feng yun, feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [01:15.488] | huo la la de xin na, huo la la de qing |
| [01:17.753] | huo la la de xiao la jiao ta tou zhe xin li hong |
| [01:20.025] | huo la la de fan lao shi qing ni duo pi ping |
| [01:22.272] | jing pi sha, na shi pi jing |
| [01:24.500] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [01:26.731] | chui man di, chun feng chui man di |
| [01:29.280] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:31.263] | zhen zheng qi, ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:33.254] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [01:35.275] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [01:37.547] | qi de long, qi dong qiang |
| [01:40.666] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [01:42.657] | wo zai yi ni, han hu ni, ci hou ni |
| [01:44.363] | wo bu guang pa ni, guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma a |
| [01:47.474] | he shui bi zui rou tui qin yi kou lao gui Mua |
| [01:49.748] | gan xie TV, gan xie suo you TV |
| [01:51.992] | chuang qian ming yue guang, bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
| [01:54.254] | da ma jiang, shuang ren chuang, shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
| [01:56.486] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan, bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
| [01:58.723] | deng deng leng deng li lei deng deng |
| [02:00.987] | bu da zhen, bu chi yao, zuo zhe jiu shi he ni lao |
| [02:03.260] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao zhe jiao hua liao |
| [02:05.494] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [02:07.721] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li, na cuo shu le |
| [02:10.279] | liang shi da feng shou, hong shui bei gan pao |
| [02:12.516] | bai xing an ju le ye, qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [02:14.794] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao, cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [02:17.077] | zong guan shi jie feng yun, feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [02:19.339] | xie xie |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : fēng hóu pme |
| [00:11.439] | rén shì yī, mǎ shì ān |
| [00:12.574] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
| [00:13.705] | bái tiān xiǎng, yè lǐ kū |
| [00:14.844] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
| [00:15.988] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
| [00:17.125] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
| [00:18.260] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le háo |
| [00:19.965] | áo |
| [00:20.745] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:22.731] | chuī mǎn dì, chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:25.243] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:27.228] | zhēn zhēng qì, rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:29.217] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [00:31.200] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [00:33.748] | qí dé lóng, qí dōng qiáng |
| [00:36.588] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [00:38.864] | jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:41.417] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:43.078] | bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:45.632] | shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:47.899] | zhuā pái kàn pái, xǐ pái mǎ pái |
| [00:52.616] | shī bài, zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
| [00:54.598] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
| [00:57.107] | bù dǎ zhēn, bù chī yào |
| [00:58.240] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [00:59.370] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [01:01.635] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [01:03.905] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ, ná cuò shū le |
| [01:06.172] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu, hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [01:08.397] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè, qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [01:10.662] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo, chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [01:12.933] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún, fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [01:15.488] | huǒ là là de xīn nà, huǒ là là de qíng |
| [01:17.753] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
| [01:20.025] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
| [01:22.272] | jīng pì shà, nà shi pì jīng |
| [01:24.500] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:26.731] | chuī mǎn dì, chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:29.280] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:31.263] | zhēn zhēng qì, rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:33.254] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [01:35.275] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [01:37.547] | qí dé lóng, qí dōng qiáng |
| [01:40.666] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [01:42.657] | wǒ zài yì nǐ, hán hu nǐ, cì hou nǐ |
| [01:44.363] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ, guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ má a |
| [01:47.474] | hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ Mua |
| [01:49.748] | gǎn xiè TV, gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
| [01:51.992] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng, bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
| [01:54.254] | dǎ má jiàng, shuāng rén chuáng, shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng |
| [01:56.486] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn, bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
| [01:58.723] | dēng dēng lèng dēng lī lei dēng dēng |
| [02:00.987] | bù dǎ zhēn, bù chī yào, zuò zhe jiù shì hé nǐ láo |
| [02:03.260] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [02:05.494] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [02:07.721] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ, ná cuò shū le |
| [02:10.279] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu, hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [02:12.516] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè, qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [02:14.794] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo, chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [02:17.077] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún, fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [02:19.339] | xiè xiè |
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