| Song | Tanned - Explicit Version |
| Artist | Arab Strap |
| Album | Elephant Shoe |
| The Greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with its rays. | |
| I feel asleep and burned so badly | |
| I could barely move for the first few days. | |
| The girls in front all lay topless - | |
| I did my best not to look. | |
| But you could see right through my glasses | |
| As I pretended to read my book. | |
| We went for dinner then tried the cocktails | |
| And drank our way through the list. | |
| For the first time in ages we just sat and chatted | |
| Then staggered home happy, tanned and pissed. |