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It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. |
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You said you were careful - you never were with me. |
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I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three. |
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She was the best shag |
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I'd ever had. |
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That doesn't mean |
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I'm saying, bedwise, you were bad. |
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I think you were working, we got a hotel. |
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We didn't have anything but |
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I thought |
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I might as well. |
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I never told the rest. |
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I was drunk and |
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I told you |
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I was thinking about a test. |
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You know I just said it for effect. |
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Then you laughed and said |
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I'd **** anything in a skirt once |
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I'm erect. |
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And she's a famous harlot in this town. |
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I know enough to, but still |
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I couldn't turn her down. |
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He said I'm an arsehole, what was |
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I thinking? |
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It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking. |
