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Song 别找我麻烦
Artist 炸厕工作室
Album 炸厕工作室2018年作品合集

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : 蔡健雅
[00:00.005] 作曲 : 蔡健雅
[00:00.11] 老夫头晕
[00:02.02] 惠相操劳
[00:03.57] 遇上这么个主
[00:04.82] 谁都晕
[00:12.40] 合纵谈崩啦
[00:15.05] 秦军又兵临城下
[00:17.74] 还能割点啥?要不大梁割了吧
[00:22.99] 只想称个王
[00:25.60] 拉着圣贤唠家常
[00:28.25] 看我垂旒多漂亮 哦~
[00:34.19] 孙膑孙膑快走开
[00:36.74] 你还我太子申还有庞涓
[00:40.90] 尼 玛 蛋
[00:43.50] 哦~哦~
[00:44.84] 商鞅商鞅快走开
[00:47.44] 你不怕老公叔的棺材板 翘起来 哦~
[00:55.29] 那么多白眼狼
[00:57.89] 跑秦国做丞相
[01:00.80] 针对大魏王
[01:03.45] 你们你们别找我麻烦
[01:06.10] 张仪公孙衍
[01:07.36] 都是魏国人
[01:08.61] 他凭什么帮着秦国逼迫母国
[01:10.76] 混蛋
[01:11.42] 饮水思不思源哪
[01:13.22] 可恨
[01:14.12] 张仪 打个商量
[01:15.37] 啊!
[01:16.02] 耗死嬴渠梁
[01:18.68] 嬴驷小儿更张狂
[01:21.43] 撬走公孙衍
[01:24.02] 天天记仇要算账
[01:26.68] 河西又打仗
[01:29.33] 遥想坑货公子卬
[01:31.92] 让他死守丫投降 哦~
[01:37.93] 张仪张仪快走开
[01:40.48] 你的祖国不应该这样地 被对待 哦~
[01:48.52] 犀首犀首快走开
[01:51.03] 咋你越合纵敌国越厉害 不应该 哦~
[01:58.99] 寡人不在状态
[02:01.73] 你们就一顿踹
[02:04.53] 等我缓过来
[02:07.18] 亲率武卒掀你家房盖
[02:09.77] 恐怕个屁 觊觎个屁
[02:11.08] 你这就是腹诽
[02:12.38] 又来了
[02:13.18] 又长他人志气
[02:14.33] 什么秦国招人爱
[02:15.69] 哦 我魏国就招人嫌 招人恨哪
[02:17.69] 我听到的都是讥讽
[02:19.04] 我没听到激励
[02:20.39] 鼓励寡人你就直说你别拐弯骂我
[02:22.99] 为什么 公孙先生
[02:24.40] 为什么 为什么
[02:25.69] 合纵大成 秦国危矣
[02:27.03] 挨打的是我魏国
[02:28.34] 结果现在魏国危矣
[02:29.64] 危在旦夕 就是危矣
[02:31.03] 龙贾龙贾快走开
[02:33.58] 我大魏天命岂容你唱衰 无路赛
[02:40.29] (龙贾:大魏国,要完啦)
[02:41.69] 惠相惠相快走开
[02:44.09] 感觉你说得寡人好失败 好失败 哦~
[02:52.11] 太子又这熊样
[02:54.16] (父王)
[02:54.90] 烂泥扶不上墙
[02:56.41] (父王何意啊)
[02:57.60] 彭城相个王
[03:00.15] 列国列国别找我麻烦
[03:02.90] (秦惠文王:居然称王上瘾)
[03:05.50] 天子天子快走开
[03:08.06] 你宅在洛阳千万别过来 别过来 哦~
[03:16.17] 嬴驷嬴驷快走开
[03:18.62] 你们秦国总是世世代代 耍无赖 哦~
[03:26.52] 虎狼也要称霸
[03:29.28] 相王逼我参加(我看你老的来日...)
[03:32.04] 还得牵你马(不多矣)
[03:34.60] 秦国秦国别找我麻烦
[03:37.79] (我的王啊)
[03:39.83] 滚滚滚(你老这身子骨 行吗)
[03:42.29] 滚滚滚
[03:44.24] 滚 滚滚
[03:46.80] 都别找我麻烦
[03:49.93] 滚滚滚
[03:52.64] 滚滚滚
[03:54.59] 滚 滚滚
[03:57.29] 都别找我麻烦
[04:00.28] 雄才大略
[04:02.40] 屡战屡败
[04:04.70] 作词:当朝大学士
[04:06.00] 滚动歌词:一个褶儿

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : cài jiàn yǎ
[00:00.005] zuò qǔ : cài jiàn yǎ
[00:00.11] lǎo fū tóu yūn
[00:02.02] huì xiāng cāo láo
[00:03.57] yù shàng zhè me gè zhǔ
[00:04.82] shuí dōu yūn
[00:12.40] hé zòng tán bēng la
[00:15.05] qín jūn yòu bīng lín chéng xià
[00:17.74] hái néng gē diǎn shà? yào bù dà liáng gē le ba
[00:22.99] zhǐ xiǎng chēng gè wáng
[00:25.60] lā zhe shèng xián láo jiā cháng
[00:28.25] kàn wǒ chuí liú duō piào liàng ó
[00:34.19] sūn bìn sūn bìn kuài zǒu kāi
[00:36.74] nǐ hái wǒ tài zǐ shēn hái yǒu páng juān
[00:40.90] ní mǎ dàn
[00:43.50] ó ó
[00:44.84] shāng yāng shāng yāng kuài zǒu kāi
[00:47.44] nǐ bù pà lǎo gōng shū de guān cái bǎn qiào qǐ lái ó
[00:55.29] nà me duō bái yǎn láng
[00:57.89] pǎo qín guó zuò chéng xiàng
[01:00.80] zhēn duì dà wèi wáng
[01:03.45] nǐ men nǐ men bié zhǎo wǒ má fán
[01:06.10] zhāng yí gōng sūn yǎn
[01:07.36] dōu shì wèi guó rén
[01:08.61] tā píng shén me bāng zhe qín guó bī pò mǔ guó
[01:10.76] hún dàn
[01:11.42] yǐn shuǐ sī bù sī yuán nǎ
[01:13.22] kě hèn
[01:14.12] zhāng yí dǎ gè shāng liáng
[01:15.37] a!
[01:16.02] hào sǐ yíng qú liáng
[01:18.68] yíng sì xiǎo ér gēng zhāng kuáng
[01:21.43] qiào zǒu gōng sūn yǎn
[01:24.02] tiān tiān jì chóu yào suàn zhàng
[01:26.68] hé xī yòu dǎ zhàng
[01:29.33] yáo xiǎng kēng huò gōng zǐ áng
[01:31.92] ràng tā sǐ shǒu yā tóu xiáng ó
[01:37.93] zhāng yí zhāng yí kuài zǒu kāi
[01:40.48] nǐ de zǔ guó bù yīng gāi zhè yàng dì bèi duì dài ó
[01:48.52] xī shǒu xī shǒu kuài zǒu kāi
[01:51.03] zǎ nǐ yuè hé zòng dí guó yuè lì hài bù yīng gāi ó
[01:58.99] guǎ rén bù zài zhuàng tài
[02:01.73] nǐ men jiù yī dùn chuài
[02:04.53] děng wǒ huǎn guò lái
[02:07.18] qīn lǜ wǔ zú xiān nǐ jiā fáng gài
[02:09.77] kǒng pà gè pì jì yú gè pì
[02:11.08] nǐ zhè jiù shì fù fěi
[02:12.38] yòu lái le
[02:13.18] yòu zhǎng tā rén zhì qì
[02:14.33] shén me qín guó zhāo rén ài
[02:15.69] ó wǒ wèi guó jiù zhāo rén xián zhāo rén hèn nǎ
[02:17.69] wǒ tīng dào de dōu shì jī fěng
[02:19.04] wǒ méi tīng dào jī lì
[02:20.39] gǔ lì guǎ rén nǐ jiù zhí shuō nǐ bié guǎi wān mà wǒ
[02:22.99] wèi shí me gōng sūn xiān shēng
[02:24.40] wèi shí me wèi shí me
[02:25.69] hé zòng dà chéng qín guó wēi yǐ
[02:27.03] ái dǎ de shì wǒ wèi guó
[02:28.34] jié guǒ xiàn zài wèi guó wēi yǐ
[02:29.64] wēi zài dàn xī jiù shì wēi yǐ
[02:31.03] lóng jiǎ lóng jiǎ kuài zǒu kāi
[02:33.58] wǒ dà wèi tiān mìng qǐ róng nǐ chàng shuāi wú lù sài
[02:40.29] lóng jiǎ: dà wèi guó, yào wán la
[02:41.69] huì xiāng huì xiāng kuài zǒu kāi
[02:44.09] gǎn jué nǐ shuō de guǎ rén hǎo shī bài hǎo shī bài ó
[02:52.11] tài zǐ yòu zhè xióng yàng
[02:54.16] fù wáng
[02:54.90] làn ní fú bù shàng qiáng
[02:56.41] fù wáng hé yì a
[02:57.60] péng chéng xiāng gè wáng
[03:00.15] liè guó liè guó bié zhǎo wǒ má fán
[03:02.90] qín huì wén wáng: jū rán chēng wáng shàng yǐn
[03:05.50] tiān zǐ tiān zǐ kuài zǒu kāi
[03:08.06] nǐ zhái zài luò yáng qiān wàn bié guò lái bié guò lái ó
[03:16.17] yíng sì yíng sì kuài zǒu kāi
[03:18.62] nǐ men qín guó zǒng shì shì shì dài dài shuǎ wú lài ó
[03:26.52] hǔ láng yě yào chēng bà
[03:29.28] xiāng wáng bī wǒ cān jiā wǒ kàn nǐ lǎo de lái rì...
[03:32.04] hái dé qiān nǐ mǎ bù duō yǐ
[03:34.60] qín guó qín guó bié zhǎo wǒ má fán
[03:37.79] wǒ de wáng a
[03:39.83] gǔn gǔn gǔn nǐ lǎo zhè shēn zi gǔ xíng ma
[03:42.29] gǔn gǔn gǔn
[03:44.24] gǔn gǔn gǔn
[03:46.80] dōu bié zhǎo wǒ má fán
[03:49.93] gǔn gǔn gǔn
[03:52.64] gǔn gǔn gǔn
[03:54.59] gǔn gǔn gǔn
[03:57.29] dōu bié zhǎo wǒ má fán
[04:00.28] xióng cái dà lüè
[04:02.40] lǚ zhàn lǚ bài
[04:04.70] zuò cí: dāng cháo dà xué shì
[04:06.00] gǔn dòng gē cí: yí gè zhě ér