| 这咧社会今嘛哪会怪怪 | |
| 让我慢慢来讲乎你知 | |
| 我家的小明那天食物中毒 | |
| 问问老师他说他也不清楚 | |
| 反正吊吊点滴回家吃吃补 | |
| 明年春节还是可以一起去远足 | |
| 昨天穿着拖鞋去SOGO买衣服 | |
| 感觉店员看着我的眼神不舒服 | |
| 好像我是来自贫民窟 | |
| 甩也不甩鸟也不鸟 | |
| 一脸的酷 | |
| 前几年买了房子七百万 | |
| 算算到现在不到四百三 | |
| 只能且战且走我也不知怎么办 | |
| 哎我看等到奇迹出现再来打算 | |
| 自己开车老找不到停车位 | |
| 每月结算下来Taxi又太贵 | |
| 偏偏捷运公车统统都淹水 | |
| 还是要我辞了工作天天在家睡 |
| zhe lie she hui jin ma na hui guai guai | |
| rang wo man man lai jiang hu ni zhi | |
| wo jia de xiao ming na tian shi wu zhong du | |
| wen wen lao shi ta shuo ta ye bu qing chu | |
| fan zheng diao diao dian di hui jia chi chi bu | |
| ming nian chun jie hai shi ke yi yi qi qu yuan zu | |
| zuo tian chuan zhe tuo xie qu SOGO mai yi fu | |
| gan jue dian yuan kan zhe wo de yan shen bu shu fu | |
| hao xiang wo shi lai zi pin min ku | |
| shuai ye bu shuai niao ye bu niao | |
| yi lian de ku | |
| qian ji nian mai le fang zi qi bai wan | |
| suan suan dao xian zai bu dao si bai san | |
| zhi neng qie zhan qie zou wo ye bu zhi zen me ban | |
| ai wo kan deng dao qi ji chu xian zai lai da suan | |
| zi ji kai che lao zhao bu dao ting che wei | |
| mei yue jie suan xia lai Taxi you tai gui | |
| pian pian jie yun gong che tong tong dou yan shui | |
| hai shi yao wo ci le gong zuo tian tian zai jia shui |
| zhè liě shè huì jīn ma nǎ huì guài guài | |
| ràng wǒ màn màn lái jiǎng hū nǐ zhī | |
| wǒ jiā de xiǎo míng nà tiān shí wù zhòng dú | |
| wèn wèn lǎo shī tā shuō tā yě bù qīng chǔ | |
| fǎn zhèng diào diào diǎn dī huí jiā chī chī bǔ | |
| míng nián chūn jié hái shì kě yǐ yì qǐ qù yuǎn zú | |
| zuó tiān chuān zhe tuō xié qù SOGO mǎi yī fú | |
| gǎn jué diàn yuán kàn zhe wǒ de yǎn shén bù shū fu | |
| hǎo xiàng wǒ shì lái zì pín mín kū | |
| shuǎi yě bù shuǎi niǎo yě bù niǎo | |
| yī liǎn de kù | |
| qián jǐ nián mǎi le fáng zi qī bǎi wàn | |
| suàn suàn dào xiàn zài bú dào sì bǎi sān | |
| zhǐ néng qiě zhàn qiě zǒu wǒ yě bù zhī zěn me bàn | |
| āi wǒ kàn děng dào qí jī chū xiàn zài lái dǎ suàn | |
| zì jǐ kāi chē lǎo zhǎo bu dào tíng chē wèi | |
| měi yuè jié suàn xià lái Taxi yòu tài guì | |
| piān piān jié yùn gōng chē tǒng tǒng dōu yān shuǐ | |
| hái shì yào wǒ cí le gōng zuò tiān tiān zài jiā shuì |
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