| [00:00.000] | 作词 : DeathNov |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:02.924] | hello 大家好，我是Nova。 |
| [00:07.168] | 好看的皮囊千篇一律，有趣的灵魂万里挑一。 |
| [00:11.169] | 所以，人格魅力要比颜值更重要。 |
| [00:14.171] | 每天起床看看消息，翻翻朋友圈。 |
| [00:17.171] | 点个外卖刷牙洗脸，送到手里边。 |
| [00:19.921] | 打开电脑练练钢琴，坐上一整天。 |
| [00:22.423] | 枯燥乏味无聊日子，已过了三年。 |
| [00:25.424] | 吴亦凡说他的拉面，又大又圆。 |
| [00:28.421] | 我还想说他的说唱，又瘪又贱。 |
| [00:31.174] | 全国人民不服气呀，怼了个遍。 |
| [00:33.924] | 等到下次再上新闻，我还要怼一遍。 |
| [00:36.925] | 话说我有一个闺女，叫MM。 |
| [00:39.420] | 她说“你忙时发你消息，那叫打扰你”。 |
| [00:42.174] | 还说“你既然不忙，为什么不发我消息” |
| [00:45.175] | “既然你不发消息，我也没必要发消息” |
| [00:48.171] | 我的天哪，这叫什么理儿呀。 |
| [00:50.921] | 听不懂，看不懂，什么也不懂。 |
| [00:53.674] | 女人的思维，真的是奇怪。 |
| [00:56.675] | 七零八碎，零星琐碎，什么也不对。 |
| [00:59.425] | 马上公元2018，就要过去了。 |
| [01:02.426] | 二十年来稀里糊涂，什么也不会。 |
| [01:05.175] | 还有十八般的武艺，样样不精通。 |
| [01:08.176] | 别说传统琴棋书画，样样也不会。 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : DeathNov |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:02.924] | hello da jia hao, wo shi Nova. |
| [00:07.168] | hao kan de pi nang qian pian yi lv, you qu de ling hun wan li tiao yi. |
| [00:11.169] | suo yi, ren ge mei li yao bi yan zhi geng zhong yao. |
| [00:14.171] | mei tian qi chuang kan kan xiao xi, fan fan peng you quan. |
| [00:17.171] | dian ge wai mai shua ya xi lian, song dao shou li bian. |
| [00:19.921] | da kai dian nao lian lian gang qin, zuo shang yi zheng tian. |
| [00:22.423] | ku zao fa wei wu liao ri zi, yi guo le san nian. |
| [00:25.424] | wu yi fan shuo ta de la mian, you da you yuan. |
| [00:28.421] | wo hai xiang shuo ta de shuo chang, you bie you jian. |
| [00:31.174] | quan guo ren min bu fu qi ya, dui le ge bian. |
| [00:33.924] | deng dao xia ci zai shang xin wen, wo hai yao dui yi bian. |
| [00:36.925] | hua shuo wo you yi ge gui nv, jiao MM. |
| [00:39.420] | ta shuo" ni mang shi fa ni xiao xi, na jiao da rao ni". |
| [00:42.174] | hai shuo" ni ji ran bu mang, wei shi me bu fa wo xiao xi" |
| [00:45.175] | " ji ran ni bu fa xiao xi, wo ye mei bi yao fa xiao xi" |
| [00:48.171] | wo de tian na, zhe jiao shen me li r ya. |
| [00:50.921] | ting bu dong, kan bu dong, shen me ye bu dong. |
| [00:53.674] | nv ren de si wei, zhen de shi qi guai. |
| [00:56.675] | qi ling ba sui, ling xing suo sui, shen me ye bu dui. |
| [00:59.425] | ma shang gong yuan 2018, jiu yao guo qu le. |
| [01:02.426] | er shi nian lai xi li hu tu, shen me ye bu hui. |
| [01:05.175] | hai you shi ba ban de wu yi, yang yang bu jing tong. |
| [01:08.176] | bie shuo chuan tong qin qi shu hua, yang yang ye bu hui. |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : DeathNov |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:02.924] | hello dà jiā hǎo, wǒ shì Nova. |
| [00:07.168] | hǎo kàn de pí náng qiān piān yī lǜ, yǒu qù de líng hún wàn lǐ tiāo yī. |
| [00:11.169] | suǒ yǐ, rén gé mèi lì yào bǐ yán zhí gèng zhòng yào. |
| [00:14.171] | měi tiān qǐ chuáng kàn kàn xiāo xī, fān fān péng yǒu quān. |
| [00:17.171] | diǎn gè wài mài shuā yá xǐ liǎn, sòng dào shǒu lǐ biān. |
| [00:19.921] | dǎ kāi diàn nǎo liàn liàn gāng qín, zuò shàng yī zhěng tiān. |
| [00:22.423] | kū zào fá wèi wú liáo rì zi, yǐ guò le sān nián. |
| [00:25.424] | wú yì fán shuō tā de lā miàn, yòu dà yòu yuán. |
| [00:28.421] | wǒ hái xiǎng shuō tā de shuō chàng, yòu biě yòu jiàn. |
| [00:31.174] | quán guó rén mín bù fú qì ya, duì le gè biàn. |
| [00:33.924] | děng dào xià cì zài shàng xīn wén, wǒ hái yào duì yī biàn. |
| [00:36.925] | huà shuō wǒ yǒu yí gè guī nǚ, jiào MM. |
| [00:39.420] | tā shuō" nǐ máng shí fā nǐ xiāo xī, nà jiào dǎ rǎo nǐ". |
| [00:42.174] | hái shuō" nǐ jì rán bù máng, wèi shí me bù fā wǒ xiāo xī" |
| [00:45.175] | " jì rán nǐ bù fā xiāo xī, wǒ yě méi bì yào fā xiāo xī" |
| [00:48.171] | wǒ de tiān na, zhè jiào shén me lǐ r ya. |
| [00:50.921] | tīng bù dǒng, kàn bu dǒng, shén me yě bù dǒng. |
| [00:53.674] | nǚ rén de sī wéi, zhēn de shì qí guài. |
| [00:56.675] | qī líng bā suì, líng xīng suǒ suì, shén me yě bú duì. |
| [00:59.425] | mǎ shàng gōng yuán 2018, jiù yào guò qù le. |
| [01:02.426] | èr shí nián lái xī lǐ hú tú, shén me yě bú huì. |
| [01:05.175] | hái yǒu shí bā bān de wǔ yì, yàng yàng bù jīng tōng. |
| [01:08.176] | bié shuō chuán tǒng qín qí shū huà, yàng yàng yě bú huì. |
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