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Fancy you showin' up at this place |
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"Big Stuff" on your vanity plates |
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Kissin' everybody on both of their cheeks |
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Just you and what's her name |
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Every woman in the room over eighteen hates her |
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You gonna help her with her homework later |
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Then brag to all your friends |
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"Bout how you scored again |
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Chorus: Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are |
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Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you |
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Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm |
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What are you tryin' to prove to who |
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I said whoop-de-do |
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Back when I was just fresh off the farm |
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Little Miss Naive met Mr. Charm |
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I froze up like a deer in the headlights |
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And you knocked me off my hooves |
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But it wasn't too long 'til the spell went south |
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And every other word comin' out of your mouth |
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Was a downright lie, but smooth. |
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Chorus: Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are |
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Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you |
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Whoop-de-do, so you got another beauty on your arm |
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What are you tryin' to prove to who |
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I said whoop-de-do. |
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Bridge |
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So this is your big plan |
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A string of young pearls |
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Always slippin' through your hands |
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Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do |
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Whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are |
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Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you |
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Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm |
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Don't it feel like deja vu |
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What are you trying to prove to who |
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I said, "Whoop-de-do" |
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Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do. |