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Bandwagon rides for free |
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Satisfaction guaranteed |
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Fall in line and let it take you farther |
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Hurry up they're going fast |
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This special offer will not last |
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All aboard yells the main street barker |
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All aboard all aboard |
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All aboard all aboard |
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Sign up and get a flag |
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Wear it proudly you can brag |
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To the fools who didn't volunteer |
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Some restrictions do apply |
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Watch your mouth and close you eyes |
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And we allow no yellow foreign queers |
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All aboard all aboard |
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All aboard all aboard |
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A team of old white studs |
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Pulls this rolling country club |
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Climb right on in and take a seat |
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Down the beaten path we'll run |
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High stepping to the drummer's drum |
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And if you don't love it you can leave |
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All aboard all aboard |
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All aboard all aboard |
