| I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, | |
| I wanna be elected. | |
| I'm your long-haired hippie in a gold Rolls Royce, | |
| I want to be elected. | |
| [Tobias Sammet] | |
| You all want a savior, don't need a fake, | |
| I wanna be elected. | |
| We're all gonna rock to the rules I make, | |
| I wanna be elected! | |
| [Both] | |
| Elected, elected! | |
| [Narrator] | |
| Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen(...) | |
| [Arjen Lucassen] | |
| I never lied to you, I've always been cool, | |
| I want to be elected. | |
| [Tobias Sammet] | |
| I gotta get the vote, though I'm(...), | |
| I wanna be elected! | |
| [Both] | |
| Elected, elected! | |
| Hallelujah, oh, we wanna be selected, | |
| And conquer the charts all over the world! | |
| [Narrator] | |
| (...) | |
| [Both] | |
| We're gonna win this one, take the country by storm, | |
| We're gonna be elected, | |
| You and me together, old and young, | |
| We're gonna be elected! | |
| Elected, elected! | |
| Respected, selected, call collected, | |
| We wanna be elected! | |
| [Tobias Sammet] | |
| Ladies and Gentlemen: Intellectuality versus sexuality! | |
| [Arjen Lucassen] | |
| With that haircut? Yeah, right... | |
| Okay, so you had Alice Cooper, | |
| But I had Bruce Dickinson, ha! | |
| [Tobias Sammet] | |
| So your album is called eleven billion, ten million, ten thousand and eleven (11010010011)... You're referring to my sales figures, ha? Haha. |