| Song | Sideshow |
| Artist | Alice Cooper |
| Album | The Best Of Alice Cooper |
| I ain't got no fun today | |
| It's just like yesterday, oh yeah | |
| Only different shades of grey | |
| I'm bored right out of my skull | |
| I'd have to get high just to be dull | |
| I'm institutional | |
| My TV screen spins around and around | |
| And around and around | |
| I need a sideshow | |
| Some kinda creepshow | |
| They ran the circus out of town | |
| But the ring master said "Boy, you can | |
| stick around" | |
| I pay to see all the freaks | |
| Some finger lickin' chicken-eating geek | |
| Hey, that sounds cool to me | |
| I just want to step inside | |
| I want a scary ride, oh yeah | |
| See Jeckyll turn to Hyde | |
| I fell my head spinnin' round and around | |
| And around and around | |
| I need a sideshow, oh yeah | |
| Some kinda creepshow, oh yeah | |
| I just want someplace to go, oh yeah | |
| I tried to be the circus clown | |
| But even my monkey wouldn't hang around | |
| And the hunchback midget and his | |
| twisted friends | |
| Offer me a world of thrills that never end | |
| I need a sideshow | |
| Some kind of freaky show, oh yeah | |
| Down where the neon glows | |
| Just like a psychedelic video | |
| Or a 24 hour party, go go go | |
| Not a gozio, no | |
| I need a sideshow | |
| My private sideshow |
| I ain' t got no fun today | |
| It' s just like yesterday, oh yeah | |
| Only different shades of grey | |
| I' m bored right out of my skull | |
| I' d have to get high just to be dull | |
| I' m institutional | |
| My TV screen spins around and around | |
| And around and around | |
| I need a sideshow | |
| Some kinda creepshow | |
| They ran the circus out of town | |
| But the ring master said " Boy, you can | |
| stick around" | |
| I pay to see all the freaks | |
| Some finger lickin' chickeneating geek | |
| Hey, that sounds cool to me | |
| I just want to step inside | |
| I want a scary ride, oh yeah | |
| See Jeckyll turn to Hyde | |
| I fell my head spinnin' round and around | |
| And around and around | |
| I need a sideshow, oh yeah | |
| Some kinda creepshow, oh yeah | |
| I just want someplace to go, oh yeah | |
| I tried to be the circus clown | |
| But even my monkey wouldn' t hang around | |
| And the hunchback midget and his | |
| twisted friends | |
| Offer me a world of thrills that never end | |
| I need a sideshow | |
| Some kind of freaky show, oh yeah | |
| Down where the neon glows | |
| Just like a psychedelic video | |
| Or a 24 hour party, go go go | |
| Not a gozio, no | |
| I need a sideshow | |
| My private sideshow |