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I broke my promise on a very sharp rock |
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And i was possessed by something quite unfriendly |
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And i was haunted by a demon in my sleep |
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And that's how i learned how to survive. |
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I gave a berr to a bum that was drinking |
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And i gave some sause to my bestest friends for cooking |
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And i gave water to all i thought were thirsty |
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And that's how i learned how to survive. |
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I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping |
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And i gave some money to my land lord, he was needing it |
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And i gave attention to the TV that was bleeding |
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And that's how i learned how to survive. |
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And "i don't care if monday's blue, |
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Tuesday's grey and wednesday's too. |
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Thursday i don't care about you. |
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It's friday i'm in love." |
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We just ripped off a song by the cure |
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But it's not the first band that we ripped off for sure. |
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I fed false information to the audience |
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And that's how i learned how to survive. |
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I give a thank you to my father for leaving me |
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And i give a finger to my stepfather for beating me |
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And i give props to myself for achieving. |
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Gosh dang i'm glad that i survived. |
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I just handed you a giant load of gibberish |
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And i give love to a lover quite deserving of it |
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And i give thanks to all of you for listening to the story |
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Of how we all learned how to survive |
