| Song | Love in the Time of Human Papillomavirus |
| Artist | Andrew Jackson Jihad |
| Album | Can't Maintain |
| You will cough up crows that peck my eyes | |
| And I will do nothing but go blind | |
| But my heart | |
| It has eyes | |
| And my love | |
| It has sight | |
| Even though it may be | |
| A little cloudy | |
| And you will break my back for all the burdens I lay upon it | |
| But I will never blame you for those bees inside this bonnet | |
| And my lungs will grow cancers | |
| And my back it will grow achy | |
| I will buy us an acre | |
| Of some land in the city | |
| We could live there together | |
| Or I'll live alone less happy | |
| But I'll live | |
| Unfortunately |