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Intro: Jonny get on the piano, let's do this 30 years in the business (Wassup, wassup) |
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I wanna welcome everybody to |
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The Lounge (You Know) |
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You've heard of |
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Rapper's Delight? |
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Well I'm delightful |
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I got my buddy, |
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Asher Roth, with me |
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Straight outta the |
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Philadelphia, |
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PA Here's a little ham and eggs comin' right atcha |
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I got a question (What's that?) |
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What's a rapper look like? |
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Is he tan? |
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Is he black? |
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White? Is he blacked-out, high on the crack pipe? |
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Or more the cats that'll ride on the half-pipe? |
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Don't want to act like |
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I know about the rap type |
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Cause matter of fact |
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I can't grasp who rap likes |
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With their cash do they stash for retirement? |
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Or go for finer things like rides and diamonds and...? |
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Another question (What's that?) |
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How do they dress? |
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In they best cut threads or are they spend less? |
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I'm interested, it's caught my attention (Yo) does everybody rap get arrested? |
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And with they sex, do they all have hoes? |
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Or do some have a girl that they learn and they grow with? |
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I like to know, what makes a rapper? |
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It might be me, but |
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I don't think it matters? |
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What does he look like? |
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Nobody knows? |
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He's just a rapper, in plain clothes |
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When the curtain falls, after the show |
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Where does he go? |
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Nobody knows |
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Yo, now it's your call, short, fat, or tall |
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What if he's a she and not a he at all |
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But does her bra have to a be a |
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C at least |
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Or can it be decreased if she real up on the beat? |
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And is she realer if she raised in the street? |
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Or can they still feel her if she raised in |
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CT? And if they spit do they have to have kids? |
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Or can they have a |
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Mom, a Dad, and little sis? |
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And in the morning do they have to have grits? |
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Or can they favorite breakfast be eggs benedict? |
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It makes me think, is there a rappin' type? |
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And if so, yo, what's a rapper like? |
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And do they sell drugs? |
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Or go to school? |
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Cocaine or college, tell me what's the rule |
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I'd like to know, what makes a rapper? |
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It might be me, but |
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I don't think it matters. [Chorus] |
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My name's |
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Asher (Hi Asher) |
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And those who care to ask, |
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I tell them |
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I'm a rapper |
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But I don't look like it, not one bit |
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I'm short and thin with some pale ass skin |
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Got one girlfriend, and |
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I love her, |
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With two sisters, a father, and a mother |
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I guess I'm different, like no other |
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But you can't judge a book by it's cover |
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I write about what |
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I feel c live |
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My boys like to say |
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I'm the realist it gets |
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Sometimes |
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I feel like [? ] |
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Maybe flip the script on some |
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ROYGBIV Whatever the mood, no matter what |
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I listen to |
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I always do me, never do you |
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I'd like to know, what makes a rapper? |
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It might be me, but |
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I don't think it matters. [Chorus] |
