Master Charge

	My wife has a charge card
	That I got her the other day
	I owe five hundred dollars
	That's just for yesterday
	I said, "Honey, here's a present, go out and shop aroundGet a couple of dresses and browse around downtown"
	She did just what
	I told her, bought one, two or three
	Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	I said, "Did you get your dresses?"
	She said, "Yes, one or twoBut I had to get me some shoes and I neededSome jewelry too"
	She had $200 dresses
	That I could have made and
	I can't sew
	Fifty Dollars pair of shoes
	And I thought you so and so
	I said, "What about the jewelry?"
	As calmly as
	I couldShe said, "Honey, you'll love themThey're pure African wood"
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Let's charge it!
	Let's charge it!
	She said, "They were $200 and I paidOne and a half"
	I just didn't believe it
	I was so mad
	I had to laugh
	I could see it in my mind
	On a horse like
	Paul Revere
	I check my mail box'
	Cause these bills keep coming here.
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Master Charge
	Master Charge
	A Bank of
	America card
	Charge itLet's charge it
	Let's charge it