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I'm dancing on the White House lawn |
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Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn |
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Hanging round the gardens of Babylon |
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Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up |
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She gets more fan mail than the Pope |
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She takes the mickey out of all my phobias |
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Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia |
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Life is a minestrone |
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Served up with parmesan cheese |
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Death is a cold Lasagne |
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Suspended in deep freeze |
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I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa |
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Had an eyeful of the tower in France |
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I'm hanging round the gardens of Madison |
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And the seat of learning |
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And the flush of success |
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Relieves a constipated mind |
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I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner |
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A fitting menu for a dilettante |
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Life is a minestrone |
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Served up with parmesan cheese |
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Death is a cold Lasagne |
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Suspended in deep freeze |
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Love is a fire of flaming brandy |
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Upon a crepe suzette |
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Let's get this romance cooking, honey |
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But let us not forget |
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Life is a minestrone |
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Served up with parmesan cheese |
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Death is a cold Lasagne |
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Suspended in deep freeze |
