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Ooh yeah |
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Oh |
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I'm your shelter from the storm |
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You'll know I'll always have your back |
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I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack |
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I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on |
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And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn |
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And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder |
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When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder |
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And if that isn't love |
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If that isn't love |
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If that isn't love |
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I don't know what love is |
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Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know |
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Nanananananana |
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Ahhhh listen now |
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There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator |
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I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later |
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And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame |
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And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name |
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I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat |
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Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that |
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And if that isn't love |
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If that isn't love |
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If that isn't love |
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I don't know what love is |
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Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know |
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Nananannananna |
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Oh no |
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Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia! |
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Well I still adore you |
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I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast |
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And I can't stand omelettes |
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After I take a bath, |
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If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you |
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I'll give you my word |
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You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd |
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Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing |
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You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging |
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If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face |
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And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place |
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I totally support every idiotic thing you do |
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And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you |
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And if that isn't love |
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If that isn't love |
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If that isn't love |
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I don't know what love is |
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Nanananananana no I don't know what love is |
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Nanananananana well I don't know what love is |
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I don't know what love is |