Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) - Main Version

Song Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) - Main Version
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.)

Lyrics

[00:01.39] Hey girl,
[00:02.11] You know our economy's in the toilet
[00:03.58] But I'm still going to treat you right
[00:05.02] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:08.18] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[00:12.76] Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
[00:15.30] And we can clip coupons all night
[00:17.64] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:20.83] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[00:25.81] Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
[00:28.51] Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
[00:31.01] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:33.77] I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah
[00:39.22] Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
[00:42.00] When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
[00:45.20] Want it, you can get it, my dear
[00:47.19] I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah
[00:51.37] You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
[00:54.46] Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming
[00:57.45] You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
[01:00.96] Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
[01:03.50] Pork and beans and Minute Rice
[01:06.73] And we can play Cribbage all night
[01:09.17] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[01:12.02] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[01:16.72] I can take you to the laundromat downtown
[01:19.97] And watch all the clothes go round and round
[01:21.91] And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
[01:24.76] I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[01:30.10] Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
[01:33.16] You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
[01:36.34] Seven dollar bills rolled
[01:38.00] Up inside my plastic billfold
[01:39.66] Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
[01:42.95] And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
[01:45.94] As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
[01:49.07] Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
[01:52.34] You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
[01:55.53] My chick can have want she want
[01:57.62] At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
[02:01.35] I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
[02:04.38] Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah
[02:08.27] You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
[02:11.48] I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
[02:14.46] But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
[02:17.73] Do you think you could chip in for gas?
[02:20.17] Mac and Cheese would be all right
[02:23.21] But let's send out for pizza tonight
[02:25.50] And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
[02:28.63] I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah
[02:33.39] Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
[02:36.38] Now I can get free HBO
[02:38.36] And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
[02:41.80] I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
[02:45.82] And you can always ride the city bus
[02:49.06] Got a stack of tokens just for us
[02:52.01] Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
[02:55.22] It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
[02:59.51] You want White Castle, need White Castle
[03:02.69] Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
[03:05.78] You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
[03:08.96] If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
[03:11.78] Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
[03:14.67] The underwear at Goodwill is nice
[03:16.99] And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[03:19.99] I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[03:24.73] Baby, I can give you anything you please
[03:27.68] Even share my government cheese
[03:29.79] And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
[03:32.83] I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah