Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)

Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga) Lyrics

Song Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
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[00:12.15] My mama told me when I was hatched
[00:15.66] Act like a superstar
[00:19.73] Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
[00:23.31] And someday you will go far
[00:27.28] Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
[00:30.54] The press follows everywhere I go
[00:35.06] I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
[00:38.54] Back off and enjoy the show
[00:41.87] I'm sure my critics will say it's a
[00:44.38] grotesque display
[00:45.78] Well, they can bite me,
[00:47.69] baby,I perform this way
[00:49.46] I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or
[00:51.22] maybe covered with bees
[00:53.52] It doesn't mean I'm crazy,
[00:55.68] I perform this way, form this way
[00:57.20] Ooo, my little monsters pay,
[00:59.56] lots 'cause I perform this way
[01:01.46] Baby, I perform this way, form this way
[01:05.34] Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay, hey,
[01:07.31] I just perform this way
[01:09.51] I'm not crazy, I perform this way
[01:12.98] I'll be a troll or evil queen
[01:14.89] I'll be a human jelly bean
[01:16.77] 'Cause every day is Halloween
[01:18.83] For me
[01:20.97] I'm so completely original
[01:24.54] My new look is all the rage
[01:28.61] I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
[01:31.68] And set fire to myself on stage
[01:36.30] I'll wear a porcupine on my head
[01:39.38] On a W-H-I-M
[01:44.46] And for no reason now I'll sing in French
[01:47.86] Excusez-moi, qui a pt?
[01:51.23] Got my straight jacket today,
[01:53.04] it's made of gold lam
[01:54.96] No, not because I'm crazy,
[01:57.32] I perform this way
[01:58.72] I strap my rib to my feet, cover
[02:00.83] myself with raw meat
[02:02.43] I'll bet you've never seen
[02:04.44] a skirt steak worn this way
[02:06.91] Don't be offended when you see
[02:08.76] My latest pop monstrosity
[02:10.78] I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
[02:12.73] I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
[02:14.60] There's nothing too embarrassing
[02:16.47] I'll honestly do anything
[02:18.33] But wear white after Labor Day
[02:20.28] 'Cause baby, I perform this way
[02:22.24] Hope you won't think it's clich
[02:23.50] if I go nude today
[02:25.46] Don't call the cops now, baby,
[02:27.42] I perform this way
[02:29.29] No reason I should regret
[02:31.05] all the attention I get
[02:32.96] I'm not completely crazy,
[02:35.13] I perform this way, yeah
[02:37.43] I perform this way, hey,
[02:39.19] I perform this way, hey
[02:40.95] I'm always deviating from
[02:43.21] the norm this way, hey
[02:45.02] I perform this way, hey,
[02:46.83] I perform this way, hey
[02:48.49] I'm really not insane,
[02:50.45] I just perform this way, hey
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