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Help me out, dig |
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All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere |
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Went to see my physician, |
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Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough |
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Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss |
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He tells me any day, |
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I might have to wear a truss |
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Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation |
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Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination |
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Living with a hernia, got to have an operation |
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Feel so old |
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Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane |
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Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall |
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Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis |
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And it's hard to bowl |
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You can't even do the splits now, say it |
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Better call it quits now, now |
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I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow |
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Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location |
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Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation |
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Living with a hernia, got to have an operation |
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I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over |
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Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute |
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You may not be familiar with the common types |
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Of hernias that you could get |
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So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete |
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Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia |
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Obstructed, inguinal and direct |
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Living with a hernia rupture |
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I said it's causin' me such irritation |
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Living with a hernia, have to have my medication |
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Living with a hernia, |
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I feel bad |
