| Song | Taco Grande |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | The Food Album |
| Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
| Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado | |
| Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado | |
| Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno | |
| Y el chile relleno | |
| You see, i just gotta have a tostada, carne asada | |
| That's right, i want the whole enchilada | |
| My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla | |
| I need a quesadilla | |
| I love to stuff my face with tacos al carb鏮 | |
| With my friends, or when i'm all alone | |
| Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero | |
| Un burrito ranchero | |
| So give me something spicy and hot, now | |
| Break out the menu, what you got, now? | |
| Oh, would you tell the waiter i'd like to have sour cream on the side | |
| You better make sure the beans are refried | |
| Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
| Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me | |
| That's why i order two or three | |
| Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip | |
| It's really good with bean dip | |
| I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos | |
| Pretty soon i can't fit in my speedos | |
| Well, i hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas | |
| And a pitcher of margaritas | |
| Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice | |
| The taquitos here are very nice | |
| Now i'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese | |
| And could you make that separate checks, please? | |
| Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
| 'buenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su e | |
| Go estara en fuego, se quedaran en el baño por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?' | |
| Well, the food is coming, i can hardly wait | |
| Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate! | |
| What you think you're doing with my chile con queso? | |
| Well, if you want some, just say so | |
| Oh boy, pico de gallo | |
| They sure don't make it like this in ohio | |
| No gracias, yo quiero jalepeños, nada m嫳 | |
| You can toss away the hot sauce | |
| ?donde estan los nachos? holy frijole! | |
| You better get me a bowl of guacamole | |
| Y uusted, eugene? why's your face turning green? | |
| Don't you like pinto beans? | |
| You want some more cinnamon crispas? | |
| If you don't, hasta la vista | |
| Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna | |
| You can finish it mañana | |
| Well, it's been a pleasure, i can't eat no more | |
| Señor, la cuenta, por favor | |
| If you ain't tried real mexican cooking, well, you oughta | |
| Just don't drink the water |
| Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
| Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado | |
| Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado | |
| Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno | |
| Y el chile relleno | |
| You see, i just gotta have a tostada, carne asada | |
| That' s right, i want the whole enchilada | |
| My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla | |
| I need a quesadilla | |
| I love to stuff my face with tacos al carb kāng | |
| With my friends, or when i' m all alone | |
| Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero | |
| Un burrito ranchero | |
| So give me something spicy and hot, now | |
| Break out the menu, what you got, now? | |
| Oh, would you tell the waiter i' d like to have sour cream on the side | |
| You better make sure the beans are refried | |
| Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
| Well, there' s not a taco big enough for a man like me | |
| That' s why i order two or three | |
| Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip | |
| It' s really good with bean dip | |
| I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos | |
| Pretty soon i can' t fit in my speedos | |
| Well, i hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas | |
| And a pitcher of margaritas | |
| Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice | |
| The taquitos here are very nice | |
| Now i' m down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese | |
| And could you make that separate checks, please? | |
| Taco... grande. taco... grande | |
| ' buenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su e | |
| Go estara en fuego, se quedaran en el ba o por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?' | |
| Well, the food is coming, i can hardly wait | |
| Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate! | |
| What you think you' re doing with my chile con queso? | |
| Well, if you want some, just say so | |
| Oh boy, pico de gallo | |
| They sure don' t make it like this in ohio | |
| No gracias, yo quiero jalepe os, nada m piè | |
| You can toss away the hot sauce | |
| ? donde estan los nachos? holy frijole! | |
| You better get me a bowl of guacamole | |
| Y uusted, eugene? why' s your face turning green? | |
| Don' t you like pinto beans? | |
| You want some more cinnamon crispas? | |
| If you don' t, hasta la vista | |
| Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna | |
| You can finish it ma ana | |
| Well, it' s been a pleasure, i can' t eat no more | |
| Se or, la cuenta, por favor | |
| If you ain' t tried real mexican cooking, well, you oughta | |
| Just don' t drink the water |