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Album:Alapalooza |
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Weird Al Yankovic-Traffic Jam |
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Carbon monoxide |
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Making me choke |
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No A.C. |
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And the radio's broke |
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Cars backed up |
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Far as you can see |
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Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity |
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Oh, and just in case you're wondering |
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I'll tell you where I am |
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I'm right here (right here) |
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right here (right here) |
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Stuck right here in the middle of this... |
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Traffic jam |
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I haven't moved one inch from this here spot |
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Traffic jam |
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The freeway's one big parking lot |
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Traffic jam |
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My radiator's boiling hot |
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And I'm stuck right here in the middle |
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(right here in the middle) |
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Right here in the middle of a traffic jam |
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Trapped inside |
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My automobile |
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Cobweb's gowin' |
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On the steerin' wheel |
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Now, I'm no genius |
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But one thing I know |
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I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins |
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An hour and a half ago |
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Yeah, and if you need to find me |
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I'll tell you where I am |
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I'm right here (right here) |
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right here (right here) |
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Right smack dab in the middle of this... |
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Traffic jam |
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I haven't moved one inch from this here spot |
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Traffic jam |
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The freeway's one big parking lot |
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Traffic jam |
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Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not |
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'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle |
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(right here in the middle) |
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Right here in the middle of a traffic jam |
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Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam |
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yeah yeah yeah yeah |
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Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to |
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Yay-hey! |
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There's a yuppie on a cellular phone |
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I'm gonna puke if I here any more |
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There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me |
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Watch what happens when I open my door |
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Now we're all goin' nowhere fast |
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Well, I guess that's perfectly clear |
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I left home five hours ago |
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And I can still see my house from here |
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So if anybody's tryin' to find me |
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Well, I'll tell you where I am |
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Right here (right here) right here (right here) |
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Stuck right here in the middle of this... |
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Traffic jam |
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I haven't moved one inch from this here spot |
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Traffic jam |
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The freeway's one big parking lot |
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Traffic jam |
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Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot |
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And I'm stuck right here in the middle |
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(right here in the middle) |
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Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam |
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Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo! |
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