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I can't watch this. i can't watch this |
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I can't watch this. i can't watch this |
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My my my my tv makes me so bored |
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Makes me say, oh my lord |
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What is this garbage here? |
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Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears |
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It sucks, and that's no lie |
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It's about as much fun as watching paint dry |
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Lowers my iq one notch |
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And that's the reason why, uh, i can't watch |
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I told you homeboy... i can't watch this |
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Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know... |
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I can't watch this |
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Poke out my eyes, man... i can't watch this |
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Yo, gimme that remote control... i can't watch this |
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Talkin' 'bout sick shows |
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Tere's america's funniest home videos |
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I can't believe my eyes |
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When i see the kind of stuff that wins first prize |
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Somebody's poor old mom |
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Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn |
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Face first on a rake |
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I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take |
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That's funny as a kick in the crotch |
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And that kind of show, uh, i can't watch |
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Yo, i told you... i can't watch this |
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Change the channel now, man... i can't watch this |
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Yo, pass the tv guide here, sucker... i can't watch this |
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Cosby show and rosanne |
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Think i've taken 'bout as much as i can |
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Judge wopner, oh my |
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You gotta be rainman to like this guy |
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Thirtysomething is alright |
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If you like hearing yuppies whining all night |
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Can't stand twin peaks |
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Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks |
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Thos siskel & ebert bums |
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Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs |
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That's word because you know... i can't watch this |
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I can't watch this |
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Break it down! |
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Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me-because-i'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-ar |
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Aaaane!!! |
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Stop! prime time! |
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I'm pretty sure i'll be sick |
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If i have to watch another stupid pet trick |
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Or that guy with the real flat hair |
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That goes 'woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air |
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Or those weird talk shows |
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About transsexual nazi eskimos |
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They're rude, crude and vile |
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Just for a minute let's flip down the dial |
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Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, i can't watch this |
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Look man... i can't watch this |
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I can't take this torture no more, i can't... |
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I can't watch this |
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Pay the bills, station break |
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Break it down! |
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Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-i've-fallen-and-i-can't-ge |
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Stop! cable time! |
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Hbo and playboy, showtime and mtv |
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I might like 'em more after my lobotomy |
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Now why did i ever pay for this junk? |
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I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk |
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Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless t & a |
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It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away |
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I can't watch this. i can't watch this |
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I can't watch this. yeah... i can't watch this |
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I told you... can't watch this |
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Too hip, can't watch this |
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Get me outta here... can't watch this |
