Happy Birthday

Song Happy Birthday
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Weird Al Yankovic

Lyrics

[01:27.31] Album:"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:02.12] Weird Al Yankovic-Happy Birthday
[00:07.58][00:01.37]
[00:07.94] Happy birthday
[00:09.90] Happy birthday to you
[00:12.27] Happy birthday
[00:14.52] Happy birthday to you
[00:16.75]
[00:16.87] Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday,
[00:18.82] it happens every year
[00:19.69] We'll eat a lot of broccoli
[00:21.13] and drink a lot of beer
[00:22.18] You should be good and happy
[00:23.28] that there's something you can eat
[00:24.61] A million people every day
[00:25.96] are starving in the street
[00:26.99]
[00:27.17] Your daddy's in the gutter
[00:28.23] with the wretched and the poor
[00:29.38] Your mama's in the kitchen
[00:30.58] with a can of Cycle Four
[00:31.87] There's garbage in the water
[00:33.07] There's poison in the sky
[00:34.21] I guess it won't be long
[00:35.48] before we're all gonna die
[00:36.74]
[00:36.98] Happy birthday
[00:38.78] Happy birthday to you
[00:41.16] Happy birthday
[00:43.56] Happy birthday to you
[00:45.63]
[00:45.82] Well, what's the matter little friend,
[00:47.43] you think this party is the pits
[00:48.67] Enjoy it while you can,
[00:49.80] we'll soon be blown to bits
[00:51.00] The monkeys in the pentagon
[00:52.38] are gonna cook our goose
[00:53.43] Their finger's on the button,
[00:54.54] all they need is an excuse
[00:55.78]
[00:56.04] It doesn't take a military genius to see
[00:58.27] We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
[01:00.73] There's nowhere you can run to,
[01:02.06] nowhere you can hide
[01:03.07] When they drop the big one, we all get fried
[01:05.42]
[01:06.25] (Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
[01:08.20]
[01:08.35] Happy birthday
[01:10.21] Happy birthday to you
[01:12.62] Happy birthday
[01:14.93] Happy birthday to you
[01:16.88] wow!
[01:18.32] (background screaming, sound effect)
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[01:36.15] Well there's a punk in the alley
[01:38.15] and he's looking for a fight
[01:39.41] There's an Arab on the corner
[01:40.58] buying everything in sight
[01:41.72] There's a mother in the ghetto
[01:43.01] with another mouth to feed
[01:44.27] Seems that everywhere you look today
[01:45.73] there's misery and greed
[01:47.09]
[01:47.25] I guess you know the Earth
[01:48.01] is gonna crash into the sun
[01:49.11] But that's no reason
[01:50.34] why we shouldn't have a little fun
[01:51.57] So if you think it's scary,
[01:52.80] if it's more than you can take
[01:54.03] Just blow out the candles
[01:55.33] and have a piece of cake
[01:56.49]
[01:56.70] Happy birthday
[01:58.54] Happy birthday to you
[02:00.61] Happy birthday
[02:03.61] Happy birthday to you
[02:05.30] wow!
[02:05.81]
[02:06.08] Happy birthday
[02:08.03] Happy birthday to you
[02:10.02] Happy birthday
[02:12.60] Happy birthday to you
[02:14.76]
[02:17.28] (Happy Birthday!)
[02:18.48]
[02:22.89] And a pinch to grow an inch!
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