[00:13.52] |
All right Milwaukee |
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Let's f***ing do it **** |
[00:15.00] |
Here we go |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah |
[00:22.00] |
Here we go again |
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Come on |
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I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys |
[00:31.57] |
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys |
[00:33.42] |
Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys |
[00:36.43] |
Got my credit cards in my wallet |
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Got my phone you can call it |
[00:40.29] |
Master lock on my front door |
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That's what my ************' keys are for |
[00:44.00] |
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys |
[00:47.18] |
Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys |
[00:50.37] |
If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) |
[00:53.72] |
If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) |
[00:57.15] |
If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding) |
[00:59.04] |
If it's winter time and I'm sleddin' |
[01:00.62] |
If I'm at that daddy daughter dance |
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My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants |
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I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies |
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And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys |
[01:11.00] |
I rode on up to the airport |
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Lady asked for my passport |
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****, okay |
[01:17.01] |
Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys |
[01:19.56] |
Phone, wallet, passport, keys |
[01:21.42] |
Now I need four things, ***** please |
[01:23.06] |
Phone, wallet, passport, keys |
[01:24.57] |
I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta |
[01:27.89] |
The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her |
[01:31.48] |
We went up 30 thousand feet |
[01:33.62] |
I reclined my ******' seat |
[01:35.00] |
'Bout to watch a movie, stop |
[01:36.90] |
I forgot my laptop |
[01:39.00] |
************, damnit |
[01:40.60] |
Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys |
[01:43.70] |
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys |
[01:45.54] |
Too much **** that's five ******' things |
[01:47.25] |
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys |
[01:48.70] |
I'm swingin' my **** all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya |
[01:52.10] |
I'm caryin' so much **** I got a hernia, hernia |
[01:55.51] |
No place to put it, what should I do? |
[01:57.35] |
Probably should take my iPad too |
[01:59.10] |
What the **** else did I forget? |
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(Sandman you need tons of ****) |
[02:02.65] |
My tick tacs, my back pack |
[02:04.10] |
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack |
[02:05.92] |
My sun glasses, my hairspray |
[02:07.18] |
My headphones (Them Beats by Dre) |
[02:09.18] |
My notebook, my GoPro |
[02:11.04] |
My vape pen, my crossbow |
[02:12.71] |
My toothpick, my pocketknife |
[02:14.40] |
Oh ****, I forgot my wife |
[02:16.20] |
(Phone, wallet, keys) God damn |
[02:18.09] |
(Phone, wallet, keys) |
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It used to be so easy |
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With my phone, wallet, and keysy |
[02:22.93] |
**** (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah |
[02:24.50] |
(Phone, wallet, keys) |
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It used to be a breezy |
[02:28.03] |
With my phone, wallet, and keysy |
[02:29.96] |
My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin' |
[02:33.14] |
Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin' |
[02:36.41] |
I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found |
[02:40.02] |
You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my ******' phone |
[02:43.56] |
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah |
[02:45.29] |
(Phone, phone, phone) |
[02:47.00] |
Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone |
[02:50.37] |
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah |
[02:52.16] |
(Phone, phone, phone) |
[02:54.02] |
Yeah I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet |