| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 上官邹琅 |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 爱情买卖 |
| [00:00.000] | 张哥买卖 |
| [00:06.000] | 策划/填词：上官邹琅 |
| [00:08.000] | 曲：爱情买卖 |
| [00:10.000] | 演唱：Schweigen坤/青椒炒饭帮帮主/拖音的港式排骨粽/九芝堂/三吴产品 |
| [00:18.000] | 后期：拖后期的港式排骨粽 |
| [00:22.800] | 瓶：当初想不开 当十年门卫 |
| [00:27.914] | 门后蘑菇吃的我啊苔藓长出来 |
| [00:32.929] | 跟阴兵打牌 还老赢不回来 |
| [00:37.945] | 连个日历都不给我啥前儿出去啊 |
| [00:43.212] | 黑：哑巴当年刀一挥 一挥就一挥 |
| [00:48.065] | 挥到那个蛇沼里我把它捡回来 |
| [00:53.330] | 客户服务很重要 还得还回来 |
| [00:58.596] | 长点心吧别放血了好好劳改吧 |
| [01:37.266] | 海客：族长夫人倔 追到雪山来 |
| [01:42.282] | 看到一样的脸我的胃也疼起来 |
| [01:47.548] | 闹腾不说吧 还有点烦人啊 |
| [01:52.562] | 不怕族长查水表早丢你喂熊啦 |
| [01:57.448] | 花：发小这么想不开 跑到沙漠来 |
| [02:02.702] | 回头又骗一群人统统下水来 |
| [02:07.716] | 土豪一夜变穷逼 都是为了谁 |
| [02:12.838] | 一把钥匙 值好几亿 下水道冲没 |
| [02:17.859] | 邪：三叔忽悠我下地 太特么意外 |
| [02:23.016] | 追你追到雪崩了 还没追回来 |
| [02:28.031] | 你丫想去守门去 想去就去吧 |
| [02:33.046] | 出来看看 我这几年 成长有多快 |
| [02:38.312] | 当初是你要劳改 劳改就劳改 |
| [02:43.076] | 十年之后你等着不定谁上谁 |
| [02:48.089] | 门卫不是你爱当 爱当就能当 |
| [02:53.103] | 还有一年 给我出来 否则门炸开 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : shang guan zou lang |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : ai qing mai mai |
| [00:00.000] | zhang ge mai mai |
| [00:06.000] | ce hua tian ci: shang guan zou lang |
| [00:08.000] | qu: ai qing mai mai |
| [00:10.000] | yan chang: Schweigen kun qing jiao chao fan bang bang zhu tuo yin de gang shi pai gu zong jiu zhi tang san wu chan pin |
| [00:18.000] | hou qi: tuo hou qi de gang shi pai gu zong |
| [00:22.800] | ping: dang chu xiang bu kai dang shi nian men wei |
| [00:27.914] | men hou mo gu chi de wo a tai xian zhang chu lai |
| [00:32.929] | gen yin bing da pai hai lao ying bu hui lai |
| [00:37.945] | lian ge ri li dou bu gei wo sha qian er chu qu a |
| [00:43.212] | hei: ya ba dang nian dao yi hui yi hui jiu yi hui |
| [00:48.065] | hui dao na ge she zhao li wo ba ta jian hui lai |
| [00:53.330] | ke hu fu wu hen zhong yao hai de hai hui lai |
| [00:58.596] | zhang dian xin ba bie fang xue le hao hao lao gai ba |
| [01:37.266] | hai ke: zu zhang fu ren jue zhui dao xue shan lai |
| [01:42.282] | kan dao yi yang de lian wo de wei ye teng qi lai |
| [01:47.548] | nao teng bu shuo ba hai you dian fan ren a |
| [01:52.562] | bu pa zu zhang cha shui biao zao diu ni wei xiong la |
| [01:57.448] | hua: fa xiao zhe me xiang bu kai pao dao sha mo lai |
| [02:02.702] | hui tou you pian yi qun ren tong tong xia shui lai |
| [02:07.716] | tu hao yi ye bian qiong bi dou shi wei le shui |
| [02:12.838] | yi ba yao shi zhi hao ji yi xia shui dao chong mei |
| [02:17.859] | xie: san shu hu you wo xia di tai te me yi wai |
| [02:23.016] | zhui ni zhui dao xue beng le hai mei zhui hui lai |
| [02:28.031] | ni ya xiang qu shou men qu xiang qu jiu qu ba |
| [02:33.046] | chu lai kan kan wo zhe ji nian cheng zhang you duo kuai |
| [02:38.312] | dang chu shi ni yao lao gai lao gai jiu lao gai |
| [02:43.076] | shi nian zhi hou ni deng zhe bu ding shui shang shui |
| [02:48.089] | men wei bu shi ni ai dang ai dang jiu neng dang |
| [02:53.103] | hai you yi nian gei wo chu lai fou ze men zha kai |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : shàng guān zōu láng |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : ài qíng mǎi mài |
| [00:00.000] | zhāng gē mǎi mài |
| [00:06.000] | cè huà tián cí: shàng guān zōu láng |
| [00:08.000] | qū: ài qíng mǎi mài |
| [00:10.000] | yǎn chàng: Schweigen kūn qīng jiāo chǎo fàn bāng bāng zhǔ tuō yīn de gǎng shì pái gǔ zòng jiǔ zhī táng sān wú chǎn pǐn |
| [00:18.000] | hòu qī: tuō hòu qī de gǎng shì pái gǔ zòng |
| [00:22.800] | píng: dāng chū xiǎng bù kāi dāng shí nián mén wèi |
| [00:27.914] | mén hòu mó gū chī de wǒ a tái xiǎn zhǎng chū lái |
| [00:32.929] | gēn yīn bīng dǎ pái hái lǎo yíng bù huí lái |
| [00:37.945] | lián gè rì lì dōu bù gěi wǒ shà qián ér chū qù a |
| [00:43.212] | hēi: yǎ bā dāng nián dāo yī huī yī huī jiù yī huī |
| [00:48.065] | huī dào nà gè shé zhǎo lǐ wǒ bǎ tā jiǎn huí lái |
| [00:53.330] | kè hù fú wù hěn zhòng yào hái dé hái huí lái |
| [00:58.596] | zhǎng diǎn xīn ba bié fàng xuè le hǎo hǎo láo gǎi ba |
| [01:37.266] | hǎi kè: zú zhǎng fū rén jué zhuī dào xuě shān lái |
| [01:42.282] | kàn dào yí yàng de liǎn wǒ de wèi yě téng qǐ lái |
| [01:47.548] | nào téng bù shuō ba hái yǒu diǎn fán rén a |
| [01:52.562] | bù pà zú zhǎng chá shuǐ biǎo zǎo diū nǐ wèi xióng la |
| [01:57.448] | huā: fà xiǎo zhè me xiǎng bù kāi pǎo dào shā mò lái |
| [02:02.702] | huí tóu yòu piàn yī qún rén tǒng tǒng xià shuǐ lái |
| [02:07.716] | tǔ háo yī yè biàn qióng bī dōu shì wèi le shuí |
| [02:12.838] | yī bǎ yào shi zhí hǎo jǐ yì xià shuǐ dào chōng méi |
| [02:17.859] | xié: sān shū hū yōu wǒ xià dì tài tè me yì wài |
| [02:23.016] | zhuī nǐ zhuī dào xuě bēng le hái méi zhuī huí lái |
| [02:28.031] | nǐ yā xiǎng qù shǒu mén qù xiǎng qù jiù qù ba |
| [02:33.046] | chū lái kàn kàn wǒ zhè jǐ nián chéng zhǎng yǒu duō kuài |
| [02:38.312] | dāng chū shì nǐ yào láo gǎi láo gǎi jiù láo gǎi |
| [02:43.076] | shí nián zhī hòu nǐ děng zhe bù dìng shuí shàng shuí |
| [02:48.089] | mén wèi bú shì nǐ ài dāng ài dāng jiù néng dāng |
| [02:53.103] | hái yǒu yī nián gěi wǒ chū lái fǒu zé mén zhà kāi |
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