| Song | Princess Rap Battle: Dorothy vs. Alice |
| Artist | Whitney Avalon |
| Artist | Emily Kinney |
| Album | Princess Rap Battle: Dorothy vs. Alice |
| [00:14.351] | A:When you look into the mirror |
| [00:15.742] | I’m sure you’re distressed |
| [00:16.891] | Your book borrowed my look |
| [00:18.092] | You’re even wearing my dress |
| [00:19.493] | I been rocking this game |
| [00:20.674] | Since before you were born |
| [00:21.840] | This corny copy’s lost because |
| [00:23.132] | She ain’t in Kansas anymore |
| [00:24.320] | I'm surprised your garbage squad |
| [00:25.666] | Hasn't fallen apart |
| [00:26.877] | Yellow bellied, empty-headed |
| [00:27.959] | That one’s got no heart |
| [00:29.462] | Double killers, caterpillars |
| [00:30.668] | And a mad man in my crew |
| [00:32.007] | Put you on blast, I gotta ask |
| [00:33.463] | Who are you? |
| [00:36.833] | D:Well, I’m Dorothy Gale |
| [00:38.069] | And you’re on my street |
| [00:39.402] | Not a good witch, I’m a bad ***** |
| [00:40.534] | Ruby kicks on my feet |
| [00:41.891] | Quirky stupid chicks |
| [00:43.299] | And nobody can stand ‘em |
| [00:44.397] | You’re that annoying girl shouting |
| [00:45.813] | LOL I’m so random |
| [00:47.184] | I got sense and sensibility |
| [00:48.228] | Like my girl Jane Austen |
| [00:49.569] | Wreckin’ your tea party |
| [00:50.730] | Like they did back in Boston |
| [00:52.066] | Word to your moms |
| [00:53.158] | I’m dropping L. Frank Bombs |
| [00:54.426] | Got more bars than Wonka |
| [00:55.492] | More composed than Brahms |
| [00:56.886] | Better say your prayers |
| [00:58.311] | T:We’re your worst nightmares |
| [00:59.612] | D:Keep dreaming, you’ll be screaming |
| [01:00.691] | Lions, tigers, and bears |
| [01:01.866] | S:Oh my! |
| [01:02.215] | D:I’ve come to free the land |
| [01:03.207] | From an olive hand |
| [01:04.286] | A beginning middle end that |
| [01:05.454] | Even kids can understand |
| [01:06.934] | In your sadness you wallow |
| [01:07.995] | Talkin’ rabbits you follow |
| [01:09.373] | Put a bottle near your mouth |
| [01:10.654] | You’re not thinkin’, you swallow |
| [01:11.975] | I didn’t make the mold |
| [01:13.172] | But I’m the one who broke it |
| [01:14.464] | I’m the better ******e |
| [01:15.576] | Stick that in your pipe and smoke it |
| [01:19.692] | A:No place like home? |
| [01:20.654] | You’re from a podunk prairie |
| [01:22.177] | Ease on down the road |
| [01:23.159] | Cause shiz is gonna get scary |
| [01:24.410] | What’s your battle plan? |
| [01:25.662] | I don’t think you understand |
| [01:26.879] | A coward, dolt and bag of bolts |
| [01:28.198] | Can’t step to Wonderland |
| [01:29.429] | Don't make me light up your friend |
| [01:30.517] | Cause he’s met his match |
| [01:31.661] | A stitched together strawman |
| [01:33.094] | That stinks like bandersnatch |
| [01:34.489] | You’re washed up and washed out |
| [01:36.050] | You’re fading, and thus |
| [01:36.984] | Click your heels together baby |
| [01:38.103] | And bugger off to Kansas |
| [01:42.161] | S:Who needs brains when you have |
| [01:43.505] | This much swagger |
| [01:44.513] | I don’t even gotta think |
| [01:45.394] | And I got moves like Jagger |
| [01:46.923] | I’m outstanding in my field |
| [01:48.218] | While you have mental lapses |
| [01:49.473] | Teaching crows how to murder |
| [01:50.498] | With my lack of synapses |
| [01:51.916] | Noggin stuffed with knowledge |
| [01:53.168] | Stitching rhymes so raw |
| [01:54.433] | Throwing shade at Oz? |
| [01:55.629] | Hay, that’s the last straw |
| [01:56.845] | Let’s have a heart to heart |
| [01:57.943] | You tart stealing tart |
| [01:59.339] | Alice, you’re so stupid |
| [02:00.662] | You make me look smart |
| [02:06.973] | T:Gimme that oil can |
| [02:08.325] | So I can get loose |
| [02:09.431] | I’m relaxing while I’m axing |
| [02:10.714] | Through your crew like a spruce |
| [02:11.925] | I’m a ten out of tin |
| [02:13.026] | The heavy metal playa hater |
| [02:14.584] | I’m heartless and relentless |
| [02:15.711] | Like the ******* Terminator |
| [02:16.970] | Got more joints than Snoop |
| [02:18.108] | Sippin’ mock turtle soup |
| [02:19.349] | Hell, I’m just blowing off steam |
| [02:20.642] | Like a chimney (Toot Toot) |
| [02:21.945] | I ain’t scared of **** |
| [02:22.927] | Cause I’m bulletproof |
| [02:24.319] | Throw your hands in the air |
| [02:25.214] | And raise this hot tin roof |
| [02:32.015] | L:Let me at ‘em |
| [02:32.949] | I’ll tear ‘em limb from limb |
| [02:34.158] | Smack a hat off the whack job |
| [02:35.705] | Make a snack of Tweedledim |
| [02:36.878] | You fellas are all yella |
| [02:38.143] | You ain’t got what I got |
| [02:39.280] | With a paw behind my back |
| [02:40.583] | I’ll tie you all up in a knot |
| [02:42.104] | Outrageous and courageous |
| [02:43.088] | That’s kinda my thing |
| [02:44.460] | Bow down to the crown |
| [02:45.684] | It’s good to be the king |
| [02:46.877] | Scurry home with your friends |
| [02:48.068] | Miss Little Bo Peep |
| [02:49.348] | A lion doesn’t pay attention |
| [02:50.628] | To the opinions of sheep |
| [02:57.118] | T:You wanna step to this duo |
| [02:58.191] | Cause we’re ready to battle |
| [02:59.494] | Dee and Dum are down to frickin’ |
| [03:00.639] | Spank your ass like a paddle |
| [03:01.992] | Beg and plead on your knees |
| [03:03.059] | To the double trouble emcees |
| [03:04.242] | And if you don’t like it |
| [03:05.731] | You can tweedle-deez |
| [03:06.966] | These tale-telling twins are |
| [03:08.275] | Stopping, dropping, and rocking you |
| [03:09.426] | Choppin’ and mockin’ |
| [03:10.728] | Snicker snakt jabberwocking you |
| [03:12.052] | Talk smack in our world |
| [03:13.172] | It’s off with your head |
| [03:14.359] | We go hard, pull your card |
| [03:15.793] | And paint your chest red |
| [03:27.107] | M:Today is my unbirthday |
| [03:28.135] | And it’s not cause I hate ya |
| [03:29.346] | Serving dishes and dissin’ ya |
| [03:30.663] | Cause I’m nutty by nature |
| [03:32.081] | My writing desk riddle |
| [03:33.198] | Can you tackle it quick? |
| [03:34.360] | It makes no sense to rap |
| [03:35.626] | Against a ‘raven’ lunatic |
| [03:36.959] | She’d be a Tea Party crasher? |
| [03:38.217] | This bastard haberdasher came to |
| [03:39.452] | Trash and slash and bash and |
| [03:40.563] | Put her ***** out to pasture |
| [03:42.125] | I’m a dastardly villain |
| [03:43.020] | Like a riddling Dillinger |
| [03:44.434] | Top billing in shillings |
| [03:45.618] | This milliner’s killing her |
| [03:46.946] | I keep my mug mean |
| [03:47.991] | I keep my cups clean |
| [03:49.289] | I’m the baddest maddest hatter |
| [03:50.453] | That the world has ever seen |
| [03:51.758] | Look at your face |
| [03:53.188] | You're so troubled, my dear! |
| [03:54.403] | Of course our raps make you angry |
| [03:55.971] | We're all mad here |
| [03:59.676] | D:Your sloppy story structure |
| [04:00.759] | Simply can’t be excused |
| [04:01.686] | Just like the audience |
| [04:02.823] | You spent your whole movie confused |
| [04:04.346] | Our adventure had a point |
| [04:05.517] | We found the man behind the curtain |
| [04:06.810] | I would ruin your whole world |
| [04:08.108] | But that's been done by Tim Burton |
| [04:09.596] | I’m slammin’ other damsels |
| [04:10.710] | While I’m spittin’ so speedily |
| [04:11.857] | Running rampant on these cowards |
| [04:12.872] | That are dumber than Tweedledee |
| [04:14.354] | We’re ferocious fierce and feisty |
| [04:15.623] | You’re a sleepy little mouse |
| [04:16.819] | Watch me smash and flatten ******* |
| [04:18.065] | When I bring down the house |
| [04:24.594] | A:Oh, my story’s nonsense? |
| [04:25.700] | Yeah whatever, witch please |
| [04:27.046] | You’ve got funky flying monkeys |
| [04:28.327] | And apple-throwing trees |
| [04:29.439] | This home wrecker in checkers |
| [04:30.615] | Hits her head then it stops |
| [04:31.797] | Suddenly a bunch of runts |
| [04:33.093] | Start singing about lollipops |
| [04:34.558] | You’re as stupid as the scarecrow |
| [04:35.620] | With only half of his charm |
| [04:36.765] | This fool forgot these are the dudes |
| [04:38.058] | That freakin’ lived on her farm |
| [04:39.424] | You’re stressin’ cause you’re messing |
| [04:40.807] | With a verbal giant sweetie |
| [04:41.889] | Ya want to pick on someone |
| [04:44.166] | My size? Eat me! |
| [00:14.351] | A: When you look into the mirror |
| [00:15.742] | I' m sure you' re distressed |
| [00:16.891] | Your book borrowed my look |
| [00:18.092] | You' re even wearing my dress |
| [00:19.493] | I been rocking this game |
| [00:20.674] | Since before you were born |
| [00:21.840] | This corny copy' s lost because |
| [00:23.132] | She ain' t in Kansas anymore |
| [00:24.320] | I' m surprised your garbage squad |
| [00:25.666] | Hasn' t fallen apart |
| [00:26.877] | Yellow bellied, emptyheaded |
| [00:27.959] | That one' s got no heart |
| [00:29.462] | Double killers, caterpillars |
| [00:30.668] | And a mad man in my crew |
| [00:32.007] | Put you on blast, I gotta ask |
| [00:33.463] | Who are you? |
| [00:36.833] | D: Well, I' m Dorothy Gale |
| [00:38.069] | And you' re on my street |
| [00:39.402] | Not a good witch, I' m a bad |
| [00:40.534] | Ruby kicks on my feet |
| [00:41.891] | Quirky stupid chicks |
| [00:43.299] | And nobody can stand ' em |
| [00:44.397] | You' re that annoying girl shouting |
| [00:45.813] | LOL I' m so random |
| [00:47.184] | I got sense and sensibility |
| [00:48.228] | Like my girl Jane Austen |
| [00:49.569] | Wreckin' your tea party |
| [00:50.730] | Like they did back in Boston |
| [00:52.066] | Word to your moms |
| [00:53.158] | I' m dropping L. Frank Bombs |
| [00:54.426] | Got more bars than Wonka |
| [00:55.492] | More composed than Brahms |
| [00:56.886] | Better say your prayers |
| [00:58.311] | T: We' re your worst nightmares |
| [00:59.612] | D: Keep dreaming, you' ll be screaming |
| [01:00.691] | Lions, tigers, and bears |
| [01:01.866] | S: Oh my! |
| [01:02.215] | D: I' ve come to free the land |
| [01:03.207] | From an olive hand |
| [01:04.286] | A beginning middle end that |
| [01:05.454] | Even kids can understand |
| [01:06.934] | In your sadness you wallow |
| [01:07.995] | Talkin' rabbits you follow |
| [01:09.373] | Put a bottle near your mouth |
| [01:10.654] | You' re not thinkin', you swallow |
| [01:11.975] | I didn' t make the mold |
| [01:13.172] | But I' m the one who broke it |
| [01:14.464] | I' m the better e |
| [01:15.576] | Stick that in your pipe and smoke it |
| [01:19.692] | A: No place like home? |
| [01:20.654] | You' re from a podunk prairie |
| [01:22.177] | Ease on down the road |
| [01:23.159] | Cause shiz is gonna get scary |
| [01:24.410] | What' s your battle plan? |
| [01:25.662] | I don' t think you understand |
| [01:26.879] | A coward, dolt and bag of bolts |
| [01:28.198] | Can' t step to Wonderland |
| [01:29.429] | Don' t make me light up your friend |
| [01:30.517] | Cause he' s met his match |
| [01:31.661] | A stitched together strawman |
| [01:33.094] | That stinks like bandersnatch |
| [01:34.489] | You' re washed up and washed out |
| [01:36.050] | You' re fading, and thus |
| [01:36.984] | Click your heels together baby |
| [01:38.103] | And bugger off to Kansas |
| [01:42.161] | S: Who needs brains when you have |
| [01:43.505] | This much swagger |
| [01:44.513] | I don' t even gotta think |
| [01:45.394] | And I got moves like Jagger |
| [01:46.923] | I' m outstanding in my field |
| [01:48.218] | While you have mental lapses |
| [01:49.473] | Teaching crows how to murder |
| [01:50.498] | With my lack of synapses |
| [01:51.916] | Noggin stuffed with knowledge |
| [01:53.168] | Stitching rhymes so raw |
| [01:54.433] | Throwing shade at Oz? |
| [01:55.629] | Hay, that' s the last straw |
| [01:56.845] | Let' s have a heart to heart |
| [01:57.943] | You tart stealing tart |
| [01:59.339] | Alice, you' re so stupid |
| [02:00.662] | You make me look smart |
| [02:06.973] | T: Gimme that oil can |
| [02:08.325] | So I can get loose |
| [02:09.431] | I' m relaxing while I' m axing |
| [02:10.714] | Through your crew like a spruce |
| [02:11.925] | I' m a ten out of tin |
| [02:13.026] | The heavy metal playa hater |
| [02:14.584] | I' m heartless and relentless |
| [02:15.711] | Like the Terminator |
| [02:16.970] | Got more joints than Snoop |
| [02:18.108] | Sippin' mock turtle soup |
| [02:19.349] | Hell, I' m just blowing off steam |
| [02:20.642] | Like a chimney Toot Toot |
| [02:21.945] | I ain' t scared of |
| [02:22.927] | Cause I' m bulletproof |
| [02:24.319] | Throw your hands in the air |
| [02:25.214] | And raise this hot tin roof |
| [02:32.015] | L: Let me at ' em |
| [02:32.949] | I' ll tear ' em limb from limb |
| [02:34.158] | Smack a hat off the whack job |
| [02:35.705] | Make a snack of Tweedledim |
| [02:36.878] | You fellas are all yella |
| [02:38.143] | You ain' t got what I got |
| [02:39.280] | With a paw behind my back |
| [02:40.583] | I' ll tie you all up in a knot |
| [02:42.104] | Outrageous and courageous |
| [02:43.088] | That' s kinda my thing |
| [02:44.460] | Bow down to the crown |
| [02:45.684] | It' s good to be the king |
| [02:46.877] | Scurry home with your friends |
| [02:48.068] | Miss Little Bo Peep |
| [02:49.348] | A lion doesn' t pay attention |
| [02:50.628] | To the opinions of sheep |
| [02:57.118] | T: You wanna step to this duo |
| [02:58.191] | Cause we' re ready to battle |
| [02:59.494] | Dee and Dum are down to frickin' |
| [03:00.639] | Spank your ass like a paddle |
| [03:01.992] | Beg and plead on your knees |
| [03:03.059] | To the double trouble emcees |
| [03:04.242] | And if you don' t like it |
| [03:05.731] | You can tweedledeez |
| [03:06.966] | These taletelling twins are |
| [03:08.275] | Stopping, dropping, and rocking you |
| [03:09.426] | Choppin' and mockin' |
| [03:10.728] | Snicker snakt jabberwocking you |
| [03:12.052] | Talk smack in our world |
| [03:13.172] | It' s off with your head |
| [03:14.359] | We go hard, pull your card |
| [03:15.793] | And paint your chest red |
| [03:27.107] | M: Today is my unbirthday |
| [03:28.135] | And it' s not cause I hate ya |
| [03:29.346] | Serving dishes and dissin' ya |
| [03:30.663] | Cause I' m nutty by nature |
| [03:32.081] | My writing desk riddle |
| [03:33.198] | Can you tackle it quick? |
| [03:34.360] | It makes no sense to rap |
| [03:35.626] | Against a ' raven' lunatic |
| [03:36.959] | She' d be a Tea Party crasher? |
| [03:38.217] | This bastard haberdasher came to |
| [03:39.452] | Trash and slash and bash and |
| [03:40.563] | Put her out to pasture |
| [03:42.125] | I' m a dastardly villain |
| [03:43.020] | Like a riddling Dillinger |
| [03:44.434] | Top billing in shillings |
| [03:45.618] | This milliner' s killing her |
| [03:46.946] | I keep my mug mean |
| [03:47.991] | I keep my cups clean |
| [03:49.289] | I' m the baddest maddest hatter |
| [03:50.453] | That the world has ever seen |
| [03:51.758] | Look at your face |
| [03:53.188] | You' re so troubled, my dear! |
| [03:54.403] | Of course our raps make you angry |
| [03:55.971] | We' re all mad here |
| [03:59.676] | D: Your sloppy story structure |
| [04:00.759] | Simply can' t be excused |
| [04:01.686] | Just like the audience |
| [04:02.823] | You spent your whole movie confused |
| [04:04.346] | Our adventure had a point |
| [04:05.517] | We found the man behind the curtain |
| [04:06.810] | I would ruin your whole world |
| [04:08.108] | But that' s been done by Tim Burton |
| [04:09.596] | I' m slammin' other damsels |
| [04:10.710] | While I' m spittin' so speedily |
| [04:11.857] | Running rampant on these cowards |
| [04:12.872] | That are dumber than Tweedledee |
| [04:14.354] | We' re ferocious fierce and feisty |
| [04:15.623] | You' re a sleepy little mouse |
| [04:16.819] | Watch me smash and flatten |
| [04:18.065] | When I bring down the house |
| [04:24.594] | A: Oh, my story' s nonsense? |
| [04:25.700] | Yeah whatever, witch please |
| [04:27.046] | You' ve got funky flying monkeys |
| [04:28.327] | And applethrowing trees |
| [04:29.439] | This home wrecker in checkers |
| [04:30.615] | Hits her head then it stops |
| [04:31.797] | Suddenly a bunch of runts |
| [04:33.093] | Start singing about lollipops |
| [04:34.558] | You' re as stupid as the scarecrow |
| [04:35.620] | With only half of his charm |
| [04:36.765] | This fool forgot these are the dudes |
| [04:38.058] | That freakin' lived on her farm |
| [04:39.424] | You' re stressin' cause you' re messing |
| [04:40.807] | With a verbal giant sweetie |
| [04:41.889] | Ya want to pick on someone |
| [04:44.166] | My size? Eat me! |