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快板书-酒迷
kuai ban shu jiu mi Lyrics

Song 快板书-酒迷
Artist 群星
Album 百年经典20：花香满径
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[00:36.57] 说有一个酒迷爱喝酒，
[00:38.88] 天天酒壶不离手。
[00:41.94] 他老婆天天把他劝，
[00:44.61] 劝他不要再喝酒。
[00:47.45] 酒迷说：“听见有人说酒字，
[00:51.64] 就勾起我来想喝酒。
[00:54.08] 你永远不提这个酒字，
[00:56.78] 我就永远不喝酒。
[00:59.13] 是喝酒的酒，九月的九，
[01:01.87] 一二三四五六七八九，
[01:04.63] 究揪韭舅就鸠酒。
[01:07.10] 你说话沾点酒字边儿，
[01:08.67] 我就要喝酒。”
[01:10.92] 他老婆说：“我保证不说这样的字，
[01:15.11] 你今后甭打算喝一口。”
[01:18.13] 眼看着一天一天过了一周，
[01:21.02] 他老婆说话连一个酒字都没有
[01:25.11] 可把酒迷谗坏喽，
[01:27.49] 去到大街找酒友，
[01:30.25] 碰见了张九和李九，
[01:33.10] 问酒迷：“哎，这几天怎么没见你喝酒？”
[01:36.97] 酒迷说：“跟我老婆打了赌，
[01:40.66] 她不提酒字我不喝酒；
[01:43.35] 我跟她说了千句话，
[01:45.89] 她连一个酒字也没出口，
[01:49.42] 二位贤弟你们把我救，
[01:51.87] 想法子让我喝上酒。”
[01:53.95] 张九李九齐夸口，
[01:56.16] 说：“酒迷大哥别发愁，
[01:58.12] 你如此如此这么办，
[01:59.85] 准把美酒喝到口，
[02:02.42] 酒迷一听喜心头，
[02:04.81] 转身和往家里走。
[02:06.81] 回家就对老婆讲，
[02:09.35] 说：“我到舅舅家里借斑鸠，
[02:12.45] 如果有人来找我，
[02:14.96] 你问好姓名再让他走；
[02:18.01] 是拿着东西是空着手，
[02:20.00] 你都一一记心头；
[02:21.80] 回来你要告诉我，
[02:23.67] 不许撒谎瞎胡诌。”
[02:25.77] 酒迷说罢转身走，
[02:28.90] 不大会儿有人来找酒迷到了门口，
[02:31.84] 他老婆出来问贵姓，
[02:34.50] 来人回答：“我叫张九。”
[02:36.91] 只见他怀里把着个大酒篓，
[02:39.73] 说：“我跟酒迷大哥是朋友，
[02:42.60] 请他九月九到我家里去喝酒”
[02:46.06] 张九说罢转身走，
[02:48.37] 又来了酒迷的朋友叫李九，
[02:51.34] 手里提着一捆马莲韭，
[02:54.56] 说：“我也请酒迷大哥去喝酒。
[02:57.68] 这个日子也是九月九。”
[02:59.98] 李九说完转身走，
[03:02.25] 酒迷架着大斑鸠，
[03:04.04] 从外面走进屋里头。
[03:05.83] 问老婆：“哎，是不是有人来找我？
[03:08.85] 他姓字名谁什么朋友？
[03:11.13] 手里拿着什么东西？
[03:13.42] 请你赶快说出口。”
[03:15.47] 他老婆说：“先来一个张三六。”
[03:18.93] （白）啊，张三六？
[03:21.09] “啊，怀里抱着个大个儿二七篓。”
[03:24.36] （白）噢，二七篓啊！
[03:26.48] “恩，又来了一李四五，
[03:28.41] 手里拿着扁叶葱，
[03:30.75] 这俩人是你的老朋友。
[03:32.77] 请你喝俩二加一个五，
[03:34.95] 重阳节那天到他们家里头。”
[03:37.50] 酒迷一听伸了舌头，
[03:39.72] 我这辈子算甭喝酒喽！
[00:36.57] shuo you yi ge jiu mi ai he jiu,
[00:38.88] tian tian jiu hu bu li shou.
[00:41.94] ta lao po tian tian ba ta quan,
[00:44.61] quan ta bu yao zai he jiu.
[00:47.45] jiu mi shuo:" ting jian you ren shuo jiu zi,
[00:51.64] jiu gou qi wo lai xiang he jiu.
[00:54.08] ni yong yuan bu ti zhe ge jiu zi,
[00:56.78] wo jiu yong yuan bu he jiu.
[00:59.13] shi he jiu de jiu, jiu yue de jiu,
[01:01.87] yi er san si wu liu qi ba jiu,
[01:04.63] jiu jiu jiu jiu jiu jiu jiu.
[01:07.10] ni shuo hua zhan dian jiu zi bian er,
[01:08.67] wo jiu yao he jiu."
[01:10.92] ta lao po shuo:" wo bao zheng bu shuo zhe yang de zi,
[01:15.11] ni jin hou beng da suan he yi kou."
[01:18.13] yan kan zhe yi tian yi tian guo le yi zhou,
[01:21.02] ta lao po shuo hua lian yi ge jiu zi dou mei you
[01:25.11] ke ba jiu mi chan huai lou,
[01:27.49] qu dao da jie zhao jiu you,
[01:30.25] peng jian le zhang jiu he li jiu,
[01:33.10] wen jiu mi:" ai, zhe ji tian zen me mei jian ni he jiu?"
[01:36.97] jiu mi shuo:" gen wo lao po da le du,
[01:40.66] ta bu ti jiu zi wo bu he jiu
[01:43.35] wo gen ta shuo le qian ju hua,
[01:45.89] ta lian yi ge jiu zi ye mei chu kou,
[01:49.42] er wei xian di ni men ba wo jiu,
[01:51.87] xiang fa zi rang wo he shang jiu."
[01:53.95] zhang jiu li jiu qi kua kou,
[01:56.16] shuo:" jiu mi da ge bie fa chou,
[01:58.12] ni ru ci ru ci zhe me ban,
[01:59.85] zhun ba mei jiu he dao kou,
[02:02.42] jiu mi yi ting xi xin tou,
[02:04.81] zhuan shen he wang jia li zou.
[02:06.81] hui jia jiu dui lao po jiang,
[02:09.35] shuo:" wo dao jiu jiu jia li jie ban jiu,
[02:12.45] ru guo you ren lai zhao wo,
[02:14.96] ni wen hao xing ming zai rang ta zou
[02:18.01] shi na zhe dong xi shi kong zhuo shou,
[02:20.00] ni dou yi yi ji xin tou
[02:21.80] hui lai ni yao gao su wo,
[02:23.67] bu xu sa huang xia hu zhou."
[02:25.77] jiu mi shuo ba zhuan shen zou,
[02:28.90] bu da hui er you ren lai zhao jiu mi dao le men kou,
[02:31.84] ta lao po chu lai wen gui xing,
[02:34.50] lai ren hui da:" wo jiao zhang jiu."
[02:36.91] zhi jian ta huai li ba zhe ge da jiu lou,
[02:39.73] shuo:" wo gen jiu mi da ge shi peng you,
[02:42.60] qing ta jiu yue jiu dao wo jia li qu he jiu"
[02:46.06] zhang jiu shuo ba zhuan shen zou,
[02:48.37] you lai le jiu mi de peng you jiao li jiu,
[02:51.34] shou li ti zhe yi kun ma lian jiu,
[02:54.56] shuo:" wo ye qing jiu mi da ge qu he jiu.
[02:57.68] zhe ge ri zi ye shi jiu yue jiu."
[02:59.98] li jiu shuo wan zhuan shen zou,
[03:02.25] jiu mi jia zhe da ban jiu,
[03:04.04] cong wai mian zou jin wu li tou.
[03:05.83] wen lao po:" ai, shi bu shi you ren lai zhao wo?
[03:08.85] ta xing zi ming shui shen me peng you?
[03:11.13] shou li na zhe shen me dong xi?
[03:13.42] qing ni gan kuai shuo chu kou."
[03:15.47] ta lao po shuo:" xian lai yi ge zhang san liu."
[03:18.93] bai a, zhang san liu?
[03:21.09] " a, huai li bao zhe ge da ge er er qi lou."
[03:24.36] bai o, er qi lou a!
[03:26.48] " en, you lai le yi li si wu,
[03:28.41] shou li na zhe bian ye cong,
[03:30.75] zhe lia ren shi ni de lao peng you.
[03:32.77] qing ni he lia er jia yi ge wu,
[03:34.95] chong yang jie na tian dao ta men jia li tou."
[03:37.50] jiu mi yi ting shen le she tou,
[03:39.72] wo zhe bei zi suan beng he jiu lou!
[00:36.57] shuō yǒu yí gè jiǔ mí ài hē jiǔ,
[00:38.88] tiān tiān jiǔ hú bù lí shǒu.
[00:41.94] tā lǎo pó tiān tiān bǎ tā quàn,
[00:44.61] quàn tā bú yào zài hē jiǔ.
[00:47.45] jiǔ mí shuō:" tīng jiàn yǒu rén shuō jiǔ zì,
[00:51.64] jiù gōu qǐ wǒ lái xiǎng hē jiǔ.
[00:54.08] nǐ yǒng yuǎn bù tí zhè gè jiǔ zì,
[00:56.78] wǒ jiù yǒng yuǎn bù hē jiǔ.
[00:59.13] shì hē jiǔ de jiǔ, jiǔ yuè de jiǔ,
[01:01.87] yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī bā jiǔ,
[01:04.63] jiū jiū jiǔ jiù jiù jiū jiǔ.
[01:07.10] nǐ shuō huà zhān diǎn jiǔ zì biān ér,
[01:08.67] wǒ jiù yào hē jiǔ."
[01:10.92] tā lǎo pó shuō:" wǒ bǎo zhèng bù shuō zhè yàng de zì,
[01:15.11] nǐ jīn hòu béng dǎ suàn hē yī kǒu."
[01:18.13] yǎn kàn zhe yì tiān yì tiān guò le yī zhōu,
[01:21.02] tā lǎo pó shuō huà lián yí gè jiǔ zì dōu méi yǒu
[01:25.11] kě bǎ jiǔ mí chán huài lóu,
[01:27.49] qù dào dà jiē zhǎo jiǔ yǒu,
[01:30.25] pèng jiàn le zhāng jiǔ hé lǐ jiǔ,
[01:33.10] wèn jiǔ mí:" āi, zhè jǐ tiān zěn me méi jiàn nǐ hē jiǔ?"
[01:36.97] jiǔ mí shuō:" gēn wǒ lǎo pó dǎ le dǔ,
[01:40.66] tā bù tí jiǔ zì wǒ bù hē jiǔ
[01:43.35] wǒ gēn tā shuō le qiān jù huà,
[01:45.89] tā lián yí gè jiǔ zì yě méi chū kǒu,
[01:49.42] èr wèi xián dì nǐ men bǎ wǒ jiù,
[01:51.87] xiǎng fǎ zǐ ràng wǒ hē shàng jiǔ."
[01:53.95] zhāng jiǔ lǐ jiǔ qí kuā kǒu,
[01:56.16] shuō:" jiǔ mí dà gē bié fā chóu,
[01:58.12] nǐ rú cǐ rú cǐ zhè me bàn,
[01:59.85] zhǔn bǎ měi jiǔ hē dào kǒu,
[02:02.42] jiǔ mí yī tīng xǐ xīn tóu,
[02:04.81] zhuǎn shēn hé wǎng jiā lǐ zǒu.
[02:06.81] huí jiā jiù duì lǎo pó jiǎng,
[02:09.35] shuō:" wǒ dào jiù jiù jiā lǐ jiè bān jiū,
[02:12.45] rú guǒ yǒu rén lái zhǎo wǒ,
[02:14.96] nǐ wèn hǎo xìng míng zài ràng tā zǒu
[02:18.01] shì ná zhe dōng xī shì kōng zhuó shǒu,
[02:20.00] nǐ dōu yī yī jì xīn tóu
[02:21.80] huí lái nǐ yào gào sù wǒ,
[02:23.67] bù xǔ sā huǎng xiā hú zhōu."
[02:25.77] jiǔ mí shuō bà zhuǎn shēn zǒu,
[02:28.90] bù dà huì ér yǒu rén lái zhǎo jiǔ mí dào le mén kǒu,
[02:31.84] tā lǎo pó chū lái wèn guì xìng,
[02:34.50] lái rén huí dá:" wǒ jiào zhāng jiǔ."
[02:36.91] zhī jiàn tā huái lǐ bǎ zhe gè dà jiǔ lǒu,
[02:39.73] shuō:" wǒ gēn jiǔ mí dà gē shì péng yǒu,
[02:42.60] qǐng tā jiǔ yuè jiǔ dào wǒ jiā lǐ qù hē jiǔ"
[02:46.06] zhāng jiǔ shuō bà zhuǎn shēn zǒu,
[02:48.37] yòu lái le jiǔ mí de péng yǒu jiào lǐ jiǔ,
[02:51.34] shǒu lǐ tí zhe yī kǔn mǎ lián jiǔ,
[02:54.56] shuō:" wǒ yě qǐng jiǔ mí dà gē qù hē jiǔ.
[02:57.68] zhè gè rì zi yě shì jiǔ yuè jiǔ."
[02:59.98] lǐ jiǔ shuō wán zhuǎn shēn zǒu,
[03:02.25] jiǔ mí jià zhe dà bān jiū,
[03:04.04] cóng wài miàn zǒu jìn wū lǐ tou.
[03:05.83] wèn lǎo pó:" āi, shì bú shì yǒu rén lái zhǎo wǒ?
[03:08.85] tā xìng zì míng shuí shén me péng yǒu?
[03:11.13] shǒu lǐ ná zhe shén me dōng xī?
[03:13.42] qǐng nǐ gǎn kuài shuō chū kǒu."
[03:15.47] tā lǎo pó shuō:" xiān lái yí gè zhāng sān liù."
[03:18.93] bái a, zhāng sān liù?
[03:21.09] " a, huái lǐ bào zhe gè dà gè ér èr qī lǒu."
[03:24.36] bái ō, èr qī lǒu a!
[03:26.48] " ēn, yòu lái le yī lǐ sì wǔ,
[03:28.41] shǒu lǐ ná zhe biǎn yè cōng,
[03:30.75] zhè liǎ rén shì nǐ de lǎo péng you.
[03:32.77] qǐng nǐ hē liǎ èr jiā yí gè wǔ,
[03:34.95] chóng yáng jié nà tiān dào tā men jiā lǐ tou."
[03:37.50] jiǔ mí yī tīng shēn le shé tou,
[03:39.72] wǒ zhè bèi zi suàn béng hē jiǔ lóu!
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