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| [00:26.81] | 等阵等阵 要转换吓气氛 |
| [00:29.35] | 等阵等阵 马上要换人 |
| [00:31.87] | 等阵等阵 只怪物就上身 |
| [00:34.37] | 等阵等阵 有百变艺人 |
| [00:37.14] | 欢迎本人 登登登 (登登登登) |
| [00:42.24] | 睇完飞人 到我为你献身 |
| [00:44.72] | 粉墨登场 美女救坏人 |
| [00:47.32] | 喜怒哀乐 这帐幕里发生 |
| [00:49.89] | 不用天份 有爱就万能 |
| [00:52.40] | 一大班人 会地震 |
| [00:57.40] | 踩波车 踩高跷 抛波俾我 让我接招 |
| [01:02.39] | 黑心多 好心少 夸张点爱 令你发烧 |
| [01:07.63] | 世界这么小 你对我紧要 |
| [01:10.05] | 我对你紧要 哗 又会咁巧 |
| [01:12.61] | 马戏这么小 拍挡最紧要 |
| [01:15.13] | 永远也心照 我未怕你苗 |
| [01:18.15] | 旧情怀就算 多可笑 |
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| [01:26.17] | 失常的人 我会做你替身 |
| [01:28.68] | 顶住一阵 到我个鼻痕 |
| [01:31.30] | 一时失魂 拍挡系你个宾 |
| [01:33.92] | 精神精神 咪仲训 |
| [01:36.43] | 点解要位位都当配角 |
| [01:38.85] | 点解个交通警都靠个壳 |
| [01:41.48] | 点解得哩班小丑会振作 |
| [01:43.84] | 点解屋企只得我陪只dog |
| [01:46.62] | 踩波车 踩高跷 抛波俾我 让我接招 |
| [01:51.51] | 黑心多 好心少 夸张点爱 令你发烧 |
| [01:56.80] | 世界这么小 你对我紧要 |
| [01:59.27] | 我对你紧要 哗 又会咁巧 |
| [02:01.97] | 马戏这么小 拍挡最紧要 |
| [02:04.68] | 永远也心照 我未怕你苗 |
| [02:07.25] | 旧情怀就算 多可笑 |
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| [02:35.70] | 点解要位位都当配角 |
| [02:38.18] | 点解个交通警都靠个壳 |
| [02:40.74] | 点解得哩班小丑会振作 |
| [02:43.46] | 点解我手车始终会成日chok |
| [02:45.84] | 踩波车 踩高跷 抛波俾我 让我接招 |
| [02:50.73] | 黑心多 好心少 夸张点爱 令你发烧 |
| [02:55.91] | 世界这么小 你对我紧要 |
| [02:58.28] | 我对你紧要 哗 又会咁巧 |
| [03:00.95] | 马戏这么小 拍挡最紧要 |
| [03:03.43] | 永远也心照 我为你拗腰 |
| [03:06.49] | 嚟 完场合照 |
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| [00:26.81] | deng zhen deng zhen yao zhuan huan xia qi fen |
| [00:29.35] | deng zhen deng zhen ma shang yao huan ren |
| [00:31.87] | deng zhen deng zhen zhi guai wu jiu shang shen |
| [00:34.37] | deng zhen deng zhen you bai bian yi ren |
| [00:37.14] | huan ying ben ren deng deng deng deng deng deng deng |
| [00:42.24] | di wan fei ren dao wo wei ni xian shen |
| [00:44.72] | fen mo deng chang mei nv jiu huai ren |
| [00:47.32] | xi nu ai yue zhe zhang mu li fa sheng |
| [00:49.89] | bu yong tian fen you ai jiu wan neng |
| [00:52.40] | yi da ban ren hui di zhen |
| [00:57.40] | cai bo che cai gao qiao pao bo bi wo rang wo jie zhao |
| [01:02.39] | hei xin duo hao xin shao kua zhang dian ai ling ni fa shao |
| [01:07.63] | shi jie zhe me xiao ni dui wo jin yao |
| [01:10.05] | wo dui ni jin yao hua you hui han qiao |
| [01:12.61] | ma xi zhe me xiao pai dang zui jin yao |
| [01:15.13] | yong yuan ye xin zhao wo wei pa ni miao |
| [01:18.15] | jiu qing huai jiu suan duo ke xiao |
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| [01:26.17] | shi chang de ren wo hui zuo ni ti shen |
| [01:28.68] | ding zhu yi zhen dao wo ge bi hen |
| [01:31.30] | yi shi shi hun pai dang xi ni ge bin |
| [01:33.92] | jing shen jing shen mi zhong xun |
| [01:36.43] | dian jie yao wei wei dou dang pei jue |
| [01:38.85] | dian jie ge jiao tong jing dou kao ge ke |
| [01:41.48] | dian jie de li ban xiao chou hui zhen zuo |
| [01:43.84] | dian jie wu qi zhi de wo pei zhi dog |
| [01:46.62] | cai bo che cai gao qiao pao bo bi wo rang wo jie zhao |
| [01:51.51] | hei xin duo hao xin shao kua zhang dian ai ling ni fa shao |
| [01:56.80] | shi jie zhe me xiao ni dui wo jin yao |
| [01:59.27] | wo dui ni jin yao hua you hui han qiao |
| [02:01.97] | ma xi zhe me xiao pai dang zui jin yao |
| [02:04.68] | yong yuan ye xin zhao wo wei pa ni miao |
| [02:07.25] | jiu qing huai jiu suan duo ke xiao |
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| [02:35.70] | dian jie yao wei wei dou dang pei jue |
| [02:38.18] | dian jie ge jiao tong jing dou kao ge ke |
| [02:40.74] | dian jie de li ban xiao chou hui zhen zuo |
| [02:43.46] | dian jie wo shou che shi zhong hui cheng ri chok |
| [02:45.84] | cai bo che cai gao qiao pao bo bi wo rang wo jie zhao |
| [02:50.73] | hei xin duo hao xin shao kua zhang dian ai ling ni fa shao |
| [02:55.91] | shi jie zhe me xiao ni dui wo jin yao |
| [02:58.28] | wo dui ni jin yao hua you hui han qiao |
| [03:00.95] | ma xi zhe me xiao pai dang zui jin yao |
| [03:03.43] | yong yuan ye xin zhao wo wei ni ao yao |
| [03:06.49] | li wan chang he zhao |
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| [00:26.81] | děng zhèn děng zhèn yào zhuǎn huàn xià qì fēn |
| [00:29.35] | děng zhèn děng zhèn mǎ shàng yào huàn rén |
| [00:31.87] | děng zhèn děng zhèn zhǐ guài wù jiù shàng shēn |
| [00:34.37] | děng zhèn děng zhèn yǒu bǎi biàn yì rén |
| [00:37.14] | huān yíng běn rén dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng |
| [00:42.24] | dì wán fēi rén dào wǒ wèi nǐ xiàn shēn |
| [00:44.72] | fěn mò dēng chǎng měi nǚ jiù huài rén |
| [00:47.32] | xǐ nù āi yuè zhè zhàng mù lǐ fā shēng |
| [00:49.89] | bù yòng tiān fèn yǒu ài jiù wàn néng |
| [00:52.40] | yī dà bān rén huì dì zhèn |
| [00:57.40] | cǎi bō chē cǎi gāo qiāo pāo bō bǐ wǒ ràng wǒ jiē zhāo |
| [01:02.39] | hēi xīn duō hǎo xīn shǎo kuā zhāng diǎn ài lìng nǐ fā shāo |
| [01:07.63] | shì jiè zhè me xiǎo nǐ duì wǒ jǐn yào |
| [01:10.05] | wǒ duì nǐ jǐn yào huā yòu huì hán qiǎo |
| [01:12.61] | mǎ xì zhè me xiǎo pāi dǎng zuì jǐn yào |
| [01:15.13] | yǒng yuǎn yě xīn zhào wǒ wèi pà nǐ miáo |
| [01:18.15] | jiù qíng huái jiù suàn duō kě xiào |
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| [01:26.17] | shī cháng de rén wǒ huì zuò nǐ tì shēn |
| [01:28.68] | dǐng zhù yī zhèn dào wǒ gè bí hén |
| [01:31.30] | yī shí shī hún pāi dǎng xì nǐ gè bīn |
| [01:33.92] | jīng shén jīng shén mī zhòng xùn |
| [01:36.43] | diǎn jiě yào wèi wèi dōu dāng pèi jué |
| [01:38.85] | diǎn jiě gè jiāo tōng jǐng dōu kào gè ké |
| [01:41.48] | diǎn jiě dé lī bān xiǎo chǒu huì zhèn zuò |
| [01:43.84] | diǎn jiě wū qǐ zhǐ de wǒ péi zhǐ dog |
| [01:46.62] | cǎi bō chē cǎi gāo qiāo pāo bō bǐ wǒ ràng wǒ jiē zhāo |
| [01:51.51] | hēi xīn duō hǎo xīn shǎo kuā zhāng diǎn ài lìng nǐ fā shāo |
| [01:56.80] | shì jiè zhè me xiǎo nǐ duì wǒ jǐn yào |
| [01:59.27] | wǒ duì nǐ jǐn yào huā yòu huì hán qiǎo |
| [02:01.97] | mǎ xì zhè me xiǎo pāi dǎng zuì jǐn yào |
| [02:04.68] | yǒng yuǎn yě xīn zhào wǒ wèi pà nǐ miáo |
| [02:07.25] | jiù qíng huái jiù suàn duō kě xiào |
| [02:13.69] | |
| [02:35.70] | diǎn jiě yào wèi wèi dōu dāng pèi jué |
| [02:38.18] | diǎn jiě gè jiāo tōng jǐng dōu kào gè ké |
| [02:40.74] | diǎn jiě dé lī bān xiǎo chǒu huì zhèn zuò |
| [02:43.46] | diǎn jiě wǒ shǒu chē shǐ zhōng huì chéng rì chok |
| [02:45.84] | cǎi bō chē cǎi gāo qiāo pāo bō bǐ wǒ ràng wǒ jiē zhāo |
| [02:50.73] | hēi xīn duō hǎo xīn shǎo kuā zhāng diǎn ài lìng nǐ fā shāo |
| [02:55.91] | shì jiè zhè me xiǎo nǐ duì wǒ jǐn yào |
| [02:58.28] | wǒ duì nǐ jǐn yào huā yòu huì hán qiǎo |
| [03:00.95] | mǎ xì zhè me xiǎo pāi dǎng zuì jǐn yào |
| [03:03.43] | yǒng yuǎn yě xīn zhào wǒ wèi nǐ ǎo yāo |
| [03:06.49] | lí wán chǎng hé zhào |