| [00:10.95] | 軟:人生要舒服人心冇厭足 |
| [00:18.47] | 軟:禾蟲砵仔焗龍蝦仔送粥 |
| [00:22.19] | 硬:難得肚舒服 |
| [00:23.79] | |
| [00:24.38] | 軟:人人為o也莫理生與熟 |
| [00:31.87] | 軟:冇錢渣碌竹有錢打雀局 |
| [00:39.48] | 硬:人人為o也莫理三與六 |
| [00:46.90] | 硬:政府空忠告I Still Smoke |
| [00:53.82] | |
| [00:54.51] | 軟:前兩日見到硬軟天師o也 Kim Chi o也粉絲 |
| [00:58.49] | 硬:o也芝士送蛋治 |
| [01:01.80] | 軟:前晚夜見到硬軟天師似E.T.似Bee Gees |
| [01:06.03] | 硬:o係筲箕灣街市 |
| [01:09.31] | 軟:尋晚夜見到硬軟天師看中醫看西醫 |
| [01:13.48] | 硬:都好彩冇乜事 |
| [01:16.79] | 軟:茶市又見硬軟天師o也Kim Chi o也粉絲 |
| [01:20.94] | 硬:佢仲整煲雞鮑翅 |
| [01:26.20] | 軟:除非訓柳州木人心冇厭足 |
| [01:29.27] | |
| [01:37.13] | 軟:喂喂喂我拿手整咖喱 |
| [01:40.84] | 硬:VeryGood咖喱真真好味 |
| [01:44.58] | 軟:食少D雞多D咖喱 |
| [01:47.99] | 硬:揀啦揀啦要雞脾定雞尾 |
| [01:51.67] | 軟:喂你咪唔好老脾 |
| [01:55.23] | 硬:咖喱唔帶得番屋企 |
| [01:59.13] | 軟:哎我Call你又唔覆機 |
| [02:03.08] | 硬:唔Book位抵你罰企呀老友 |
| [02:06.70] | |
| [02:16.62] | 硬:時間係二點零六喎 |
| [02:20.04] | 軟:喂係咩唔係喎十四點零六喎 |
| [02:23.72] | 硬:咪之之左左醫醫個肚OT啋你我就傻 |
| [02:27.75] | 軟:尋晚夜有局做乜唔預我 |
| [02:31.32] | 硬:咦係咩唔係喎 |
| [02:32.99] | 軟:約你二點零六喎 |
| [02:34.75] | 硬:係十四點零六喎 |
| [02:37.02] | 軟:二點零六喎 |
| [02:38.76] | 硬:係十四點零六喎 |
| [02:40.57] | 軟:乜你係都唔認錯 |
| [02:42.57] | 硬:我係都唔認錯 |
| [02:44.47] | 合:係咩唔係喎 |
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| [02:48.53] | 軟:經濟食家咪去Shangri-la |
| [02:52.11] | 軟:香夾滑嗒碗豆腐花 |
| [02:55.72] | 硬:我有 One Hundred 身家 |
| [02:58.85] | 軟:食蕉用八蚊就夠喇 |
| [03:03.34] | 硬:食o野要知價精打細算咪矇查查 |
| [03:13.90] | 硬:整番碗海帶綠豆沙 |
| [03:17.66] | 軟:買斤半急凍o既鮮蝦 |
| [03:21.35] | 合:喑定兩蚊買大豆芽 |
| [03:25.19] | 軟:還仲有One Dollar MeLa |
| [03:28.84] | 軟:點駛得晒 Hundred Dollar |
| [03:33.35] | 合:想做孝順仔每日俾錢阿媽包你陷家o也木瓜 |
| [03:39.68] | |
| [03:48.46] | 軟:人生要舒服人心冇厭足 |
| [03:55.91] | 軟:禾蟲砵仔焗龍蝦仔送粥 |
| [03:59.66] | 硬:難得肚舒服 |
| [00:10.95] | ruan: ren sheng yao shu fu ren xin mao yan zu |
| [00:18.47] | ruan: he chong bo zi ju long xia zi song zhou |
| [00:22.19] | ying: nan de du shu fu |
| [00:23.79] | |
| [00:24.38] | ruan: ren ren wei o ye mo li sheng yu shu |
| [00:31.87] | ruan: mao qian zha lu zhu you qian da que ju |
| [00:39.48] | ying: ren ren wei o ye mo li san yu liu |
| [00:46.90] | ying: zheng fu kong zhong gao I Still Smoke |
| [00:53.82] | |
| [00:54.51] | ruan: qian liang ri jian dao ying ruan tian shi o ye Kim Chi o ye fen si |
| [00:58.49] | ying: o ye zhi shi song dan zhi |
| [01:01.80] | ruan: qian wan ye jian dao ying ruan tian shi shi E. T. shi Bee Gees |
| [01:06.03] | ying: o xi shao ji wan jie shi |
| [01:09.31] | ruan: xun wan ye jian dao ying ruan tian shi kan zhong yi kan xi yi |
| [01:13.48] | ying: dou hao cai mao mie shi |
| [01:16.79] | ruan: cha shi you jian ying ruan tian shi o ye Kim Chi o ye fen si |
| [01:20.94] | ying: qu zhong zheng bao ji bao chi |
| [01:26.20] | ruan: chu fei xun liu zhou mu ren xin mao yan zu |
| [01:29.27] | |
| [01:37.13] | ruan: wei wei wei wo na shou zheng ga li |
| [01:40.84] | ying: VeryGood ga li zhen zhen hao wei |
| [01:44.58] | ruan: shi shao D ji duo D ga li |
| [01:47.99] | ying: jian la jian la yao ji pi ding ji wei |
| [01:51.67] | ruan: wei ni mi wu hao lao pi |
| [01:55.23] | ying: ga li wu dai de fan wu qi |
| [01:59.13] | ruan: ai wo Call ni you wu fu ji |
| [02:03.08] | ying: wu Book wei di ni fa qi ya lao you |
| [02:06.70] | |
| [02:16.62] | ying: shi jian xi er dian ling liu wai |
| [02:20.04] | ruan: wei xi mie wu xi wai shi si dian ling liu wai |
| [02:23.72] | ying: mi zhi zhi zuo zuo yi yi ge du OT cai ni wo jiu sha |
| [02:27.75] | ruan: xun wan ye you ju zuo mie wu yu wo |
| [02:31.32] | ying: yi xi mie wu xi wai |
| [02:32.99] | ruan: yue ni er dian ling liu wai |
| [02:34.75] | ying: xi shi si dian ling liu wai |
| [02:37.02] | ruan: er dian ling liu wai |
| [02:38.76] | ying: xi shi si dian ling liu wai |
| [02:40.57] | ruan: mie ni xi dou wu ren cuo |
| [02:42.57] | ying: wo xi dou wu ren cuo |
| [02:44.47] | he: xi mie wu xi wai |
| [02:46.60] | |
| [02:48.53] | ruan: jing ji shi jia mi qu Shangrila |
| [02:52.11] | ruan: xiang jia hua da wan dou fu hua |
| [02:55.72] | ying: wo you One Hundred shen jia |
| [02:58.85] | ruan: shi jiao yong ba wen jiu gou la |
| [03:03.34] | ying: shi o ye yao zhi jia jing da xi suan mi meng zha zha |
| [03:13.90] | ying: zheng fan wan hai dai lv dou sha |
| [03:17.66] | ruan: mai jin ban ji dong o ji xian xia |
| [03:21.35] | he: yin ding liang wen mai da dou ya |
| [03:25.19] | ruan: hai zhong you One Dollar MeLa |
| [03:28.84] | ruan: dian shi de shai Hundred Dollar |
| [03:33.35] | he: xiang zuo xiao shun zi mei ri bi qian a ma bao ni xian jia o ye mu gua |
| [03:39.68] | |
| [03:48.46] | ruan: ren sheng yao shu fu ren xin mao yan zu |
| [03:55.91] | ruan: he chong bo zi ju long xia zi song zhou |
| [03:59.66] | ying: nan de du shu fu |
| [00:10.95] | ruǎn: rén shēng yào shū fú rén xīn mǎo yàn zú |
| [00:18.47] | ruǎn: hé chóng bō zǐ jú lóng xiā zǐ sòng zhōu |
| [00:22.19] | yìng: nán dé dù shū fú |
| [00:23.79] | |
| [00:24.38] | ruǎn: rén rén wèi o yě mò lǐ shēng yǔ shú |
| [00:31.87] | ruǎn: mǎo qián zhā lù zhú yǒu qián dǎ què jú |
| [00:39.48] | yìng: rén rén wèi o yě mò lǐ sān yǔ liù |
| [00:46.90] | yìng: zhèng fǔ kōng zhōng gào I Still Smoke |
| [00:53.82] | |
| [00:54.51] | ruǎn: qián liǎng rì jiàn dào yìng ruǎn tiān shī o yě Kim Chi o yě fěn sī |
| [00:58.49] | yìng: o yě zhī shì sòng dàn zhì |
| [01:01.80] | ruǎn: qián wǎn yè jiàn dào yìng ruǎn tiān shī shì E. T. shì Bee Gees |
| [01:06.03] | yìng: o xì shāo jī wān jiē shì |
| [01:09.31] | ruǎn: xún wǎn yè jiàn dào yìng ruǎn tiān shī kàn zhòng yī kàn xī yī |
| [01:13.48] | yìng: dōu hǎo cǎi mǎo miē shì |
| [01:16.79] | ruǎn: chá shì yòu jiàn yìng ruǎn tiān shī o yě Kim Chi o yě fěn sī |
| [01:20.94] | yìng: qú zhòng zhěng bāo jī bào chì |
| [01:26.20] | ruǎn: chú fēi xùn liǔ zhōu mù rén xīn mǎo yàn zú |
| [01:29.27] | |
| [01:37.13] | ruǎn: wèi wèi wèi wǒ ná shǒu zhěng gā lí |
| [01:40.84] | yìng: VeryGood gā lí zhēn zhēn hǎo wèi |
| [01:44.58] | ruǎn: shí shǎo D jī duō D gā lí |
| [01:47.99] | yìng: jiǎn la jiǎn la yào jī pí dìng jī wěi |
| [01:51.67] | ruǎn: wèi nǐ mī wú hǎo lǎo pí |
| [01:55.23] | yìng: gā lí wú dài dé fān wū qǐ |
| [01:59.13] | ruǎn: āi wǒ Call nǐ yòu wú fù jī |
| [02:03.08] | yìng: wú Book wèi dǐ nǐ fá qǐ ya lǎo yǒu |
| [02:06.70] | |
| [02:16.62] | yìng: shí jiān xì èr diǎn líng liù wāi |
| [02:20.04] | ruǎn: wèi xì miē wú xì wāi shí sì diǎn líng liù wāi |
| [02:23.72] | yìng: mī zhī zhī zuǒ zuǒ yī yī gè dù OT cǎi nǐ wǒ jiù shǎ |
| [02:27.75] | ruǎn: xún wǎn yè yǒu jú zuò miē wú yù wǒ |
| [02:31.32] | yìng: yí xì miē wú xì wāi |
| [02:32.99] | ruǎn: yuē nǐ èr diǎn líng liù wāi |
| [02:34.75] | yìng: xì shí sì diǎn líng liù wāi |
| [02:37.02] | ruǎn: èr diǎn líng liù wāi |
| [02:38.76] | yìng: xì shí sì diǎn líng liù wāi |
| [02:40.57] | ruǎn: miē nǐ xì dōu wú rèn cuò |
| [02:42.57] | yìng: wǒ xì dōu wú rèn cuò |
| [02:44.47] | hé: xì miē wú xì wāi |
| [02:46.60] | |
| [02:48.53] | ruǎn: jīng jì shí jiā mī qù Shangrila |
| [02:52.11] | ruǎn: xiāng jiā huá dā wǎn dòu fǔ huā |
| [02:55.72] | yìng: wǒ yǒu One Hundred shēn jiā |
| [02:58.85] | ruǎn: shí jiāo yòng bā wén jiù gòu lǎ |
| [03:03.34] | yìng: shí o yě yào zhī jià jīng dǎ xì suàn mī méng zhā zhā |
| [03:13.90] | yìng: zhěng fān wǎn hǎi dài lǜ dòu shā |
| [03:17.66] | ruǎn: mǎi jīn bàn jí dòng o jì xiān xiā |
| [03:21.35] | hé: yīn dìng liǎng wén mǎi dà dòu yá |
| [03:25.19] | ruǎn: hái zhòng yǒu One Dollar MeLa |
| [03:28.84] | ruǎn: diǎn shǐ dé shài Hundred Dollar |
| [03:33.35] | hé: xiǎng zuò xiào shùn zǐ měi rì bǐ qián ā mā bāo nǐ xiàn jiā o yě mù guā |
| [03:39.68] | |
| [03:48.46] | ruǎn: rén shēng yào shū fú rén xīn mǎo yàn zú |
| [03:55.91] | ruǎn: hé chóng bō zǐ jú lóng xiā zǐ sòng zhōu |
| [03:59.66] | yìng: nán dé dù shū fú |
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