| Song | 金牌司仪 |
| Artist | 森美 |
| Album | Love Best 最爱情歌集 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:10.54] | 作曲/编曲:黄丹仪 填词:甄健强 |
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| [00:30.40] | 钉珠片熨金晚装 |
| [00:33.59] | UnUn脚练跳弹床 |
| [00:37.15] | 变戏法学最多两堂 |
| [00:40.43] | 要我上去数百呎 |
| [00:41.93] | 各有各嘅搏命强项 |
| [00:44.36] | The Show Must Go Wrong |
| [00:45.92] | |
| [00:46.24] | 做最好 睇我做保证大骚 |
| [00:51.33] | 在座都识宝 |
| [00:53.17] | 未对稿 急到赖先叫大骚 |
| [00:58.19] | 台词都甩稿 |
| [01:00.11] | 全日对白唔对 次序唔妥 |
| [01:03.91] | 凌乱到 叫大型节目离谱 |
| [01:21.63] | |
| [01:22.12] | 惊险到 渣都冇 |
| [01:25.38] | 日日做场大骚 |
| [01:28.03] | 生命都失控就似恐怖 |
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| [01:46.66] | 位嘉宾冇乜嘢讲 |
| [01:50.06] | 个拍挡又太善忘 |
| [01:53.56] | 踢跌个助兴的女郎 |
| [01:56.61] | 爆肚爆肚爆到冇 |
| [01:58.40] | 你係对我太大期望 |
| [02:00.89] | The Show Must Go Wrong |
| [02:02.42] | |
| [02:02.72] | 又赈灾 总理话梗撑大骚 |
| [02:07.78] | 十万都捐到 |
| [02:09.68] | 又竞选 选美例牌叫大骚 |
| [02:14.70] | 用泳衣担保 |
| [02:16.69] | 成队配乐弹错 佢话嚟过 |
| [02:20.58] | 胡闹到 记住投诉话离谱 |
| [02:37.61] | |
| [02:38.61] | 惊险到 渣都冇 |
| [02:41.94] | 日日係场大骚 |
| [02:44.69] | 一话开骚我就作绞肚 |
| [02:56.24] | |
| [02:57.26] |
| [00:10.54] | zuo qu bian qu: huang dan yi tian ci: zhen jian qiang |
| [00:14.42] | |
| [00:18.50] | |
| [00:29.00] | |
| [00:30.40] | ding zhu pian yun jin wan zhuang |
| [00:33.59] | UnUn jiao lian tiao dan chuang |
| [00:37.15] | bian xi fa xue zui duo liang tang |
| [00:40.43] | yao wo shang qu shu bai chi |
| [00:41.93] | ge you ge kai bo ming qiang xiang |
| [00:44.36] | The Show Must Go Wrong |
| [00:45.92] | |
| [00:46.24] | zuo zui hao di wo zuo bao zheng da sao |
| [00:51.33] | zai zuo dou shi bao |
| [00:53.17] | wei dui gao ji dao lai xian jiao da sao |
| [00:58.19] | tai ci dou shuai gao |
| [01:00.11] | quan ri dui bai wu dui ci xu wu tuo |
| [01:03.91] | ling luan dao jiao da xing jie mu li pu |
| [01:21.63] | |
| [01:22.12] | jing xian dao zha dou mao |
| [01:25.38] | ri ri zuo chang da sao |
| [01:28.03] | sheng ming dou shi kong jiu shi kong bu |
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| [01:46.66] | wei jia bin mao nie ye jiang |
| [01:50.06] | ge pai dang you tai shan wang |
| [01:53.56] | ti die ge zhu xing de nv lang |
| [01:56.61] | bao du bao du bao dao mao |
| [01:58.40] | ni xi dui wo tai da qi wang |
| [02:00.89] | The Show Must Go Wrong |
| [02:02.42] | |
| [02:02.72] | you zhen zai zong li hua geng cheng da sao |
| [02:07.78] | shi wan dou juan dao |
| [02:09.68] | you jing xuan xuan mei li pai jiao da sao |
| [02:14.70] | yong yong yi dan bao |
| [02:16.69] | cheng dui pei yue dan cuo qu hua li guo |
| [02:20.58] | hu nao dao ji zhu tou su hua li pu |
| [02:37.61] | |
| [02:38.61] | jing xian dao zha dou mao |
| [02:41.94] | ri ri xi chang da sao |
| [02:44.69] | yi hua kai sao wo jiu zuo jiao du |
| [02:56.24] | |
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| [00:10.54] | zuò qǔ biān qǔ: huáng dān yí tián cí: zhēn jiàn qiáng |
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| [00:18.50] | |
| [00:29.00] | |
| [00:30.40] | dīng zhū piàn yùn jīn wǎn zhuāng |
| [00:33.59] | UnUn jiǎo liàn tiào dàn chuáng |
| [00:37.15] | biàn xì fǎ xué zuì duō liǎng táng |
| [00:40.43] | yào wǒ shǎng qù shù bǎi chǐ |
| [00:41.93] | gè yǒu gè kǎi bó mìng qiáng xiàng |
| [00:44.36] | The Show Must Go Wrong |
| [00:45.92] | |
| [00:46.24] | zuò zuì hǎo dì wǒ zuò bǎo zhèng dà sāo |
| [00:51.33] | zài zuò dōu shí bǎo |
| [00:53.17] | wèi duì gǎo jí dào lài xiān jiào dà sāo |
| [00:58.19] | tái cí dōu shuǎi gǎo |
| [01:00.11] | quán rì duì bái wú duì cì xù wú tuǒ |
| [01:03.91] | líng luàn dào jiào dà xíng jié mù lí pǔ |
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| [01:22.12] | jīng xiǎn dào zhā dōu mǎo |
| [01:25.38] | rì rì zuò chǎng dà sāo |
| [01:28.03] | shēng mìng dōu shī kòng jiù shì kǒng bù |
| [01:45.49] | |
| [01:46.66] | wèi jiā bīn mǎo niè yě jiǎng |
| [01:50.06] | gè pāi dǎng yòu tài shàn wàng |
| [01:53.56] | tī diē gè zhù xìng de nǚ láng |
| [01:56.61] | bào dǔ bào dǔ bào dào mǎo |
| [01:58.40] | nǐ xì duì wǒ tài dà qī wàng |
| [02:00.89] | The Show Must Go Wrong |
| [02:02.42] | |
| [02:02.72] | yòu zhèn zāi zǒng lǐ huà gěng chēng dà sāo |
| [02:07.78] | shí wàn dōu juān dào |
| [02:09.68] | yòu jìng xuǎn xuǎn měi lì pái jiào dà sāo |
| [02:14.70] | yòng yǒng yī dān bǎo |
| [02:16.69] | chéng duì pèi yuè dàn cuò qú huà lí guò |
| [02:20.58] | hú nào dào jì zhù tóu sù huà lí pǔ |
| [02:37.61] | |
| [02:38.61] | jīng xiǎn dào zhā dōu mǎo |
| [02:41.94] | rì rì xì chǎng dà sāo |
| [02:44.69] | yī huà kāi sāo wǒ jiù zuò jiǎo dù |
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