| [00:00.00] | 作曲：じーざすP |
| [00:00.05] | 作词：じーざすP |
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| [00:06.05] | おお、しんでしまうとはなさけなーい！ |
| [00:10.15] | 3.2.1… Ahhh！ Q！ |
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| [00:22.19] | 「王！」 「なに？」 |
| [00:23.67] | 「HELP！」 「何事じゃ」 |
| [00:25.32] | 「ひぃ、」 「うん」 |
| [00:26.20] | 「姫がさらわれましたぁ」 |
| [00:27.64] | 「勇者は？」 「いません」 |
| [00:29.19] | 「うーん、そうだ！」 「…ええ？」 |
| [00:30.51] | 「かくなる上はお前が勇者だ」 |
| [00:32.27] | 設定崩壊 · · ！！ |
| [00:33.46] | さぁ、その宝箱の中身とこのなけなしの金で旅立って |
| [00:36.18] | 仲間を探して化けもん倒して · · |
| [00:37.87] | （‥適当じゃねえか） |
| [00:39.26] | とにかく困ったら町の人々に話しかけようぜ？ |
| [00:41.69] | ボスとか全然倒せる！倒せる！マ · ジ · デ！ |
| [00:44.46] | いばって いばって いばって 当然 |
| [00:47.07] | だって実際に一番偉いから！ |
| [00:50.35] | 人ごとみたくいってくれるぜ |
| [00:52.72] | まったくもって上から目線すぎるぜ · · |
| [00:55.56] | 経験値 経験値 経験値 積んで |
| [00:58.11] | もっと屈強な仲間探したまえ！ |
| [01:01.46] | てゆうか私は一兵卒です |
| [01:03.62] | 有給休暇がデリート！デリート！ |
| [01:06.39] | そなたがラスボスを倒してくる日を楽しみにまっておるぞぃ！ |
| [01:11.86] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
| [01:14.66] | お国の平和を守る為 |
| [01:17.15] | 一番後ろで指揮をとります |
| [01:20.04] | そなたの経験値を伝えましょう |
| [01:22.86] | あなたの為に 世界の為に |
| [01:25.69] | 戦う僕らの愛国心 |
| [01:28.20] | 仲間も死んで絶滅寸前 |
| [01:31.21] | やっぱりレベルが足りねえ · · orz |
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| [01:36.69] | あなたのパーティーは全滅しました。 おお、神様よ！アーメン |
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| [02:09.65] | 「おお！しんでしまうとはなさけない！」 |
| [02:12.65] | 「さすればそなたにもういちど、機会をあたえよう！」 |
| [02:15.22] | 「王様っ」 「なんですか」 「もう！…もう無理です。」 |
| [02:18.03] | 「ええ～！弱音を吐くとはもっとなさけなああああい！」 |
| [02:20.88] | 経済力、軍事力ともに申し分ない我が国は当然、 |
| [02:23.64] | 優秀な人材も潤沢 |
| [02:25.48] | （人望アツいね） |
| [02:26.81] | ただ、１つ慢性的な問題は国家元首の奔放さ |
| [02:29.38] | よくいえば無垢、悪く言えば · · o · ba · ka |
| [02:32.02] | 正真正銘▼ 全人類は▼ 戦闘民族▼ |
| [02:35.82] | いわずもがな▼ OK？ |
| [02:37.49] | 協調性や▼ 順応性が▼ 重要なんて▼ |
| [02:41.24] | 浮世はクソゲーか？！ |
| [02:43.03] | 次のレベルになるには |
| [02:45.35] | あと1000ポイントの経験が |
| [02:48.10] | さらにはもっと自己主張が必要じゃな！ |
| [02:52.13] | くじけるな OK？ |
| [02:54.10] | テリッサ ボロッソ ザンシ パロント |
| [02:56.71] | 魔法使いも 使いもんになってきたが、 |
| [03:00.10] | 余裕しゃくしゃくうすら笑いで |
| [03:02.22] | ごたくばっかならべてしゃくに触るぜ · · |
| [03:05.47] | ホリット ホリット ホリット ばっか |
| [03:07.66] | 僧侶はホリットばっかで バカなの？ |
| [03:11.02] | 王のアタシを眠らすなんて |
| [03:13.22] | アンタラ一体何様？さては謀反か？ |
| [03:16.39] | 僕は勇者じゃありません。むしろ王が勇者だと思いまーす！ |
| [03:21.26] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
| [03:24.23] | お国の平和を守る為 |
| [03:26.74] | 最前線に身を投じませ |
| [03:29.76] | 支持率アップは目に見えた！ （オイコラw） |
| [03:32.36] | 権益の為 お金の為に |
| [03:35.25] | 戦う王様 何をみる |
| [03:37.91] | 近衛もひん死 絶滅寸前 |
| [03:40.87] | しんでしまうとはなさけなああああああい！ |
| [03:43.61] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
| [03:46.58] | あなたの笑顔を守る為 |
| [03:49.11] | 魔王軍関連情報を |
| [03:52.18] | 命からがらにかき集め |
| [03:54.82] | 今日も今日とて鎮座している |
| [03:57.62] | まことの勇者を待っている |
| [04:00.09] | 他力本願ではありません |
| [04:03.11] | わしらじゃやつらにゃかなわねえ：； |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu: P |
| [00:00.05] | zuo ci: P |
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| [00:06.05] | ! |
| [00:10.15] | 3. 2. 1 Ahhh! Q! |
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| [00:22.19] | wang! ? |
| [00:23.67] | HELP! he shi |
| [00:25.32] | |
| [00:26.20] | ji |
| [00:27.64] | yong zhe? |
| [00:29.19] | ! ? |
| [00:30.51] | shang qian yong zhe |
| [00:32.27] | she ding beng huai !! |
| [00:33.46] | bao xiang zhong shen jin lv li |
| [00:36.18] | zhong jian tan hua dao |
| [00:37.87] | shi dang |
| [00:39.26] | kun ting ren hua? |
| [00:41.69] | quan ran dao! dao! ! |
| [00:44.46] | dang ran |
| [00:47.07] | shi ji yi fan wei! |
| [00:50.35] | ren |
| [00:52.72] | shang mu xian |
| [00:55.56] | jing yan zhi jing yan zhi jing yan zhi ji |
| [00:58.11] | qu qiang zhong jian tan! |
| [01:01.46] | si yi bing zu |
| [01:03.62] | you gei xiu xia!! |
| [01:06.39] | dao ri le! |
| [01:11.86] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [01:14.66] | guo ping he shou wei |
| [01:17.15] | yi fan hou zhi hui |
| [01:20.04] | jing yan zhi chuan |
| [01:22.86] | wei shi jie wei |
| [01:25.69] | zhan pu ai guo xin |
| [01:28.20] | zhong jian si jue mie cun qian |
| [01:31.21] | zu orz |
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| [01:36.69] | quan mie. shen yang! |
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| [02:09.65] | !! |
| [02:12.65] | ji hui! |
| [02:15.22] | wang yang ! wu li. |
| [02:18.03] | ! ruo yin tu! |
| [02:20.88] | jing ji li jun shi li shen fen wo guo dang ran |
| [02:23.64] | you xiu ren cai run ze |
| [02:25.48] | ren wang |
| [02:26.81] | man xing de wen ti guo jia yuan shou ben fang |
| [02:29.38] | wu gou e yan o ba ka |
| [02:32.02] | zheng zhen zheng ming quan ren lei zhan dou min zu |
| [02:35.82] | OK? |
| [02:37.49] | xie diao xing shun ying xing zhong yao |
| [02:41.24] | fu shi?! |
| [02:43.03] | ci |
| [02:45.35] | 1000 jing yan |
| [02:48.10] | zi ji zhu zhang bi yao! |
| [02:52.13] | OK? |
| [02:54.10] | |
| [02:56.71] | mo fa shi shi |
| [03:00.10] | yu yu xiao |
| [03:02.22] | chu |
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| [03:07.66] | seng lv ? |
| [03:11.02] | wang mian |
| [03:13.22] | yi ti he yang? mou fan? |
| [03:16.39] | pu yong zhe. wang yong zhe si! |
| [03:21.26] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [03:24.23] | guo ping he shou wei |
| [03:26.74] | zui qian xian shen tou |
| [03:29.76] | zhi chi lv mu jian! w |
| [03:32.36] | quan yi wei jin wei |
| [03:35.25] | zhan wang yang he |
| [03:37.91] | jin wei si jue mie cun qian |
| [03:40.87] | ! |
| [03:43.61] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [03:46.58] | xiao yan shou wei |
| [03:49.11] | mo wang jun guan lian qing bao |
| [03:52.18] | ming ji |
| [03:54.82] | jin ri jin ri zhen zuo |
| [03:57.62] | yong zhe dai |
| [04:00.09] | ta li ben yuan |
| [04:03.11] | : |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ: P |
| [00:00.05] | zuò cí: P |
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| [00:06.05] | ! |
| [00:10.15] | 3. 2. 1 Ahhh! Q! |
| [00:11.74] | |
| [00:22.19] | wáng! ? |
| [00:23.67] | HELP! hé shì |
| [00:25.32] | |
| [00:26.20] | jī |
| [00:27.64] | yǒng zhě? |
| [00:29.19] | ! ? |
| [00:30.51] | shàng qián yǒng zhě |
| [00:32.27] | shè dìng bēng huài !! |
| [00:33.46] | bǎo xiāng zhōng shēn jīn lǚ lì |
| [00:36.18] | zhòng jiān tàn huà dào |
| [00:37.87] | shì dāng |
| [00:39.26] | kùn tīng rén huà? |
| [00:41.69] | quán rán dào! dào! ! |
| [00:44.46] | dāng rán |
| [00:47.07] | shí jì yī fān wěi! |
| [00:50.35] | rén |
| [00:52.72] | shàng mù xiàn |
| [00:55.56] | jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jī |
| [00:58.11] | qū qiáng zhòng jiān tàn! |
| [01:01.46] | sī yī bīng zú |
| [01:03.62] | yǒu gěi xiū xiá!! |
| [01:06.39] | dào rì lè! |
| [01:11.86] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [01:14.66] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
| [01:17.15] | yī fān hòu zhǐ huī |
| [01:20.04] | jīng yǎn zhí chuán |
| [01:22.86] | wèi shì jiè wèi |
| [01:25.69] | zhàn pú ài guó xīn |
| [01:28.20] | zhòng jiān sǐ jué miè cùn qián |
| [01:31.21] | zú orz |
| [01:34.22] | |
| [01:36.69] | quán miè. shén yàng! |
| [01:58.76] | |
| [02:09.65] | !! |
| [02:12.65] | jī huì! |
| [02:15.22] | wáng yàng ! wú lǐ. |
| [02:18.03] | ! ruò yīn tǔ! |
| [02:20.88] | jīng jì lì jūn shì lì shēn fēn wǒ guó dāng rán |
| [02:23.64] | yōu xiù rén cái rùn zé |
| [02:25.48] | rén wàng |
| [02:26.81] | màn xìng de wèn tí guó jiā yuán shǒu bēn fàng |
| [02:29.38] | wú gòu è yán o ba ka |
| [02:32.02] | zhèng zhēn zhèng míng quán rén lèi zhàn dòu mín zú |
| [02:35.82] | OK? |
| [02:37.49] | xié diào xìng shùn yīng xìng zhòng yào |
| [02:41.24] | fú shì?! |
| [02:43.03] | cì |
| [02:45.35] | 1000 jīng yǎn |
| [02:48.10] | zì jǐ zhǔ zhāng bì yào! |
| [02:52.13] | OK? |
| [02:54.10] | |
| [02:56.71] | mó fǎ shǐ shǐ |
| [03:00.10] | yú yù xiào |
| [03:02.22] | chù |
| [03:05.47] | |
| [03:07.66] | sēng lǚ ? |
| [03:11.02] | wáng mián |
| [03:13.22] | yī tǐ hé yàng? móu fǎn? |
| [03:16.39] | pú yǒng zhě. wáng yǒng zhě sī! |
| [03:21.26] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [03:24.23] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
| [03:26.74] | zuì qián xiàn shēn tóu |
| [03:29.76] | zhī chí lǜ mù jiàn! w |
| [03:32.36] | quán yì wèi jīn wèi |
| [03:35.25] | zhàn wáng yàng hé |
| [03:37.91] | jìn wèi sǐ jué miè cùn qián |
| [03:40.87] | ! |
| [03:43.61] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [03:46.58] | xiào yán shǒu wèi |
| [03:49.11] | mó wáng jūn guān lián qíng bào |
| [03:52.18] | mìng jí |
| [03:54.82] | jīn rì jīn rì zhèn zuò |
| [03:57.62] | yǒng zhě dài |
| [04:00.09] | tā lì běn yuàn |
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