| [00:18.990] | 我叫小麦 我不会乐器 |
| [00:23.350] | 所以拿Lara的Kala乱唱 |
| [00:26.470] | 谢谢gary 耐心帮我录音 |
| [00:30.610] | 我唱了几百遍还是写不出 |
| [00:33.670] | 像样的旋律 只好拜托jay |
| [00:37.750] | 即兴唱一遍竟然这么好听 |
| [00:42.190] | |
| [00:49.620] | 我的麦是麦当劳的麦 |
| [00:52.870] | 我的烝不是蒸小龙包的蒸 |
| [00:56.470] | 我的玮不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的伟 |
| [01:01.320] | 不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的真伟 |
| [01:04.220] | |
| [01:04.710] | 我的麦是麦当劳的麦 |
| [01:07.470] | 我的烝不是蒸小龙包的蒸 |
| [01:10.880] | 我的玮不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的伟 |
| [01:15.560] | 不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的真伟 |
| [01:20.660] | |
| [01:36.140] | 杰伦即兴的功力真让我傻眼 |
| [01:40.120] | 真的没在脑海中考虑那半秒吗 |
| [01:43.540] | 我真的不信 真的怀疑 |
| [01:47.210] | 真妙 真强 真佩服 |
| [01:49.120] | 好多的真真真却不是 麦烝玮的烝 |
| [01:54.210] | |
| [01:54.690] | 眼睛一样小却不同际遇 |
| [01:56.620] | 只怪当初我没好好学琴 |
| [02:01.730] | 反而去跳舞 有什么不对吗 |
| [02:08.390] | |
| [02:12.000] | 请记得大学那一年 我创了热舞社 |
| [02:19.570] | 有一天回到了母校 学弟却说学长你好好笑 |
| [02:26.970] | 我问他为什么好笑 他说他看了Mr.j频道 |
| [02:33.520] | 各位朋友请记住 我不是那搞笑的 艺人 |
| [02:44.750] | |
| [02:47.940] | 我的麦是麦当劳的麦 |
| [02:51.210] | 我的烝不是蒸小龙包的蒸 |
| [02:54.790] | 我的玮不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的伟 |
| [02:59.420] | 不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的真伟 |
| [03:02.490] | |
| [03:02.970] | 我的麦是麦当劳的麦 |
| [03:05.640] | 我的烝不是蒸小龙包的蒸 |
| [03:09.120] | 我的玮不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的伟 |
| [03:13.690] | 不是那哥哥爸爸真伟大的真伟 |
| [03:16.930] | |
| [03:17.420] | 请记得大学那一年 我创了热舞社 |
| [03:24.050] | 有一天回到了母校 学弟却说学长你好好笑 |
| [03:31.590] | 我问他为什么好笑 他说他看了Mr.j频道 |
| [03:38.080] | 各位朋友请记住 我不是那搞笑的 艺人 |
| [03:46.720] | |
| [03:48.680] | 我不是搞笑的 我不是搞笑的 |
| [03:51.390] | 我是练舞出身的 练舞出身的 |
| [03:53.890] | 我不是搞笑的 我不是搞笑的 |
| [00:18.990] | wo jiao xiao mai wo bu hui yue qi |
| [00:23.350] | suo yi na Lara de Kala luan chang |
| [00:26.470] | xie xie gary nai xin bang wo lu yin |
| [00:30.610] | wo chang le ji bai bian hai shi xie bu chu |
| [00:33.670] | xiang yang de xuan lv zhi hao bai tuo jay |
| [00:37.750] | ji xing chang yi bian jing ran zhe me hao ting |
| [00:42.190] | |
| [00:49.620] | wo de mai shi mai dang lao de mai |
| [00:52.870] | wo de zheng bu shi zheng xiao long bao de zheng |
| [00:56.470] | wo de wei bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da de wei |
| [01:01.320] | bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da di zhen wei |
| [01:04.220] | |
| [01:04.710] | wo de mai shi mai dang lao de mai |
| [01:07.470] | wo de zheng bu shi zheng xiao long bao de zheng |
| [01:10.880] | wo de wei bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da de wei |
| [01:15.560] | bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da di zhen wei |
| [01:20.660] | |
| [01:36.140] | jie lun ji xing de gong li zhen rang wo sha yan |
| [01:40.120] | zhen de mei zai nao hai zhong kao lv na ban miao ma |
| [01:43.540] | wo zhen de bu xin zhen de huai yi |
| [01:47.210] | zhen miao zhen qiang zhen pei fu |
| [01:49.120] | hao duo di zhen zhen zhen que bu shi mai zheng wei de zheng |
| [01:54.210] | |
| [01:54.690] | yan jing yi yang xiao que bu tong ji yu |
| [01:56.620] | zhi guai dang chu wo mei hao hao xue qin |
| [02:01.730] | fan er qu tiao wu you shen me bu dui ma |
| [02:08.390] | |
| [02:12.000] | qing ji de da xue na yi nian wo chuang le re wu she |
| [02:19.570] | you yi tian hui dao le mu xiao xue di que shuo xue zhang ni hao hao xiao |
| [02:26.970] | wo wen ta wei shi me hao xiao ta shuo ta kan le Mr. j pin dao |
| [02:33.520] | ge wei peng you qing ji zhu wo bu shi na gao xiao de yi ren |
| [02:44.750] | |
| [02:47.940] | wo de mai shi mai dang lao de mai |
| [02:51.210] | wo de zheng bu shi zheng xiao long bao de zheng |
| [02:54.790] | wo de wei bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da de wei |
| [02:59.420] | bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da di zhen wei |
| [03:02.490] | |
| [03:02.970] | wo de mai shi mai dang lao de mai |
| [03:05.640] | wo de zheng bu shi zheng xiao long bao de zheng |
| [03:09.120] | wo de wei bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da de wei |
| [03:13.690] | bu shi na ge ge ba ba zhen wei da di zhen wei |
| [03:16.930] | |
| [03:17.420] | qing ji de da xue na yi nian wo chuang le re wu she |
| [03:24.050] | you yi tian hui dao le mu xiao xue di que shuo xue zhang ni hao hao xiao |
| [03:31.590] | wo wen ta wei shi me hao xiao ta shuo ta kan le Mr. j pin dao |
| [03:38.080] | ge wei peng you qing ji zhu wo bu shi na gao xiao de yi ren |
| [03:46.720] | |
| [03:48.680] | wo bu shi gao xiao de wo bu shi gao xiao de |
| [03:51.390] | wo shi lian wu chu shen de lian wu chu shen de |
| [03:53.890] | wo bu shi gao xiao de wo bu shi gao xiao de |
| [00:18.990] | wǒ jiào xiǎo mài wǒ bú huì yuè qì |
| [00:23.350] | suǒ yǐ ná Lara de Kala luàn chàng |
| [00:26.470] | xiè xiè gary nài xīn bāng wǒ lù yīn |
| [00:30.610] | wǒ chàng le jǐ bǎi biàn hái shì xiě bù chū |
| [00:33.670] | xiàng yàng de xuán lǜ zhǐ hǎo bài tuō jay |
| [00:37.750] | jí xìng chàng yī biàn jìng rán zhè me hǎo tīng |
| [00:42.190] | |
| [00:49.620] | wǒ de mài shì mài dāng láo de mài |
| [00:52.870] | wǒ de zhēng bú shì zhēng xiǎo lóng bāo de zhēng |
| [00:56.470] | wǒ de wěi bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà de wěi |
| [01:01.320] | bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà dí zhēn wěi |
| [01:04.220] | |
| [01:04.710] | wǒ de mài shì mài dāng láo de mài |
| [01:07.470] | wǒ de zhēng bú shì zhēng xiǎo lóng bāo de zhēng |
| [01:10.880] | wǒ de wěi bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà de wěi |
| [01:15.560] | bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà dí zhēn wěi |
| [01:20.660] | |
| [01:36.140] | jié lún jí xìng de gōng lì zhēn ràng wǒ shǎ yǎn |
| [01:40.120] | zhēn de méi zài nǎo hǎi zhōng kǎo lǜ nà bàn miǎo ma |
| [01:43.540] | wǒ zhēn de bù xìn zhēn de huái yí |
| [01:47.210] | zhēn miào zhēn qiáng zhēn pèi fú |
| [01:49.120] | hǎo duō dí zhēn zhēn zhēn què bú shì mài zhēng wěi de zhēng |
| [01:54.210] | |
| [01:54.690] | yǎn jīng yí yàng xiǎo què bù tóng jì yù |
| [01:56.620] | zhǐ guài dāng chū wǒ méi hǎo hào xué qín |
| [02:01.730] | fǎn ér qù tiào wǔ yǒu shén me bú duì ma |
| [02:08.390] | |
| [02:12.000] | qǐng jì de dà xué nà yī nián wǒ chuàng le rè wǔ shè |
| [02:19.570] | yǒu yì tiān huí dào le mǔ xiào xué dì què shuō xué zhǎng nǐ hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [02:26.970] | wǒ wèn tā wèi shí me hǎo xiào tā shuō tā kàn le Mr. j pín dào |
| [02:33.520] | gè wèi péng yǒu qǐng jì zhù wǒ bú shì nà gǎo xiào de yì rén |
| [02:44.750] | |
| [02:47.940] | wǒ de mài shì mài dāng láo de mài |
| [02:51.210] | wǒ de zhēng bú shì zhēng xiǎo lóng bāo de zhēng |
| [02:54.790] | wǒ de wěi bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà de wěi |
| [02:59.420] | bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà dí zhēn wěi |
| [03:02.490] | |
| [03:02.970] | wǒ de mài shì mài dāng láo de mài |
| [03:05.640] | wǒ de zhēng bú shì zhēng xiǎo lóng bāo de zhēng |
| [03:09.120] | wǒ de wěi bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà de wěi |
| [03:13.690] | bú shì nà gē ge bà bà zhēn wěi dà dí zhēn wěi |
| [03:16.930] | |
| [03:17.420] | qǐng jì de dà xué nà yī nián wǒ chuàng le rè wǔ shè |
| [03:24.050] | yǒu yì tiān huí dào le mǔ xiào xué dì què shuō xué zhǎng nǐ hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [03:31.590] | wǒ wèn tā wèi shí me hǎo xiào tā shuō tā kàn le Mr. j pín dào |
| [03:38.080] | gè wèi péng yǒu qǐng jì zhù wǒ bú shì nà gǎo xiào de yì rén |
| [03:46.720] | |
| [03:48.680] | wǒ bú shì gǎo xiào de wǒ bú shì gǎo xiào de |
| [03:51.390] | wǒ shì liàn wǔ chū shēn de liàn wǔ chū shēn de |
| [03:53.890] | wǒ bú shì gǎo xiào de wǒ bú shì gǎo xiào de |
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