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You go girls |
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We are the muses... |
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goddesses of the arts |
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and proclaimers of heroes. |
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Heroes like Hercules. |
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Honey, you mean " Hunk-ules." |
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Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him-- |
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Our story actually begins... |
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long before Hercules... |
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many eons ago. |
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Back when the world was new |
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The planet Earth was down on its luck |
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And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok |
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It was a nasty place |
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There was a mess wherever ya stepped |
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Where chaos reigned and earthquakes |
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and volcanoes never slept |
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And then along came Zeus |
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He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped |
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Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped |
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And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks |
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And that's the gospel truth |
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The guy was too " Type A " to just relax |
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And that's the world's first dish - Yeah, baby. |
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Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth |
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Though, honey it may seem impossible |
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That's the gospel truth |
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On Mount Olympus life was neat |
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And smooth as sweet vermouth |
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Although, honey it may seem impossible |
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That's the gospel truth |
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Oh,yeah,yeah |
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Ah, ah |
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Hey, hey, hey |