| Song | The Laughing Policeman |
| Artist | Charles Penrose |
| Album | Vintage Children's Favorites (1926 - 1950) |
| [00:08.43] | i know a fat old policeman |
| [00:10.15] | he's always on our street |
| [00:12.05] | a fat and jolly red faced man |
| [00:14.19] | he really is a treat |
| [00:16.03] | he's to kind for a policeman |
| [00:17.91] | he's never known to frown |
| [00:19.83] | and everybody says he's the happyist man in town |
| [00:23.32] | (laughing) （ |
| [00:39.30] | |
| [00:47.11] | the laughs apon duty |
| [00:48.70] | he laughs apon his beat |
| [00:50.76] | he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street |
| [00:54.36] | he never can stop laughing |
| [00:56.54] | he says he has not tried |
| [00:58.32] | and once he did arrest a man |
| [01:00.66] | and laughed untill he cried |
| [01:02.69] | (laughing)（ |
| [01:18.31] | |
| [01:25.92] | his jolly face is wrinkeled |
| [01:27.80] | and then he shut his eyes |
| [01:29.70] | he opened his great mouth |
| [01:31.64] | is was a wanderus site |
| [01:33.76] | he said i must arrest you |
| [01:35.46] | he dint know what for |
| [01:37.57] | and then he started laughing |
| [01:39.49] | until he cracked his jaw |
| [01:41.73] | (laughing)（ |
| [01:58.03] | |
| [02:05.69] | so if you chance to meet him |
| [02:07.22] | when walking round the town |
| [02:09.15] | just shake him by his fat old hand |
| [02:11.47] | and give him half a crown |
| [02:13.28] | his eyes will beam and sparkel |
| [02:15.33] | he will gurgle with delight |
| [02:17.09] | and then you will start him laughing |
| [02:19.39] | with all his blessed might |
| [02:21.34] | (laughing)（ |
| [00:08.43] | i know a fat old policeman |
| [00:10.15] | he' s always on our street |
| [00:12.05] | a fat and jolly red faced man |
| [00:14.19] | he really is a treat |
| [00:16.03] | he' s to kind for a policeman |
| [00:17.91] | he' s never known to frown |
| [00:19.83] | and everybody says he' s the happyist man in town |
| [00:23.32] | laughing |
| [00:39.30] | |
| [00:47.11] | the laughs apon duty |
| [00:48.70] | he laughs apon his beat |
| [00:50.76] | he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street |
| [00:54.36] | he never can stop laughing |
| [00:56.54] | he says he has not tried |
| [00:58.32] | and once he did arrest a man |
| [01:00.66] | and laughed untill he cried |
| [01:02.69] | laughing |
| [01:18.31] | |
| [01:25.92] | his jolly face is wrinkeled |
| [01:27.80] | and then he shut his eyes |
| [01:29.70] | he opened his great mouth |
| [01:31.64] | is was a wanderus site |
| [01:33.76] | he said i must arrest you |
| [01:35.46] | he dint know what for |
| [01:37.57] | and then he started laughing |
| [01:39.49] | until he cracked his jaw |
| [01:41.73] | laughing |
| [01:58.03] | |
| [02:05.69] | so if you chance to meet him |
| [02:07.22] | when walking round the town |
| [02:09.15] | just shake him by his fat old hand |
| [02:11.47] | and give him half a crown |
| [02:13.28] | his eyes will beam and sparkel |
| [02:15.33] | he will gurgle with delight |
| [02:17.09] | and then you will start him laughing |
| [02:19.39] | with all his blessed might |
| [02:21.34] | laughing |