| [ti:剁手劫] | |
| [ar:刘 东] | |
| [al:晋城土著] | |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 刘东 |
| [00:00.687] | 作词 : 刘东 |
| [00:02.61] | 词/曲：刘 东 |
| [00:05.88] | 编 曲：牛 笑、刘 东 |
| [00:11.62] | 来吧 来来来来来来来来来 |
| [00:14.16] | 买吧 买买买买买买买买买 |
| [00:16.80] | 花钱的姿势一定要拽 |
| [00:18.85] | 拽完躲起来馒头就榨菜 |
| [00:21.59] | 剁剁剁剁剁剁剁手 |
| [00:23.75] | 下下下下下不了手 |
| [00:26.14] | 买上没用但是必须得有 |
| [00:28.51] | 所以多多多少钱多少都不够 |
| [00:32.30] | |
| [00:40.84] | 钱到用时方恨少 |
| [00:42.82] | 差点申请吃低保 |
| [00:45.38] | 看见打折搞促销 |
| [00:47.57] | 我张嘴就迎着西北风跑 |
| [00:50.21] | 这小钱花的很放荡 |
| [00:52.58] | 和钱有仇还是家里有矿 |
| [00:54.94] | 有钱得花到刀刃上 |
| [00:57.31] | 关键我这刀它刃太长 |
| [01:02.08] | 来吧 来来来来来来来来来 |
| [01:04.54] | 买吧 买买买买买买买买买 |
| [01:07.22] | 花钱的姿势一定要拽 |
| [01:09.32] | 拽完躲起来馒头就榨菜 |
| [01:11.86] | 剁剁剁剁剁剁剁手 |
| [01:14.08] | 下下下下下不了手 |
| [01:16.49] | 买上没用但是必须得有 |
| [01:18.94] | 所以多多多少钱多少都不够 |
| [01:22.72] | （您好，欢迎光临 |
| [01:25.56] | 把那件衣裳拿来我看看 |
| [01:28.22] | 好的 先生 |
| [01:30.82] | 那条裤也拿来我看看 |
| [01:33.93] | 好的这边请 |
| [01:35.84] | 哎呀 这这这 这还缺双鞋啊) |
| [01:40.84] | 本来只想买土豆 |
| [01:42.92] | 后来发现还缺块牛肉 |
| [01:45.40] | 咬咬牙买上牛肉 |
| [01:47.78] | 哎哟我去 调料又不够 |
| [01:50.22] | 该出手时就出手 |
| [01:52.55] | 该剁手时别颤抖 |
| [01:55.02] | 既然决定要吃土 |
| [01:57.24] | 不在乎再多吃几周 |
| [02:00.54] | （姑娘们···） |
| [02:02.23] | 来吧 来来来来来来来来来 |
| [02:04.59] | 买吧 买买买买买买买买买 |
| [02:07.14] | 花钱的姿势一定要拽 |
| [02:09.36] | 拽完躲起来馒头就榨菜 |
| [02:11.78] | 剁剁剁剁剁剁剁手 |
| [02:14.12] | 下下下下下不了手 |
| [02:16.47] | 买上没用但是必须得有 |
| [02:18.94] | 所以多多多少钱多少都不够 |
| [02:21.30] | 来吧 来来来来来来来来来 |
| [02:23.64] | 买吧 买买买买买买买买买 |
| [02:26.16] | 花钱的姿势一定要拽 |
| [02:28.73] | 拽完躲起来馒头就榨菜 |
| [02:31.21] | 剁剁剁剁剁剁剁手 |
| [02:33.40] | 下下下下下不了手 |
| [02:35.67] | 买上没用但是必须得有 |
| [02:38.06] | 所以多多多少钱多少都不够 |
| [02:41.00] | （因版权原因后面四句没唱，请自行脑补） |
| [02:44.17] | 劫后余生 |
| [02:48.46] | 剁手是你 |
| [02:53.02] | 还款是你 |
| [02:57.24] | 吃土也是你 |
| [03:01.51] | ---END--- |
| [03:04.27] |
| ti: duo shou jie | |
| ar: liu dong | |
| al: jin cheng tu zhu | |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : liu dong |
| [00:00.687] | zuo ci : liu dong |
| [00:02.61] | ci qu: liu dong |
| [00:05.88] | bian qu: niu xiao liu dong |
| [00:11.62] | lai ba lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai |
| [00:14.16] | mai ba mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai |
| [00:16.80] | hua qian de zi shi yi ding yao zhuai |
| [00:18.85] | zhuai wan duo qi lai man tou jiu zha cai |
| [00:21.59] | duo duo duo duo duo duo duo shou |
| [00:23.75] | xia xia xia xia xia bu liao shou |
| [00:26.14] | mai shang mei yong dan shi bi xu de you |
| [00:28.51] | suo yi duo duo duo shao qian duo shao dou bu gou |
| [00:32.30] | |
| [00:40.84] | qian dao yong shi fang hen shao |
| [00:42.82] | cha dian shen qing chi di bao |
| [00:45.38] | kan jian da she gao cu xiao |
| [00:47.57] | wo zhang zui jiu ying zhe xi bei feng pao |
| [00:50.21] | zhe xiao qian hua de hen fang dang |
| [00:52.58] | he qian you chou hai shi jia li you kuang |
| [00:54.94] | you qian de hua dao dao ren shang |
| [00:57.31] | guan jian wo zhe dao ta ren tai zhang |
| [01:02.08] | lai ba lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai |
| [01:04.54] | mai ba mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai |
| [01:07.22] | hua qian de zi shi yi ding yao zhuai |
| [01:09.32] | zhuai wan duo qi lai man tou jiu zha cai |
| [01:11.86] | duo duo duo duo duo duo duo shou |
| [01:14.08] | xia xia xia xia xia bu liao shou |
| [01:16.49] | mai shang mei yong dan shi bi xu de you |
| [01:18.94] | suo yi duo duo duo shao qian duo shao dou bu gou |
| [01:22.72] | nin hao, huan ying guang lin |
| [01:25.56] | ba na jian yi shang na lai wo kan kan |
| [01:28.22] | hao de xian sheng |
| [01:30.82] | na tiao ku ye na lai wo kan kan |
| [01:33.93] | hao de zhe bian qing |
| [01:35.84] | ai ya zhe zhe zhe zhe hai que shuang xie a |
| [01:40.84] | ben lai zhi xiang mai tu dou |
| [01:42.92] | hou lai fa xian hai que kuai niu rou |
| [01:45.40] | yao yao ya mai shang niu rou |
| [01:47.78] | ai yo wo qu tiao liao you bu gou |
| [01:50.22] | gai chu shou shi jiu chu shou |
| [01:52.55] | gai duo shou shi bie chan dou |
| [01:55.02] | ji ran jue ding yao chi tu |
| [01:57.24] | bu zai hu zai duo chi ji zhou |
| [02:00.54] | gu niang men |
| [02:02.23] | lai ba lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai |
| [02:04.59] | mai ba mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai |
| [02:07.14] | hua qian de zi shi yi ding yao zhuai |
| [02:09.36] | zhuai wan duo qi lai man tou jiu zha cai |
| [02:11.78] | duo duo duo duo duo duo duo shou |
| [02:14.12] | xia xia xia xia xia bu liao shou |
| [02:16.47] | mai shang mei yong dan shi bi xu de you |
| [02:18.94] | suo yi duo duo duo shao qian duo shao dou bu gou |
| [02:21.30] | lai ba lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai |
| [02:23.64] | mai ba mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai |
| [02:26.16] | hua qian de zi shi yi ding yao zhuai |
| [02:28.73] | zhuai wan duo qi lai man tou jiu zha cai |
| [02:31.21] | duo duo duo duo duo duo duo shou |
| [02:33.40] | xia xia xia xia xia bu liao shou |
| [02:35.67] | mai shang mei yong dan shi bi xu de you |
| [02:38.06] | suo yi duo duo duo shao qian duo shao dou bu gou |
| [02:41.00] | yin ban quan yuan yin hou mian si ju mei chang, qing zi xing nao bu |
| [02:44.17] | jie hou yu sheng |
| [02:48.46] | duo shou shi ni |
| [02:53.02] | hai kuan shi ni |
| [02:57.24] | chi tu ye shi ni |
| [03:01.51] | END |
| [03:04.27] |
| ti: duò shǒu jié | |
| ar: liú dōng | |
| al: jìn chéng tǔ zhù | |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : liú dōng |
| [00:00.687] | zuò cí : liú dōng |
| [00:02.61] | cí qū: liú dōng |
| [00:05.88] | biān qū: niú xiào liú dōng |
| [00:11.62] | lái ba lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái |
| [00:14.16] | mǎi ba mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi |
| [00:16.80] | huā qián de zī shì yí dìng yào zhuāi |
| [00:18.85] | zhuāi wán duǒ qǐ lái mán tou jiù zhà cài |
| [00:21.59] | duò duò duò duò duò duò duò shǒu |
| [00:23.75] | xià xià xià xià xià bù liǎo shǒu |
| [00:26.14] | mǎi shàng méi yòng dàn shì bì xū de yǒu |
| [00:28.51] | suǒ yǐ duō duō duō shǎo qián duō shǎo dōu bù gòu |
| [00:32.30] | |
| [00:40.84] | qián dào yòng shí fāng hèn shǎo |
| [00:42.82] | chà diǎn shēn qǐng chī dī bǎo |
| [00:45.38] | kàn jiàn dǎ shé gǎo cù xiāo |
| [00:47.57] | wǒ zhāng zuǐ jiù yíng zhe xī běi fēng pǎo |
| [00:50.21] | zhè xiǎo qián huā de hěn fàng dàng |
| [00:52.58] | hé qián yǒu chóu hái shì jiā lǐ yǒu kuàng |
| [00:54.94] | yǒu qián dé huā dào dāo rèn shàng |
| [00:57.31] | guān jiàn wǒ zhè dāo tā rèn tài zhǎng |
| [01:02.08] | lái ba lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái |
| [01:04.54] | mǎi ba mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi |
| [01:07.22] | huā qián de zī shì yí dìng yào zhuāi |
| [01:09.32] | zhuāi wán duǒ qǐ lái mán tou jiù zhà cài |
| [01:11.86] | duò duò duò duò duò duò duò shǒu |
| [01:14.08] | xià xià xià xià xià bù liǎo shǒu |
| [01:16.49] | mǎi shàng méi yòng dàn shì bì xū de yǒu |
| [01:18.94] | suǒ yǐ duō duō duō shǎo qián duō shǎo dōu bù gòu |
| [01:22.72] | nín hǎo, huān yíng guāng lín |
| [01:25.56] | bǎ nà jiàn yī shang ná lái wǒ kàn kàn |
| [01:28.22] | hǎo de xiān shēng |
| [01:30.82] | nà tiáo kù yě ná lái wǒ kàn kàn |
| [01:33.93] | hǎo de zhè biān qǐng |
| [01:35.84] | āi yā zhè zhè zhè zhè hái quē shuāng xié a |
| [01:40.84] | běn lái zhǐ xiǎng mǎi tǔ dòu |
| [01:42.92] | hòu lái fā xiàn hái quē kuài niú ròu |
| [01:45.40] | yǎo yǎo yá mǎi shàng niú ròu |
| [01:47.78] | āi yō wǒ qù tiáo liào yòu bù gòu |
| [01:50.22] | gāi chū shǒu shí jiù chū shǒu |
| [01:52.55] | gāi duò shǒu shí bié chàn dǒu |
| [01:55.02] | jì rán jué dìng yào chī tǔ |
| [01:57.24] | bù zài hu zài duō chī jǐ zhōu |
| [02:00.54] | gū niáng men |
| [02:02.23] | lái ba lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái |
| [02:04.59] | mǎi ba mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi |
| [02:07.14] | huā qián de zī shì yí dìng yào zhuāi |
| [02:09.36] | zhuāi wán duǒ qǐ lái mán tou jiù zhà cài |
| [02:11.78] | duò duò duò duò duò duò duò shǒu |
| [02:14.12] | xià xià xià xià xià bù liǎo shǒu |
| [02:16.47] | mǎi shàng méi yòng dàn shì bì xū de yǒu |
| [02:18.94] | suǒ yǐ duō duō duō shǎo qián duō shǎo dōu bù gòu |
| [02:21.30] | lái ba lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái lái |
| [02:23.64] | mǎi ba mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi mǎi |
| [02:26.16] | huā qián de zī shì yí dìng yào zhuāi |
| [02:28.73] | zhuāi wán duǒ qǐ lái mán tou jiù zhà cài |
| [02:31.21] | duò duò duò duò duò duò duò shǒu |
| [02:33.40] | xià xià xià xià xià bù liǎo shǒu |
| [02:35.67] | mǎi shàng méi yòng dàn shì bì xū de yǒu |
| [02:38.06] | suǒ yǐ duō duō duō shǎo qián duō shǎo dōu bù gòu |
| [02:41.00] | yīn bǎn quán yuán yīn hòu miàn sì jù méi chàng, qǐng zì xíng nǎo bǔ |
| [02:44.17] | jié hòu yú shēng |
| [02:48.46] | duò shǒu shì nǐ |
| [02:53.02] | hái kuǎn shì nǐ |
| [02:57.24] | chī tǔ yě shì nǐ |
| [03:01.51] | END |
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