没有腰的五毒都是假五毒（念白版）
mei you yao de wu du dou shi jia wu du nian bai ban Lyrics
| Song | 没有腰的五毒都是假五毒（念白版） |
| Artist | 弦外音乐社 |
| Artist | 亦乐Elim |
| Artist | 暮暮 |
| Artist | 5ive_years |
| Album | 没有腰的五毒都是假五毒 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
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| 二师妹、三师妹：一二一，一二一，不——吃——烤——鸭—— | |
| 二师妹：师兄，我饿了，今天晚饭是什么呀 | |
| 大师兄：……西北风。 | |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 殷一然 |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 如若梦依然 |
| [00:00.00] | 《没有腰的五毒都是假五毒》 |
| [00:00.10] | 作曲：殷一然 |
| [00:00.20] | 作词：如若梦依然 |
| [00:00.30] | 编曲：亦乐Elim |
| [00:00.40] | 演唱：暮暮、亦乐Elim、午年_5ive |
| [00:00.50] | 分轨混音：兜雨 |
| [00:01.00] | 美工：千忆 |
| [00:01.10] | 题字：横横也 |
| [00:01.20] | 文案：休桀 |
| [00:01.30] | 条漫、海报绘制：桃叶 |
| [00:01.40] | CV：午年_5ive（大师兄）、亦乐Elim（二师妹）、如若梦依然（小师妹） |
| [00:01.50] | MV拍摄、剪辑制作：徐徐 |
| [00:02.00] | 五毒二师妹（亦乐）：五六七八，五六七走—— |
| [00:03.00] | 【女合】 |
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| [00:05.30] | 彩稚 挠痒刚刚好 |
| [00:09.30] | 左手提肉右汤包 |
| [00:13.20] | 两口吃光还想要 |
| [00:16.20] | 【暮】 |
| [00:16.30] | 小二 牛肉切两条 |
| [00:20.62] | 打包 碎银要多少 |
| [00:23.60] | 【乐】 |
| [00:23.61] | 师兄说减重尚早 |
| [00:27.34] | 这些可以都吃掉 |
| [00:29.33] | 【女合】 |
| [00:30.79] | 看我三百斤的飞雀 |
| [00:34.28] | 把烦心事甩上天 |
| [00:36.89] | 【乐】 |
| [00:37.48] | 这江湖水太深 我在岸边蹲 |
| [00:40.72] | 只是腿抽筋得抻（二师妹：师兄你先夺怀，我我我脚抽筋了——） |
| [00:43.83] | 【暮】 |
| [00:44.35] | 唤蝙蝠为我来掠阵 |
| [00:46.17] | 金凤与黯相噬魂 |
| [00:47.80] | 【女合】 |
| [00:47.81] | 今天练功有认真 |
| [00:50.29] | 嗯！ |
| [00:50.97] | 【年】 |
| [00:51.29] | 双刀 别在青龙角 |
| [00:54.88] | 彩雉 谁说野鸡毛（大师兄：嘿我这暴脾气你再说是鸡毛试试你） |
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| [01:01.70] | 酒酿丸子做夜宵 |
| [01:05.12] | 小二 甜酪剩多少 |
| [01:08.50] | 打包 多的我全要 |
| [01:11.84] | 师妹说练功尚早 |
| [01:15.34] | 催我买糕佐小料（大师兄：哎呀可真烦呐） |
| [01:18.51] | |
| [01:18.86] | 看我三百斤的飞雀 |
| [01:22.14] | 把烦心事甩一边 |
| [01:25.52] | 这江湖水太宽 我难过对岸 |
| [01:28.71] | 一厘难倒英雄汉 |
| [01:32.26] | 把银饰换作了铜钱 |
| [01:34.26] | 还差三文才包圆 |
| [01:35.91] | 丁点零头且先欠（大师兄：老板，这钱下回再说啊嘿嘿） |
| [01:39.55] | 看我三百斤的飞雀 |
| [01:42.78] | 把烦心事甩上天 |
| [01:45.96] | 这江湖大路宽 我自走一边 |
| [01:49.35] | 动静无需君妄言 |
| [01:52.69] | 是百鬼掠夜时遮月 |
| [01:54.77] | 寒鸦悲啼的长夜 |
| [01:56.46] | 认真练功别偷歇（二师妹：诶呦） |
| [02:00.06] | 二师妹（失落）：哎…大师兄，你说，为什么你的腰就那么细呢，没有腰的五毒都是假五毒… |
| [02:26.00] | 【暮】 |
| [02:27.30] | 看我三百斤索命决 |
| [02:30.71] | 爆魂刺骨转坤乾 |
| [02:33.84] | 【乐】 |
| [02:34.08] | 这江湖水连天 我撑蒿岩涧 |
| [02:37.73] | 雾隐形身雷藏魇 |
| [02:40.36] | 【合】 |
| [02:41.13] | 看我三百斤的飞雀 |
| [02:44.41] | 夺怀也只一瞬间 |
| [02:47.83] | 这江湖水与叶 是我心风月 |
| [02:51.28] | 寄生灵森罗百千 |
| [02:54.45] | 而鹿卧蕉叶傍溪眠 |
| [02:56.39] | 星陨檐上草销雪 |
| [02:58.24] | 梦里云滇燃炊烟 |
| [03:02.94] | 三师妹：好香啊。 |
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| dà shī xiōng: hēi hēi, děng nǐ men a, néng bǎ zhè zhēng yáng gāo zhēng xióng zhǎng zhēng lù wěi ér shāo huā yā shāo chú jī shāo zi é lǔ zhǔ lǔ yā jiàng jī là ròu sōng huā xiǎo dù a dōu | |
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| dà shī xiōng shēng qì: dōu jiè le! jiù zhī dào chī! nǐ men mǎ shàng! gěi wǒ rào yǔn xīng hú pǎo shí quān! | |
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| dà shī xiōng: xī běi fēng. | |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : yīn yī rán |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : rú ruò mèng yī rán |
| [00:00.00] | méi yǒu yāo de wǔ dú dōu shì jiǎ wǔ dú |
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